Was this gay?

Was this gay?

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It was pretty gay

Homoerotical. Not the same.

Is OP gay? Same answer for both

>Right, let's get this interview with the vampire started.

Stopped watching right at the start after that.

it's pretty gay, but that doesn't mean it can't be kino.

If you own the DVD, under special features they show the entire cast and crew in unison saying "no homo" at the very end of the entire production.

Tom Cruise was nowhere to be found.

This movie made me feel like total shit, on the level of Oldboy and Requiem for a Dream

All vampire movies are gay

vampires can't be gay dumass

Why?

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It was a pure man love

Yeah it was gay

Mega gay, for back in the day. But that's all changed, in a big, gay way. Woundnt you say?

literal western yaoi fanfic

Don't mind me. The only not-gay vampire kino.

Not gay at all in any aspect. Pure philia, same as Master and Commander. Certain types of people have trouble understanding.

No, it wasn't.
It wasn't homo-erotic either.
This approaches truth.
It's not gay.
This is false.
False. This one isn't.
This guy knows.
Think about it.
This.
No, it wasn't gay.
It wasn't gay at all much less "mega gay".
Nothing to do with yaoi.
Interview with the Vampire isn't gay.

AUTISM

Not as gay as the book. I'm pretty sure there's a scene in it where Pitt straight up blows Banderas off.

>Hurr Durr
>I'm a moooooonsteeeerrr!!!
>Baaawwww

OK, so just sun yourself

Early erection status says no.

I have submitted to psychiatric assessment and have not been diagnosed with autism or Asperger's syndrome. This has nothing to do with the solid fact that Interview with the Vampire is not gay.

vampires in the books can't even get hard

I liked the movie but it's pretty gay, this thread would be even worst if we post captions from the movie.

I liked the movie as well and it's not gay and neither am I and I'm also not autistic and two out of three of these facts have been verified by psychiatric assessment.

Very

Ahem.

that movie was a pile of shit and since swinton looks like a man it was definitely gay.

almost as gay as Top Gun

so pretty, pretty, pretty fucking gay

Anne Rice is the equivalent to a modern yaoi fangirl. Of course it's gay.

Swinton it's really hot and you sir are objectively wrong about that, never watched the movie tough, probably gay.

t. homo

She's David Bowie with tits, there's no way that isn't hot.

One of my first faps was to Swinton in The Beach

None of the posters in this thread are gay and neither is Interview with the Vampire.

they hung out with a forever loli vampire and neither of them tapped that
yes it was gay

It should be called 'interview with a vampire'.

'The' implies there's only one vampire.

interview with the vampire he was interviewing

kinda'

Remember when Antonio Banderas was a fourteen-year old red-headed angelic Russian boy

Gay AND pedo as fuck

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Kinda gay. and GLORIOUS!!

Best vampire movie coming through

jesus FUCK Tom is a manlet!

I think we're all forgetting about perma-vampire loli Kirsten Dunst which makes the movie kino.

>be kid
>watch this

And?

this is the only vampire movie I can tolerate.

Lestat isn't even a faggot in the books.

I felt cucked when Dunst kissed Brad Pitt, she was my crush when I was a kid.

No I'm a full time cuck.

go fuck yourself in your prolapsed asshole, massposter

What about Nosferatu both versions, Dracula Bela and Lee versions? Pleb..

I dont care.

It is very homoerotic but it's a good movie.

Also it was called 'Interview With A Vampire' back when I watched it.

Exactly. A vampires penis is present, but non-working. Like a network card without the appropriate driver.

>Also it was called 'Interview With A Vampire' back when I watched it.
No it wasn't

>show any kind of bond between men
>'lmao its gay'

men can love and become enraptured with other men without it being sexual, the Aubrey/Maturin books are good examples of this.

I dont know why I miss Christian Slater.

It was kinda gay in this case though.

t. Tom Cruise

Broken Arrow was pretty fantastic

vampirism is an allegory for sexual perversion

It can be an allegory for all kinds of things. It's just that sexy vampires sell more.

I agree fully

>interview with THE vampire

Ehhh...what?

OMG le Mandela Effect XD

>tfw the role was supposed to go to River Phoenix

Is Top Gun gay? Asking for a friend, haha.

It's pretty homoerotic.
youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

is very heteronormative, if you watch it with the right mindset

Doesn't some kid rub his sex junk on Lestat in the book?

It was okay, but the whole "turn vampire and you become evil" kind of gets boring after watching it a few times.

I find it hilarious that Pitt was in a terrible mood because of how much fun Cruise was having.

If you've stopped aging at 12, then 30 years later, would it still be pedophilia? I would say yes since its still a child in form, but she would obviously aged in maturity, so I wonder what others think.

He was in a terrible mood because he kept eating rats.

Anything that has Guns n Roses on the soundtrack can't be gay

haha what if instead of man vampire it was girl vampire and instead of the plot it was a girl vampire liucking and sucking and biting th enecksof girls and the girl vampire is debicki and the victims are super girl and the VVitch and neon demon haha

what do you guys think about that pretty good right? haha

Insecure guys will say no.
Projecting homos will say yes.
There is no right answer.

It's a comfy flick. Have some beers and watch with friends. You do have friends right?

It's about little girl love

Balls didn't touch, so no.

>People are saying they wouldn't fuck prime 90s Brad Pitt

>he would obviously aged in maturity
Wrong.
Ageing causes changes to the brain size, vasculature, and cognition.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2596698/

Thats why she was still a retard 30 years later.

Louis is gay. Lestat is bi.
Daniel is also gay. Armand is gay as well.
So yeah it's pretty gay.

That's not Near Dark.

its "gay" in the same way the real navy/marine corp are "gay"

No, just faggie.

None of those you mentioned crave cock.
Most of the vampires protrayed in the movie are asexual. If not all of them.
Vampires the older they get, the more detached they become from mortal pleasures. Younger Vampires still retain their sexual preference, but as humanity fades so do those concepts.

Bram Stoker's vampires on the other hand...