What would you do if you were at the Russian embassy in your country and this woman demanded to see your passport?

What would you do if you were at the Russian embassy in your country and this woman demanded to see your passport?

bend over and suck her dick

ask her if she can still feel her asshole

Pull out my katana

Does she have any firearms? because if not i would attack because i am on the home stretch but if so i probably would just run for it.

Say 'Sto delajes devacka' and wink like idiot.

Look for Granny's Peach Tea

recommend she avoid the japanese embassy

>*unzips dick*

walk up stairs

tell her i didn't call for meals on wheels but since she's here...

Take her wheelchair and push her in the opposite direction, but what the fuck am I doing at the Russian Embassy?

I would do this

Request why she wanted to see it, and show it to her if the answer is satisfactory.
Wish her good day in butchered Russian read out of a translation dictionary or google translate.

Then go fap to paraplegic porn. Then google what the "para" part means because it also shows up in paralegal.

came here to post this

have a (you) and witness the repeating numbers at the end of my post

reroll

et violà

I would show her my piss port

Euthanize her, what else goy.

Am I banned

ask if that's all she wants to see?

Push her over and run away, I'm not going to be told what to do by some cyborg

ahahahahahah

>zeros
>digits

only in burgerstan

>Idi nahui :^)

>potato nigger

Buy her family

Ask her if she supports our combined lord emperor Donald J. Trump.

give her the P

...

> Be Syrian refugee in Germany
> Unveil the penis.

Hold it over her head and pull away when she reaches for it.

Kek, this