Realize there's a typo in the thread you just made

>Realize there's a typo in the thread you just made
>Close the tab and browse a different board until it's safe

>not double and triple checking your post
What the fuck are you doing user

>forget to add a period to the end of a post
>turn off computer and go to bed early

>not having your mom proofread your posts before posting

wew

>say something factually incorrect
>someone calls you out
>try to play it off like you were trolling

>make a typo in a post
>start pacing around in the room waiting for the 1 minute to pass

>argue with a guy
>start to notice im losing the argument
>pretend to be another guy and side with him

>Make ab werror tgat only happenz ob phonea
>go xry in a cormer

>Tell anons to check my repeating digits
>there are none
>destroy my computer, burn my house and move to a different country with a different name

>"not him but..."
>I'm actually him

>reply to the wrong person
>leave therad

not this user but i do that

>forget to attach image

>Say something factually incorrect
>Actually were trolling
>People just think you're retarded

>therad
See you later :^)

Do you grab your phone and post from a different IP too?

Nah i just turn off wifi and use data

>read dumb post
>call them an idiot
>realize I misread their post
>research suicide methods

This one is the worst

>use the wrong pic of an actress

Do you also turn airplane mode on and off to get more IPs to agree with you?

>make post
>user quotes me saying "this"
>but then goes on to rant about something that was never even implied in my post as if I gave him the

>other anons start calling you retarded because of the first idiots implication

>Post thread on wrong board
>Leave said board until it's safe
>Come back to find myself banned

>claim user is a samefagging phoneposter
>there is noway he can disprove this
>a screencap only lends credence to my accusation

>pretend to love things i hate
>pretend to hate things i love

>get a significant get on a board
>post was insignificant
>everyone calls you a faggot

>go into random thread on Sup Forums
>post saying the tv show/movie is shit and only faggots watch it
>leave thread

>call user a fag for liking a reddit flick
>it's actually my favorite kino

did you make that /pol thread user

admit it

>call other anons redditors for using reddit spacing

>use it myself

>Say something factually correct
>Actually were trolling
>someone still calls you out
>don a pretend smug face and argue your side
>someone else pipes up for you
>obnoxiously proclaim victory while secretly laughing at all you goyed
>weeks later an office conversation and followup web search confirms you were right all along