I'll start with this bald prick. This fucking pussy acts like he's so damn tough because he's roided up and has more chemicals in him than a power plant. I'd love to get an opportunity to meet this fat necked over hyped mongoloid so I could show him what a real man fights like.
ITT: actors you could beat in a fight
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>Implying the pebble has the balls to fight anyone
yeah right. you would PISS your pants
Real men don't need to fight to prove their dominance.
They simply are.
You're literally no one.
t. The Pebble
I knew you were a nu-male pretending to be tough, Dwayne, but I didn't know you were THAT much of a pussy
Kek he would rip your head off with his bare hands
Honestly you seem like a critic who is just upset that he can't loosen up and enjoy a RAUNCHY SUMMER ROMP that literally makes you piss yourself (better than the alternative).
REAL FUN PEOPLE are the ones that this movie targets and not those butthurt HATERS who are paid to HATE films that NORMAL people enjoy.
Watch Baywatch and get ready for a real SUMMER SPLASH. You will not regret it.
Why, because he's muscular? He's only so big because he's on steroids. This fake bodied little bitch couldn't harm a fly. If he were to step into a boxing ring with me, I'd fuck him up.
t. disconnected critic
fuck off your stupid faggot, Dwayne would whoop your dumb ass
Wow the critics are so upset with the Rock setting them straight they're sh*tting on his movie on Chinese checkers boards? Grow a pair bruh.
This movie is going to do HUGE numbers internationally because people are p*ssing themselves laughing.
>I'd fuck him up
No you wouldn't. As soon as he approached you in person you'd run and hide like a little bitch
No, I wouldn't run from him. Why would anyone be afraid of him? The only thing to fear is that there's a slight chance you could catch something from his roid filled sweat/blood. I'd beat the shit out of his bald ass. He'd be too ashamed to ever show his face again.
*blocks your criticism*
Fuck off Vin Diesel where did your lisp come from? From sucking all those cocks?
He's fucking shorter than that manlet Vin Diesel, so I could definitely beat him in a fight
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Do you know how steroids work?
They raise your testosterone and other growth hormones so that you can lift more weights and whatever weights you lift cause more muscle gain.
They give you real strength, it's not like the muscles appear from nowhere. They come from being stronger.
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Can someone explain to me what's going on in this thread?
What is there to understand? I'm explaining that the Rock is a fucking steroid abusing pussy, and that I'd beat the shit out of him.
OP is obviously a CRITIC that just doesnt connect with a dirty lil R-Rated summer comedy that the FANS are lovin brotha!
this fucking guy
You would get absolutely destroyed.
Rockposting is really taking off
> I could show him what a real man fights like.
youtu.be
Get your catheter ready Sup Forums
You think Vin could take on the Rock?
I mean Vin towers over Rock's small ass.
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That is true
>I wish these were mens feet