Phasing Out Edition
Previous thread: >"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
youtube.com
ew.com
>misseps leak thread
kat.cr
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
mega.nz
mega.nz
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com
>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com
>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us
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Polls are back! I hope you had a lovely weekend /sug/!
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
that thing has a big anus
Here we go.
Best ship
>putting the goatse meme in a children show
Jesus Christ what were they thinking
for you
Do gems have strong legs?
Anybody have a link to an archive of the talkback thread for rose's scabbard?
what comes after k-i-s-s-i-n-g
I see.
Armstrongfags please leave.
Fusing.
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Curry.
Fast
Good morning.
Pringles - Sour Cream & Onion flavored.
its not a ship
just two best friends casually fucking
a lot
its been so long
god bless
Steven prefers Garnet anyway
chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, waffle fries, donuts, and mellow yellow
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How it will be:
Townie bomb.
Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.
"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
"What? Who?"
"There she is! In the corner!"
Steven turns to see who is it.
Jasper sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of pizza.
Screen fades to black.
Hiatus.
and then steven gets a sister
> The gaybarn
my sides
Is Pearl jealous of Greg or of Jasper?
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she's disapproving of the whole thing
Yesssssss~
>HELLO ROSE, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>Ah fuck, oh no.
>Shit now I got a stain on my onesie.
Yes
- Steven, what you can do?
- I can summon shield and bubble, heal things. create sentient plant life and communicate with the minds of the others!
- And what can you, little girl?
- I CAN HEADBUTT THINS! I CAN ROLL! YAY! *rolls out of screen*
Pretty sure the old archive was lost, wasn't it?
>How it will be:
>Townie bomb.
>Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
>Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.
>"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
>"What? Who?"
>"There he is! In the corner!"
>Steven turns to see who is it.
>Uncle Grandpa sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of Pizza Steve.
>"Uh, just found out my show's been cancelled. Can I live in yours?"
>Screen fades to black.
>Hiatus.
She's hating the fact that Greg again will be happy.
God damn it why are artists so good at making Jasper cute
I'm getting the effect early peridemption episodes had on me; I just want to see this big idiot learn about human life and utterly fail during it
Pretty much everything's on desustorage, but I remember going back through the old threads and not being able to find Rose's Scabbard either. Kind of odd really,that whole week seems to be missing.
>"Hey buddy I'm going through some stuff right now..."
>"You mind if I just crash here until I get back on my feet?"
>for years UG bums around Beach City until one day a faint "Good morning..." is heard, followed by a gunshot
is it realistic for steven to have any relationship with one of the new gems?
I hate connie and Lapis seems to like him at least?
PLEASE DON'T PUT PERIDOT AND LAPIS TOGETHER
>why are artists so good at making Jasper cute
Because she IS cute. She's our future big hunk of pumpking pie!
Good riddance
I like periven, but I hate lapidot and lapiven.
You can just take the easy way out and ship Steven with Gems and Connie at the same time.
abandon hope
LION AROUND
It has to be Peridot because she's about Steven's size so it looks the least like pedophilia.
HOSHI!!!
Peridot and Amethyst is OTP
>I hate lapidot
It's natural, cause Amedot is the only way.
>Everyone talking about Stevedot, Ameven, Lapisteven
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future
I know shipping is just fan wankery, but it seems pretty sealed up that They're going to be an item.
This late already
I actually hate all the Peri ships except for Periven.
It's just that Lapidot is the one I hate the most.
Steven has relationships with all the gems
Why do you care about who he fucks
>posting blue Ethan
I'll try to be faster next time.
Sorry.
You hear about video games?
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future
But who will Stevonnie marry?
>Permanent Stevonnie
KYS
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It's a shame people will almost always ship the dumb Peridot ships now.
What am I doing wrong user.
Tell me.
some people still don't realize that Laperithyst is going to be end game
just stop fighting it and get on board the polyship
Better version.
You got sucker's luck...
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine.
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same emptinesses again?
Vilify. Don't even try.
Vilify. Don't even try.
Look, we're getting at least 8 years of Stevonnie so Connie can get 2 more terms. I don't think they'd defuse if they've been together that long
do people take any StevenxGem ship seriously?
I certainly don't but crack can be fun sometimes simply because its completely not gonna happen
connie confirmed f tier hugger
What does this mean user.
What about when Connie dies, eh?
Fuck connie
She's not even gonna get the chance to run for presidency.
daily reminder Zuke is a good kid and a very special snowflake
Fuck you Connie's wonderful
This is the blue gem.
>implying Steven couldn't heal her
Right now, it's just the Perifags trying to force Peridot related ships so SOME are taking it seriously.
You can't heal dead people.
I don't like the blue gem.
she's just "that brown girl"
steven needs a gem like his daddy done did
Trying to do good is pointless, being bad hurts you less.
Reminder that Amedots are desperate subhuman trash that are clinging to a slowly sinking ship.
Reminder that Amethyst ate a cheese
Stevidot now!
Like I give a fuck!
>when Connie dies
Well Steven's going to fuse with Connie to stop her aging so if Connie dies that means Steven is dead which means Rose will probably come back and continue to ignore Pearl
Here he is.
But it still hurts.
She is literally just oh wow I'm normal wow I'm brown
It doesn't even seem like she thinks of steven as more than a friend
STEVEN X LAPIS
or steven and peridot
>those are my limb enhancers
This may be my favorite Connie drawing
10/10 and I never give those.
brb, making a transparency out of thise
10/10
hey I'm the user who posted a link to that two or three threads ago. great song right?
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I could KINDA see how Stevedot could have been a thing if Connie didn't exist.
Obviously Steven and Connie are gonna end up together, there's not even a question there, but it's not like there isn't a bit on genuine chemistry in Stevedot
All other gem ships are pure fantasy though.
Ameven is hot as fuk doe
To be fair, nobody has ever brought up Connie's race in the show. Only the fans and the creators have.
Pshh,
they ain't gonna be fused all the time. Plus Connie'll prolly just get hit by a bus
>Skilled swordsman
>Capable of going toe to toe with pearl who's been fighting for milennia
>Brilliant
>One of the few characters who sees Steven as a friend and a kid instead of his mom's reincarnation
Connie. Is. wonderful.
I was too lazy to save that drawing by Sketchabee where Peridot kisses Steven and he starts floating.
Can someone post it? I'm too lazy to get it.
Just be neutral.
It's easier and doesn't hurt.
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