Hey Lois, remember that time we had Dwayne Johnson over for dinner?

Hey Lois, remember that time we had Dwayne Johnson over for dinner?

>hey louise, remember the time I starting browsing imageboards?
>peter, I'm not getting "blacked" whatever that means.

>I sure do Peter
>His advice on toy merchandising was terrible

>cutaway to a torrent of piss blowing out their doors and windows

Hey lois remember the time we allowed our son to be horribly molested by family friends and then again at the community rec center for coke money and when he brought it up we called him a liar and told our entire extended family he was a liar causing a nervous breakdown and the complete ostracizing of him from his family and friends but still keeping our egos intact? Or how about the time our son said a bad word and we forced him to drink liquid soap and then refused him hospital care resulting in multiple ulcers and emotional trauma that I will never get over as long as I live. Or maybe the time we got too drunk and "peter" choked me out in an attempt to murder me and when I came to "lois" explained I shouldn't have made him angry.

michael what are you doing

text me

hey lois remember when this show was funny

i dont

Literally lol

>Hey Brian, remember when we tried making that torture porn movie?

holy crap

Reply for a free iphone 7

holy crap louis i'm so frickin baby for the damn baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peter: oh many many moons have gone by since I let out a freakin wicked nut lois, i must tell you. there's one freakin thing on my mind and that's that im peter and i am so horny holy crap

lois - peta! what the hell are you doing!?!? I dont want to have sex right now with you!!!!! i want to get some bbc [big black cock] oh cleveland!~

cleveland: hey yall!
lois: peta i'm gonna have sex with peter
peter:?
cleveland: she means peter
peter:????
cleveland: I mean cleveland

peter: holy crap!
stewie: what the dooce is going on up here in my parents room right now?'
peter: i'm so freakin horny stu
stewie: holy crap!

joe: peter dont do it
peter: im gonna fuck the freakin baby
cleveland:im gonna cum yall

Lee Goldson

What is this meme? Source?

quagmire: JIJJIDI JIJJIDI JIJJIDI JIJJIDI

giggityman: fgigigty ggity hey peter you 18 yet?
beter: no quagmire im 28
gigigtyman: lois 18?
beter : no guagmire lois 27
iggtmyN: meg 18?
beter: no guagiemire meg 26
quggityman: chris 18?
better; no gugags chris 32
guggieyman

>See's this thread
>this will do

louis theres a message in my spaghettios it says "PITA GRAFFEN IM SO HORNY FUCK STEWIE FUCK""""

act 2 - "It All Falls Down"

peter: well thats that i fucked the baby

joeL peter listen to me, i dont think what you did was right, but your my friend so i'll forget about it, im joe

peter: you think that's bad? remember when i went to that stereo store in ogden utah in 1974
stewie: what the hell happened to my babyass?
peter: nehehehehehe
stewie doesn't know yet
stewie: wait a minute
peter: )

STEWIE: WHAT THE DEUCE?
peter; did you say deuce? that reminds me of the time I was a toilet

No one in this thread is older than 18.
The mods should do something.

mods: i wanna fuck the posters

>Hey Lois, remember that time we force Stewie on HRT?