Who is your best ally?

who is your best ally?

Japan's best ally is Turkey

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Fuck off cunt

Anzu stop shitposting

You might be a filthy roach and a trap but i would still fuck your face, anzu.

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Dear Anzu,

You are ugly.

Love, user

Do you ship Gundogawa?

Bikini photo shoot when? it's already August, Anzu...

t. weeaboo turk using a proxy

> tfw Japan is loved so much all around the world that jealous people found the need to create pejoratives like weeaboo to simmer things down.

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Thank you greatest ally.

You truly have shit taste in allies. How could a successful secular nation ally itself so strongly with a theocratic state?
>proceeds to deepthroat Israeli wang

>jealous

How is it jealous to make fun of our own fellow westerners for being infatuated with another culture?

Especially Americans, because japs are extremely influenced by American culture exports. So it's like jerking off to a funhouse mirror when an American is a weeb..

It is right to mock them. It has nothing to do with the japs themselves, they're incidental.

If you meet anybody who is retardedly into some foreign culture they're not even a part of, you'll probably make up some kind of name for them right away, because that shit is stupid.

Hungary., fuck the gernan subhumans

THIS

i cannot believe theres not a SINGLE pic of her bare feet

You might object the idea of being greatest allies but you have to admit we get along well.

Though I personally think your anime shit is gay af but hey that's how we're gonna brainwash the youth of western world right?

Big love.

You gave Turkey dozens upon dozens of billions of dollars worth of weapons and loans and grants, and also are in a pact where you will defend Turkey from any invader.

You should go google "NATO", and probably a lot of other things too, because you're a complete fucking moron holy shit.

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Israel our greatest ally.

Why is it stupid to be into a culture that's better than what you have locally?

Excessive fanboyism in general is stupid, but just thinking "another culture is better than my own" is nothing bad, you can learn and improve your own people's culture in the process.

Why would you want to see a little boy in a bikini?

australia and latvia, brothers in arms

wtf i hate latvia now

That moment when you realize we have no real ally that will always stand by our side...

>feelsbad

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Next_100_Years
Who else is ready for the Polish Turkish and Japanese WW3 alliance

Agglutinative languages a shit.

BUT TURKEY LOST INDEPENDENCE

it's okay to be jealous

>Jap culture
>Good

They literally fucked little boys before the westerners influenced their country

Is it because roaches can survive nuclear bombs?

JIDF

i knew a serbian guy in uni that also went on and on about how turkey is very similar to japan in culture etc. he argued from a standpoint of linguistic roots and they were quite compelling. turns out that you indeed have the same roots.

as for greatest ally of germany: none, lol. we never had true "great" allies in history. only temporary treaties.

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That doesn't mean all aspects of their culture were bad. Also that happened in buddhist monasteries and the monks came from China.

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Etarra detected

Sevillano.

My family fought for your great empire, along with my king.

You're german

Central eu countries should make a fucking alliance against germany

V4 is a Nice start but not enough

you know this is 100 percent true

Wanna attack some serbs with my Hungarian buddy?

>turk thread
>1 anzu

Merchant, you are my greatest ally!

>hey literally fucked little boys before the westerners influenced their country
>Citation Needed

Japan, what the fuck are you on about? We're your best ally.

Don't listen to the OP. Our eternal ally will always be Germany.

And you're a monkey

tofugu.com/japan/gay-samurai/
TL;DR all sex for fun was considered bad once the buddhists came, but sex with boys was not as demonized and considered just a temporary loss of control, that's why it was mostly forgiven.

Wouldn't expect an English teacher to know anything about the history of the country he currently resides in.

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you called a nigger a monkey. daz racis

No. You have not similar experiences in American occupation or rebuilding economy. Your people are a lazy and very religious. This is not Japanese way. I feel German used to have more in common but not recently because they like immigration so much and don't protect their people.

>implying ladyboy isn't japan's greatest ally
Pls mate.