Culture Pals - /cp/

Lonely Christmas Edition


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culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the cheaters

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youtube.com/watch?v=mFSRCG4DrmI
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I've never understood this general
Do you guys just talk and chat with dudes/dudettes from across the globe?

second for chadstavo

>be me
>talk to qt turk
>we somewhat connect easily and understand each other
>start to love her and fantasize a fabulous life together
>turns out to be a transgender
>fuck my life

You're right

Randy saves it again

hot, post pics no homo

Hvor er hvor er hvor er titman, hvor er hvor er hvor er titman, hvor er hvor er hvor er titman, hvor er titman nå?

how do get gf

If you don't want messages, just change your country to Portugal.

For my fellow friend from Malta, I give upon thee this gift /deathmetalshark
Be happy dear friend, may autism be with you

Serves ya right for associating with roaches mate. My God though, as if being a roach wasn't enough of an excuse for exterminating him, he also turned out to be a freak of nature on top of that.

D-don't bully her...

him, its a him

I WANT COCK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW

>>turns out to be a transgender
How could you not tell straight off?

Probably a soyboy

true unfortunately...

because desperation for someone to love me
...

even better! boner++

Are you the chink?

Chink? That is unrespectful...
sent a message to a turk qt
>me how was your experience with interpal so far?
>she ohhm what???
>blocks me
where did I fucked up...

>42 year old Russian tells me I'll make a good politician

I've found my calling lads

;( lad, are you gonna genocide me as well?

Reported to police for thought crimes

You're ok

Fug

so secsy

Gagging

Turks>hohols

...

rate my pickup lines

>tfw Sup Forums memes cost you your qt

had an american qt who I was really into and kept annoying her with 56% memes.
She didn't find it funny but I didn't realise, and a few days ago sent her a sex video of myself dressed as the amerimutt meme fugging a picture of her mum she sent me with the title 'your conception'. she hasn't said anything since other than 'oh'.

Why do you feel the need to lie about something as retarded as that?

my qt

qt/10

would cuddle

10/10

Good evening lads))

You didn't reply to me last time

Where is she from? Is it the Russian?

I'm sorry((
When was that?

Hei Erik, har jobbet for ((((DEM))))) i hele dag((((

reee get away from my qt

Hvorfor poster du ikke her på /cp/ mens du jobber?
More importantly, why do you demean yourself by doing (THEIR) dirty work?

Last thread, I said "Hallo! Wei geht's?"

Because I am not allowed to/have time to shitpost at work...good goy points for me?

Also I'm saving money for my Brazilian qts breast enlargement. She told me I could decide her size as long as I pay for it :3

That's #SAD, what is it you even do? IT shit? I guess that makes you a good goy indeed, but notice how close goy is to goy, keep that in mind brother.

Also why would you ever pay for the breast enlargement of someone else, are you staysman? And post pic of your Brazilian qt NOW

Oh man, yesterday I shut down my PC pretty soon after posting here.
Sometimes I post here and go to bed straight, maybe I should stop that.

Sad!

Who was the fuck that said sending "fug :DDDDDDDDDD" to finns was 100% reply back?
I did that shit and got ignored.

You're probably just ugly, sorry pal

If you were contacting a female it obviously should've been "benis :DDDDDDD" instead of "fug :DDDDDD"

Same

imagine this was your qt

What do you mean by this picture, who the fuck are these two people?

Which fellow friend?

:^)

Good thing I'm not a soyboy like that dweeb

prove it
t:titman

Kek are these two the same girls?

I'm the big tit loving Brit, she's way too flat for me anyway

how many friends have you made today /cp/?

im pretty sure the girl on the right, if its not the same girl at least; is this one
efukt.com/21140_The_Giggliest_Girl_in_Porn_Returns.html

Zero, but I had a really good day. But now I feel a bit lonely :) It'll be fine.

So who's spending christmas with their QT?

Don't have a qt

Haha good joke user ;(

Better than being obligated to spend Christmas with a QT you've realised is a moron whilst you're true qt spends hers with another guy :DDD

Better than spending your Christmas watching anime

Sup faggets

Omg.... What a surprise....
Another message sent and another message NOT seen.

Ela saiu perdendo, tuguinha, ela saiu perdendo...

its your own fault for not being a norwegian chad

Where the Americans at? The thread is not to die.

Sinceramente já nem sei psh

Teach me your ways erik.
It gets dark in here

Budget American coming through

nm, just shitposting on people's profiles. I would like to get written letters from people around the world.

1. Be Norwegian
2. Be a neet
3. Have a cat
4. Exercise

so far you fulfill 1/4. Step it up

>girl messages me first
>don't even see my reply

I'm mad!
It happened twice today.

É lógico que sim, porra.

Nós somos fodidos e sabemos disso, então faríamos um esforço maior do que os outros caras pra chegar no mesmo resultado.

No fim das contas, ambos perdem, mas elas perdem mais.

How can I get my norwegian citizenship?
I'm black, it might be easy...

>do you like Iron
>iron?
>yes, iron and blood are the base of society
>your question is really strange
>it's always gringos who are weird
>the other day another one asked me if it was funny that they rape a man
>because he raped a little girl and now they rape him in jail
>he asked me if it was funny to me
How do I respond to this

well, was it funny?

Rape is never funny

bada boom bada bing there's your answer

Yes. I'll watch movies of my qt.

It'd be funny if you got raped

aww, that sounds sweet. I'm glad you two enjoy each other's company mr. portugal

I was talking about miss Daddario :(
I said "Of my qt".
No one likes me.

Uh no

Just asked a muslim how's she getting ready for xmas.

I'm a dumb nigger!

youtube.com/watch?v=mFSRCG4DrmI

>I'm busy, can we talk later?
>still online

Why they do that with me?
I'm not even starting convos anymore. They start convos just to let me down

>talk to a girl every day for three months
>flirt constantly, she jokes about getting pregnant with my child and calls me master
>kisses me goodnight often
>suddenly tells me she likes me but shes not interested in dating me and doesn't want me to come see her

Did I get played? I guess I should just drop her right? What the fuck women.

sometimes they post nOOdz

bf dick so small

I posted on this thread a couple of days ago asking whether or not signing up worth considering.
Well I was bored, so I made an account about an hour ago and I'm just curious as to how this shit works.
Should I even bother commenting or just directly start messaging people?

Don't comment on pics. Always private messages.

She's probably seeing someone in real life.

Hihi

>She's probably seeing someone in real life
I asked that and she just ignored the accusation. hmm, maybe thats a yes but when I asked two months ago she said no

How do I write an about me without looking like a spazz?

take my advice and do make a profile that makes you look unhinged

bunp

that poor bastard

Aaahhhhh so nice to wake up to the smile of my russian qt, worried cause I didn't reply.
Very comfy)
Norwegian chad, I'm running. Are you?

Needs a honey joke somewhere

Wake up, hack, sleep, repeat

Nah I'm progressing too you see, but I feel no need to run. Actually I need to go buy gifts now. For my friends mum