Ulti-mate mentioned in one of his numerous storytimes that he was waiting for someone to storytime Irredeemable and Incorruptible. Since he's going to be wading through some of the worst garbage the Ultimate line had to offer tomorrow, and I downloaded both series on a whim... enjoy!
Irredeemable Storytime
Joshua Price
Thomas Ward
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Jack Allen
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Jacob Reyes
>wading through
Caleb Edwards
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Alexander Peterson
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Hunter Turner
What? He's gonna be doing Ultimatum, that alone deserves consolation.
James Johnson
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Kayden King
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Jose Johnson
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Hunter Price
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Justin Ward
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Ryan Rodriguez
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Camden Cruz
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Leo Gutierrez
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Thomas Hughes
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Nicholas Roberts
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Benjamin Kelly
One issue in, I'm already seeing the value of a Sup Forums pass. I miss letter/number captchas.
John Wright
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Elijah Hall
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Adam Phillips
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Adam Price
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Justin Phillips
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Gavin Sanchez
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James Richardson
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Landon Gomez
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Juan Harris
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Cameron Martin
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Ryan Jackson
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Carter Perez
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Julian Thomas
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Kayden Robinson
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Jaxson Perry
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Jason Reyes
That third panel...
Noah Rogers
SO FUCKING EDGY. How can anyone like this shit?
Ryder Lee
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William Lewis
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James Harris
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Samuel Hall
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Jason Rivera
As "Superman goes insane" stories go, it's not bad. Yes, some things are overly edgy, but really, if Superman snaps, he is going to grill a LOT of people.
Jeremiah Turner
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Jose Thompson
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Nathaniel Hill
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Jeremiah Garcia
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Bentley Green
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Isaac Walker
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Henry Fisher
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Jason Walker
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Jack Martinez
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Julian Sanchez
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Joseph Smith
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Gavin Brooks
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Anthony Gray
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Lucas Brown
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Andrew Butler
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Josiah Moore
Bump
Justin King
I forget, we need to have text posts included now to bump threads, right?
Easton Lee
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Hunter Richardson
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Juan Carter
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Nolan Butler
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Kayden Kelly
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Jordan Russell
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Leo Jones
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James Nguyen
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Ayden Kelly
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Lucas Richardson
I hate edgy stuff too but this was actually pretty good once I read it.
If you want something godawful and edgy then I recommend Supergod.
Joseph Brooks
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Elijah Martinez
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Jonathan Parker
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Nolan James
Yeah, Mark Waid is usually a solid writer, and these two series were varying degrees of good. (Though, ironically, I think he ends up doing exactly what Grant Morrison said this series proves he doesn't always do.)
And I liked Supergod. It wasn't the strongest of Ellis's books, but it wasn't a bad little story.
Charles Thomas
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Christopher Williams
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Owen Walker
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Connor Hill
THANK YOU BASED OP!
It's seriously a life saver
Matthew Cooper
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Hudson Turner
Yeah, I broke down and got that after issue 2. So, I will probably be storytiming more things to justify getting it.
Jonathan Sullivan
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Samuel Peterson
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Gabriel Allen
It was stupidly edgy, misanthropic, I hated it, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Liam Campbell
Nnnnnot the brightest move there.
Luis Jenkins
i think you can opt into those type of captchas in settings
Owen Stewart
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Grayson Phillips
Ah, I take it back, that was kinda bright.
Asher Edwards
I love Warren Ellis, so my opinion is a bit biased, but I always thought even his bad work was still better than a lot of writers out there.
Maybe I'll do Planetary or Global Frequency as the next storytime.
Thomas Gray
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Luis Gray
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Christian Bailey
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Asher Campbell
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Ethan Reed
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Asher Sanchez
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Tyler Morris
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Benjamin Anderson
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Blake Jackson
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Ayden Harris
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Jeremiah Morris
Careful, that's how I ended up doing the entire Ultimate Universe
Isaiah Jones
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Carter Ortiz
Ellis is one of my favorite writers and I really enjoyed Supergod as well as No Hero, but I felt Black Gas 2 by him was one of the worst things I've ever read because of those descriptors you listed, so be sure to stay the fuck away from that series. Even if you don't like the themes, you can at least say Supergod had some interesting designs, right? Well Black Gas has jack shit going for it.
Both excellent choices, I'd go with Global Frequency because I don't hear it brought up as much here as the former and it'll be easier since its shorter and the stories are self contained for the most part.
David Rivera
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Chase Lopez
Lllllliar.