Post your favorite ex-colony

Post your favorite ex-colony.

Pic related, 1066-1485, our slaves for more than 4 centuries. (Plantagenet)

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HAHAHAH SO FUCKING FUNNY

Hello, ex-colonial subject.

What french dynasty did you enjoy the most? Normandy house? Blois? Plantagenet? Anjou?

>ex-colony
How about a current one

Tudor, fuck you

there are so many of them, I can't choose

>British army
>80,000 trained regular personnel
>26,500 trained reserve

>Finnish army
>20,100 conscripts
>900,000 reservists

The Finnish army could invade Europe in it's entirety all other countries are weak

France created the world?

But user we got our independence from Russia not Germany

yes

>be french
>have to live through other countries to desperately pretend you're still relevant

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>tfw there could've been an alternate reality in which England stagnated as a pathetic Nordcuck bog but instead we had based Guillaume le Conqueror drag us closer to the parts of Europe that actually mattered and propelled us into relevancy and cemented our position for a thousand years

t. john de bender-plipidou-thackeray-cecil-frances

>be french
>speak english

>wich is 30% french, 30% latin (aka proto-french) and the rest is german

Cuck

>be french
>be so utterly shit at life you need someone else to make your language halfway relevant
LOL

My ancestry is Anglo-Norman-Irish.

I adore the arrogance of the French. They even go as far to say Latin is proto-French.

>be french
>speak english
lmao

I mean, you did rule us for a bit.

won't lie lads, but I'm a bored north african trolling xd

bonjour pierre hope you are enjoying your vacances

>be north african in france
>speak english

>bait the english cucks using their own langage and pretending to be french

stay mad ;)

Probably Luxembourg, although it's still ruled by the Nassau dynasty.

wtf I love france now

>Turkey, Hungary and Poland are created by France in 1918.
>Ex-soviet states are created by USA in 1918, which is created by France in 1783.
So is this the famous French arrogance, which leds to ultimate ignorance? Possibly the most retarded map I have ever seen in my life.

t. french colony

>France created the U.S

Is this what the French believe

i'm going full we wuz when i see this.
i often picture our beloved country as the good guy, but i know it's not totally true.
i often picture our beloved country as the greatest opposant against the evil and imperialist anglo, but i know it's not totally true either.
longue vie à la Patrie

they did though

you sound a very little much butthurt

take a look at this guy talking half of its words based on french and latin if it's not for the toddler tier language he would speak

i agree the map isn't accurate, as in ''created'' it would maybe mean ''shaping''. take a look at this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes–Picot_Agreement

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I wish you stopped making those autistic threads

That's exactly what the English do, all the while routinely coming off far more arrogant.

bon travail, youssouf. tu es adoubé français dorénavant

This is so stupid

Do you ever stop being retarded

Le Beautiful and Jasmine Scented Face

No they didn't. In fact Anglo ideas created modern France

German help made it possible to drive out the Russian scum in 1917.

Russia should be Finland. Rurik was N1.

>chip on the shoulder
>massive amounts of projection
>aus flag
every time

Kind of a reach

You didn't need to tell us we saw your French flag

1895-1945
1910-1945