HAHA what a crazy concept right?

HAHA what a crazy concept right?

I don't like how little clothing she has on. Honestly I can't wait for sharia law and women will finally dress modestly

Is this real? This could be the greatest film ever made.

lol try 41 niggas

Umm, pay attention cis male. The freedom to dress like a cumdumpster is, say it with me,

E Q U A L I T Y

Privelege. Check it.

>A person can actually be 18 and a virgin
Does not compute.

>I was 18 and a virgin last year
>now I'm 19 and a virgin

>tfw 20 year old virgin
>tfw going to lose my virginity to a girl that loves me tomorrow
Movies for this feel?

Which one of you virgins is this

Baywatch, it's a hilarious summer comedy.

Nobody fucking cares, r9k. Go back to your scat porn.

Don't worry guys, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 34

If I was a virgin I would actually kill myself. Nobody will mate with you, you have no value to add to our species, virgins should be killed to set an example.

This desu

>i was 19 and a virgin last year
>now i'm 20 and a virgin

I preferred the Saudi remake, 12-Year-Old Virgin.

>sharia law
that doesnt meanw hat you think it means pol poster

Enlighten us, libkek

>tfw I make these threads to draw the wizards out from hiding
>it works literally every time

its basically marriage counseling and business practices/relationships between muslims.

they are not trying to change the laws of the united states kiddo

>I was 20 and a virgin last year
>now I'm 23 and a virgin

> united states
Ah, carry on then

Uh no, sorry sweetie but sharia is literally all-encompassing

Jesus Christ Sup Forums is insufferable right now, it's like r9k and pol are competing to see who can shit the board more

Perhaps you'd prefer it on the site you just came from, the one you should go back too.

are you fucking retarded

It is for a woman

I'd like to see a movie, with a huge budget and A-list actors, about a ragtag bunch of Christians who come together to force a strip club or some other decadent establishment out of their community and replace it with a church

The levels of butthurt that would generate would be hilarious

>I was 27 and a virgin 8 years ago
>now I'm 35 and married and going to be a father

You almost reached wizardhood you stupid fuck!

Are you saying there is a chance?

Yeah but Sup Forums has never been good. It used to be nothing but threads about underage actresses

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get the fuck out of here, normalshit

This guy gets it

Scientifically speaking we're all virgins.

I lost my virginity at 18 yet I still believe you should neck ys faggot

>tfw 27 and kissless virgin with absolutely zero prospects to change that
literally the only thing i have going for me is owning (read: mortgaged) some real estate. i just want to buy a cobra replica or a viper so that i can know that each time i go for a drive i might die.

>tfw lost my virginity at 17
literally haven't even kissed a girl since then though, 7 years ago. High school was a lot easier

> Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.

>Are you saying there is a chance?

There's always a chance.

Sorry guy, maybe reddit is more your speed.

Please return to your autistic daycare boards. I realize wonder womans reviews have triggered you into a frenzy but please don't take it out on innocent Sup Forums posters

Seriously need some movies for this.

My (irrational) fear that I'd be a mute, autistic, and unattractive virgin forever has finally been proven wrong. This is the happiest I've ever been.

>wonder womans reviews

What now?

>refuses to have sex with a virgin
is he gay?

Ryan Lambert sounds like a cuck.

Nah please return to your board

>High school was a lot easier
Looking back it really was, all you needed was a car or at least a license and you could drown in pussy. Uni is definitly nothing like the movies painted it, even my friends in fraternities say it's alot more hyped up than it is.

Seriously newfag, go back to your groupthink hivemind. God forbid, you ever come up with own opinions.

>I'm 31 this year
>Still a virgin
>I'm a grill btw, so does that still make me a Wizard?

see

>What do you mean 30 simultaneous wonder woman threads? I'm here to talk about the jews!

>Does that make me a wizard
No, it makes you a swamp hag.

makes you a hag on the way to becoming a crone

For normies it is

Who said anything about Jews?
Are you okay buddy?

>female
Sex me boob man

I don't know what website you're referring to but this is the television and film board. You must be confused, r9k is the board for complaining about women and pol is the board for complaining about minorities, that should help you out. Enjoy Sup Forums!

Sure am friend but seriously we can't let the frankfurt school get their hands on the public education

>He fell for the sex meme

No one itt is complaining about women or minorities you psychopath

>tfw I turned into a wizard 3 months ago

Again, you need to go back. Sup Forums has always been like this, this thread isn't even original. It's an old ass meme. Guess you didnt know that though right plebbit?
>le pol and r9k are bad right guize am i fitting it? XD
You're an embarrassment.

what powers did you get?

>not raping your family members with astral projection

are you trying to oppress me you fucking bigot?

See

Is that dyslexia or feetfagotry?

>bigot
REEEEEEE

nice what specialization?
necromancy or summoning sounds the best but pyromancy is good too..

HS is way easier. If you're a loser in uni, good luck convincing a woman you're an able bodied provider in exchange for puss.

t. loser in uni

what did they mean by this

Whoa there when Sup Forums crossboarders make post on Sup Forums it actually has to do with movies.

Underage pls leave

Did you forget about reddit or are you reddit yourself?

Yeah it's real but it's made by 'the asylum' so you can already figure how bad it is.

>Finding out from the previous thread that the star of this movie did softcore lesbian porn

source

holy shit fuck you just look up "18 year old virgin" on IMDB, find her name, and type in the actress name and the word "soft core" in Google

i actually found it by looking at her resume on wikipedia
but i ended up wanking to some french 70s softcore movie instead

>18 years old
>Still a virgin

That's not even possible desu...

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fpbp

Congratulations user, I'm happy for you

Bull-fucking-crap.

Sharia means literally law in arabic but it's usually referred to when talking about law-by-quaran kind of legislation. For example Iran or Saudi Arabia have sharia law. Just because some lying semitic scumbag tries to muddy the waters telling you it's different doesn't mean that peaceful terrorists of peace and state of religion of peace mean this.

Kind of ironic since Sup Forums is shittier than /r9k/ and Sup Forums combine.

This. To discuss politics at Sup Forumss level you have to get invested or already be incredibly paranoid. To be on /r9k/ you have to have had some thought out reason to hate yourself.

television is easy investment.You need only watch a single episode of something, or even just a trailer to shitpost about it.

I think I actually watched this one

>was 30 and a virgin last year
>now i'm 31, married, and a step-father with another step-kid on the way

>was 33 and a virgin last year
>now I'm 34 and still a virgin

this is why this board has the most newfags and is objectively the worst

Kek

How can we solve the Sup Forums problem on Sup Forums?

kekekek all Sup Forums posters would have their hands chopped off for torrenting shit under sharia law

>problem

Sup Forums isn't your safe space
You have to go back queer bait

stop oppression-shaming xir, shitlord.

>an 18 year female virgin is comparable to a 40 year old male virgin
Must be nice living on easy street.

What's Daniel Craig's brother doing in that video

>I was 23 and a virgin last year
>now I'm 24 and a virgin