>go to NYC for the first time >in downtown Manhattan >get lost and see to cops so decide to ask them for directions to a subway >cop tells me to fuck off, and knocks my hat off my head >his buddy whistles at my girlfriend after we walk away
>see guy jerking it on the subway >rats everywhere >some guy tried to lure my girlfriend into a van full of purses >saw 3 fights on the subway platform in 5 days of visiting there >everyone bumps into you and is rude
are all New Yorkers like this?
That whole city smells like shit. I had to wash my clothes twice to get the smell out
>some guy tried to lure my girlfriend into a van full of purses
GENIUS
Aaron Murphy
I'm white, she's Mexican
Jackson Flores
>get lost in NY That's how I know this is fake.
Lucas Hill
I wish they had shot you both dead!
James Diaz
>are all New Yorkers like this? Yeah, fuck off; if you're not from the NYC area you're a foreigner on par with the Paki cunts and illegal slimebags
Isaac Garcia
>get lost in a grid city with numbered streets
Jeremiah Reed
I bet the cops told OP and his beaner bimbo "Whaddaya, this ain't no information booth heah, we're plice offisuhs, get outta heah, what's wrong wid yous."
Evan Wright
Fake maybe if you were in the Bronx, but Manhattan soft cops wouldn't dare.
Lincoln Thompson
>be chicagofag >phone dies, drunk, lost >ask cop for directions >Sees I'm drunk and just drives me home >talk guns and shit on the way there.
The one good thing about this hell hole are the cops are cool guys.
Luke Bennett
Yeah i had a chicago cop that played in our poker game a couple times. He was pretty based. The host is some government worker who isn't allowed to discuss anything about his job whatsoever.
Easton Cooper
>>cop tells me to fuck off, and knocks my hat off my head >>his buddy whistles at my girlfriend after we walk away didnt happen
Lucas White
Your post is literally 100% accurate. NYC is a complete shit hole. Lived there for 2 years. Never going back.
Austin Reed
>>see guy jerking it on the subway >>rats everywhere >>saw 3 fights on the subway platform in 5 days of visiting there niga take subway. nigs eat chicken wings on subway. nigs leave bones on and around subway. brings rats. other nigs get jealous they dont got chicken wings. brings fights.
>>everyone bumps into you and is rude you were going slow in their way. its not rude they just dont have time to wait for you to move
Logan Johnson
>wearing a hat in the summer There's your problem. Not only were you a naive tourist in the rudest city on the planet but you probably look like a douche too.
Adam Lee
I heard the Brooklyn accent has basically disappeared, and with it, any desire I had to visit New York.
If i went there and nobody called me a fucking mook I would be severely disappointed
Jaxson Howard
oh its here, its just spread out throughout the metro area now since brooklyn got infested with hipster transplants
Luis Robinson
It's not gone just yet, I'm 20 and I have a pretty thick accent. However, it'll be basically dead by the time I have grandkids
Connor Anderson
>are all New Yorkers like this?
All, no. But depends on the day. You had a bad experience. IMO, the city is worthless and overrated unless you have a plan of attack. With phone and GPS you can't fuck up and get lost. Cops are jaded, they're conservative and don't like millennials. However I've had some good experiences with them. It's great to hear the oldschool new Yorker accent.
Museums, theater, comedy, shopping, food. All close together.
I hate it, too expensive and in a way, you ought to know, that the rich don't want you there. They're turning it into a gated community with no interesting culture.
Gabriel Richardson
Did you travel 30 years into the past?
Nicholas Sanchez
>getting lost anywhere >with a cell phone
Benjamin Evans
Fake
Nolan Murphy
I met officer Michael and officer James at Time's Square a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Michael looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah James, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment officer Michael jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but James jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Michael undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Michael just kept pushing her head down. Michael looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as the officer then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Officer James who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jame's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out."
Ian Stewart
>on Sup Forums >procreating >finding a woman who'd even agree to have a pity fuck with your neck bearded storm weenie ass
Jose Sanders
I've heard that people aren't as inviting or nice in NYC. but I find it hard to believe a cop said fuck off and knocked your hat off your head.
Colton Garcia
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Tyler Reed
I went to NYC for a few days when I was 18, didn't like it very much. Too many homeless crazies and the art museums were all extremely overhyped. And everything else was way too expensive. DC has more and crazier homeless though in my experience
Josiah Hughes
>get lost in NYC
Hit the bricks stupid. Chumps like you don't belong in the city. Go back to living in the sticks.
Jackson Watson
when they gave her the goofballs did one of them shout "ITS BLOOMBERG TIME"?
Noah Turner
>All this projection
Tyler Reyes
>are all New Yorkers like this?
You need to understand that for more than 100 years, more than 50% of the population of New York City has been foreign-born.
Josiah Green
Iv'e been p[laying the division and new york looks easy to navigate around.
Grayson Russell
Its full of poor people and swindlers and if you stray from the good parts its pretty uncomfortable.
Didnt have your experience with the police though, they were very helpful. You're not white are you?
Mason Wood
> Have smart phone > Getting lost in a grid based, numbered streets > Doesn't get the fuck out of the way when people approach from the other direction Continue collecting your unemployment checks, trash
Benjamin Brooks
not gr8 b8 m8
this user is a new yorker in a post-bloomberg nyc any cop in manhattan doubles as a tourist aide
It's been dying for 20 years but you can still find it globalism doing its thing, killing new york neighborhoods since the 80s.
>Too many homeless crazies >the art museums were all extremely overhyped
these are both true. tourists have killed any major museum in nyc outside of a few hours on a random weekday morning or something
Jordan Mitchell
I'm really sorry that happened to you. It was wrong.
Ryder Bell
GPS doesn't work in some places with skyscrapers.
Still should be able to read a map though.
Xavier Lee
You don't need a fucking map to count numbered streets
Ryder Parker
Man, I hate NY. Went there for a week last year with my family to see my mother's side of the family for Christmas. Hated every second of it, will never return there. Only good thing about it was that we got to celebrate my cousin getting married to a pretty cool Italian guy who's family owned a five star restaurant. Most expensive meal I will ever eat for sure.
Julian King
>greentext post
this meme needs to die
Alexander Phillips
New York is great if you're rich and therefore never have to actually interact with the local trash. Otherwise it's a cess pit of niggerdom, smelly foreigners, and white trash. Even the middle class people in New York live like white trash in shitty studio apartments that stink of piss yet cost 2,000 dollars a month rent
Brandon Allen
> Le rare frog pic meme
Adrian Torres
fuckin yankees man
Elijah Baker
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Colton Ross
bs nyc cops are tourist information centres
but then again how tf can u get lost in ny its a grid system lol
Ryan Hall
That's what you get racetraitor
Jose Howard
>>cop tells me to fuck off, and knocks my hat off my head
He did you a service.
Jayden Fisher
Holy fuck is it really that shitty? It seems like the best fucking city in the world. Would love to go there
Camden Stewart
Everywhere is like that if you are a limp wristed beta male if you are big and good looking like me nobody fucks with you
Caleb White
>storm weenie
What is this, 2008?
Asher Barnes
The only reason to go to New York is if you are rich, or for school or work.
Austin Ward
Jealous irrelevant flyovercuck detected. Doubt you've ever left the woods where your dad raped his mom and gave birth to you.
t. Trump Tower employee
Leo Jones
New York fag here what do y'all wanna know
David Johnson
Shitcago>nyc
Joshua Hughes
It's a multicultural behavioral sink. Of course it's shitty. The only good thing is there is a lot of high paying jobs.
Easton Flores
Did Dubya actually do 9/11? What's the consensus over there?
Josiah Perez
Exactly what is happening. As a broke kid born+raised in far out Queens, I'm getting the fuck out as soon as possible.
My part of the city is turning into an extension of Brooklyn, which if you don't know is a massive HQ for social justice idiots and extremely impoverished knuckleheads. Also it's extremely overpriced everywhere (even in poor areas, because business owners know they can get away with it due to all the rich yuppies, hipsters, and Asian/Russian foreigners with lots of $$$.)
In other words, NYC =/= America and never think otherwise.
Cameron Barnes
New Yorkers are for the most part, shitty fucking people. Fuck up their own city and vote for leftists.
They come to Texas and think it's cool to act like ass holes, and find out no one fucking likes their Yankee asses. NY stay on your shitty wop island. I actually had a new Yorker tell me he didn't like Texas because the people weren't ass holes. Must be a real fucked up life to live, when you want to surround yourself with shitty people.
Xavier Martinez
Hardly anyone believes the official story, kek
Anthony Garcia
They are so sick of nigs that they just want to be left alone
Justin Carter
lol, land of the free my ass!
Ryan Ramirez
NYC cops are fucking pigs for the most part. They're one of the rudest and vile gang members in the city. I remember one time I asked a cop if this train was working and he literally screamed at me roid rage style.
I don't interact with cops at all unless I absolutely need them.
Justin Perez
>things that never happened Keep making up your sob stories, nigger.
Kevin Bell
>She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it! >She's getting the goofballs
Oh fuck. Lost.
Jack Johnson
>things that never happened
Nice try, JIDF
Bentley Rivera
No, GOAT city is ATX, home of divine angels.
Camden Johnson
This is horse shit, I live in NYC and go to. Manhattan constantly and I've never seen any of this happen, save for a fight or two on the subway. And you should have reported those cops because most NYPD are based
Chase Thompson
>actually Liking Brooklyn or Boston accents
Total pleb
Connor Perez
>ever visiting jew york >being a race traitor piece of shit
How about you just kill yourself and your spic girlfriend?
John Ward
>go to america >go to the street >get shot >talks to the cops >get beaten
Try getting lost in Venice... There are no street names at all.
Elijah Sanders
Just in case there are any doubters I lived there for 10 years and also agree ops post is 100% accurate
Gabriel Foster
I bring donuts and coffee to my cities police station every week.
Got pulled over going 70km over the limit.
Cop recognizes me
knows that if I get as much as a warning the donut train ends and all his coworkers would be pissed at him.
Free to go.
Jace Kelly
>things that never happened
Parker Garcia
fucking duh When I was 18 I wanted to move there just to get away from my small town. Glad I avoided that shithole
Josiah Green
Wow, do you wear your pretty little dress when you deliver them, you fucking cucked little pussy sheep faggot?
Mason Gray
lmao
Kayden Howard
When you're a tourist and do tourist things you see all of this.
Parker Stewart
Are DC cops still bro tier?
Last time i went to DC was when i was 5,like 4 months before 9/11
The SS k9 cops on penn. avenue were cool,they let me sit in their car and wear their hat while my mom used the bed of their suv to change my cousin's diaper.though i never got to pet their cute pupper.
The white house was boring as fuark tho desu.and it smelled like a retirement home,or maybe that was just the other tourists
Logan Mitchell
This desu senpai
Jeremiah Kelly
The most unbelievable part is OP having a girlfriend.
Luke Torres
>putting good deeds on the line because you got a ticket for actually doing something wrong I fucking hates leaves so much.
