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>next sunday
>episode 6 leaks in germany
how mad would you be?

First for I hate Germans.

J U D Y
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it will leak in italy next time

>tfw something strikes you as funny

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>we will talk about Judy next sunday

Can't wait lads.

Italy already had their leak. Next will be Japan to complete the axis

I thought for sure that Naomi Watts would be playing Tammy so Dern not being Diane would be another casting fuck up for me.

There actually is apparently a scene (or at least it was an idea that Lynch wrote down that's visible in that new documentary) where Cole is dreaming and talks to Monica Bellucci's character about dreaming though, so Diane being that character would make at least a little bit of sense.

Why is this shit leaking like this, can someone explain this to me?

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Incompetent Euros

SANTA MARIA

THE SHIT, IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

>mfw I haven't brushed my teeth yet

Not respecting the release schedule of Lynch's mango opus.

>tfw my gums and forehead bleed when brushing my teeth

Germans are retarded.

ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT JUDY?

I'm gonna sperg out if Bowie appears.

I'm 15 minutes into episode 3

I'm a little too dim for this
I need a smart person commentary

>brutal murder
>not brutal fucking murder

Just finished episode 5 AMA

I got a warning for posting this without spoiler tags, watch out

>no Better Call Saul today
>get unexpected Twin Peaks kino instead

LINK WHERE

Why would Judy still be living in Argentina 25 years later?

Can you post it online?

Just another stop in Cooper's journey out of Black Lodge.

where the fuck is episode 5

I went to bed last night and it had leaked hours previously

i'm awake now and it's still not up??

Judy might not be but Jeffries might.

jeffries?

>Buenos Aires scene is clearly the last scene of the episode from the timestamp
>yfw it ends on a cliffhanger with Bowie appearing

Is there any other kind of murder?

thanks angela merkel

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sure :^)

Jeffries is almost certainly coming back

>I've been working with Philip Jeffries these past many years

Coop wouldn't say it if they're not gonna bring him in. It's fucking confirmed we are gonna talk about Judy.

I'm faxing the episode to piratebay right now, stay patient.

So is it suppose to be shit?

Why would you give a kid ecstasy?

Should I be avoiding these threads I haven't seen 5 yet because I'm sticking to how it's supposed to be coming out

don't play with my heart like this user

Does shit came out of your ass?

Reminder that Cooper said "hi" and if you think he burnt his tongue that's just audio misdirection because naomi watts starts frying bacon as he spits it out creating the tssss sound.

Nothing even resembling a distorted version of the first syllable of "coffee" is uttered.

>not using a telegram

>faxing
really generated a mirthless chuckle in my soul

judy lived in seattle

post pic

No shit Jeffries is in it. Cooper and Albert have both talked about him in just the first 4 episodes. I think he's going to be the real villain of the season.

If Bowie somehow managed to film scenes I'll fucking find David Lynch and give him a blowjob.

How funny would it be if Lynch would make 2 versions of episode 5. Literally lynching the whole nation of Germany.

Don't actually leak it.

>A kiddley divey too

So has no one seen episode 5 or what

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>mfw we're going to get never seen Jeffries footage from FWWM

Get it together, Germany

I know this is more of a S3 thread but just started S2, and that intro was fucking something.
Is S2 were things get real wild/absurd?

there's been two fags posting screenshots of them streaming it from german sky atlantic. nothing up on torrents anywhere.

where can i watch or download the missing pieces seperate from the FWWM fanedit? pls and thx

No, Germans are too scared to upload it because they live in a police state.

Why does David Lynch have such disgusting teeth? I realize he is a smoker, but come on, doesn't he wash his teeth?

yes, after the first ep (maybe not even that long)

Season 2 has a bunch of shitty side plots and focuses more on the soap opera aspects for most of it.

I want to avoid spoilers, has there not been any?

Short answer, yes.

wouldn't a vpn get around that?

Just a location confirmation, that's it.

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA

>wash his teeth

It's on TPB

Why would Bobby get dizzy if he turned around

EPISODE 5 LEAKED???? WTFFFF

>Germans
>smart

Please, user.

Holy fuck ep 5 is NUTS

fuck.

BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
>BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
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BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
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BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
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BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
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BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5
>BOWIE CONFIRMED AT END OF EP5

I'M WATCHING IT NOW

Yeah, by virtue of having twice as many Lynch directed episodes. The finale is as wild as it gets. (Until FWWM/S3 anyways.)

screenshot plox

Are there any confirmed real screenshots? This could be from anywhere with a words added.

Shit it crazy right. I didn't think it was possible

>owls confirmed for actually just being normal owls

Holy shit Lynch is LYNCHing everybody with episode five

the one with belushi knepper and dastmalchian

Fuck off Judy

Is this really getting 18 episodes?

You think Lynch can keep this weird avant style for that long? Or will the narrative become more traditional as it progresses?

david lynch here please dont post any spoilers from episode 5 we worked very hard to keep it secret thank you television friends :)

LEAK IT

Bullshit

Welp, time to bail

See you again in 6 days

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AMANDA SEYFRIED IN EPISODE 5
NADINE TOO
SCREENCAP THIS

The leak is NON-EXIST-ENT

Dr. Mengele confirmed?

It was written and filmed as a giant movie, and edited into episodes after, so it could stay consistent. It's also all in the can, so zero chance of him getting pressure to change.

Same will happened next week.

There will always be leaks.

It's better to avoid Sup Forums until Twin Peaks ends.

ONE ONE NINE

Do Annie is dead?
Hope Cooper fucks Audrey

This is dumb though. No other show leaks every episode a week early. It must be plugged by next week.

David loves 7 and we love trips

She's someone from the Lodge asking for help
NINE NINE ONE

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