...Help!

...Help!

The Dover Threads...
Drat them!
Double drat them!

confound those Dover boys!

Oh Rich Japan-Moot, how I love his
websites revenue

THEY DRIVE ME TO MEME!

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Is there any rule34 of sweet Dora Standpipe?

Of porn of Dan Backslide?

Any porn of her father's money?

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Reminder that Dan Backslide intended to rape and impregnate Dora so that she'd be forced to marry him.

Well she's gone so now he has to impregnate Tom, impregnate Dick, and impregnate Larry

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Dan Backslide merely intended to woo her and hopefully secure a consensual marriage with her so that he could systematically murder her father and then her to gain control of her father's riches. The Dover Boys intended very much the same, with the addition of a complex web of sibling feuding to complicate the whole ordeal, all but ensuring that the fortune would at best still be squandered in legal fees and petty business dealings.

no, he meant lay low in the cabin and order a minister over the telegram so he could come in and marry the Dora

Here you go, friend. Spoilered for being blue board.

>revving his roundabout

Thanks for fueling our insanity, user.

Wait... How did three brothers all have the same girl as their fiancée in the first place?

The real hero was Dan Backslide, who wanted to ravish her, marry her and inherit her father's money. The good old fashioned way.
The Dover boys are wicked polygamists who weren't above sharing the same girl between them.
Now who has the uncompromising moral fortitude?