Bagger 288

What is the REAL reason the Germans built the Bagger 288?

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to build a tunnel to the bottom of swizz banks and return the jewish gold

a weapon to surpass metal gear

For digging superior holes on the beaches

Jewcrusher 9000

Do you really do this?

To look for evidence that the ashes and bodies of six million Jews were buried. The excavation is lead by the Fred Leuchter foundation of Holocaust Revisionism. The project will cost 600 billion dollars

To prove they still will be the first one to construct a mobile army base.

To attack the Netherlands.

What else are you going to do if you spend all day on the beach? You can't be in the water for hours on end, and just lying around getting roasted is for fat brainlet Essex girls.

To defend the earth from godzillas and shit

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To fight against godzillas and doombots from the future.

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lol

there's something deeply disturbing about the German mindset

im volga german
im your biggest enemy

To fight giant robots.

Something something your mum.

Indeed you are
I'm glad we can be open about it, feels refreshing

As a final solution to the fr*nch problem.

To attract investment, get tax breaks, replace human workers, and skim profits off the construction, same as any huge meme-project.

It also digs holes.

turks always have the old good memes from the before times

all my base are belong to you, mustafa

To safeguard all mankind

It feels like a typical massive project showcasing the smallness of the owners' genitalia

they are used to harvest lignite.
that is the official use for them, but in reallity they are secretly used to dig secret tunnels to great britain for our next invasion :^).

Weaponize autism.

to shovel in even more refugees

kek

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I shouldn't be talking about this, but once brexit is through and you've weakened your economy and defense enough, we're gonna conquer the island(s) with our Bagger army.

Building sandcastles maybe.when I'm at the beach I see Germans digging holes which are 5 meters width and quite deep.