The Witcher

>unconventional family

hmmmmmmmmmmm

They're gonna make Yennifer black

>Ciri's gonna get blacked

>WITH JASON SUDEKIS AS GERALT

>kids

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33% nigger cast, calling it now. despite not a single fucking nigger appearing in the witcher saga.

someones a fag or a nig

fuckin knew it

Dandelion a nigger that fucks every woman he meets, calling it.

I swear to fucking god if I see one nigger

that's fine


No black men though

>played by Chris Tucker

...

Kids!?!?
Kids:(...
4 Kids..
Fcuk

>it's gonna be a sitcom

STARRING AZIZ ANSARI AS GERALT
SARAH SILVERMAN AS YENNIFER
WITH AMY SCHUMER AS TRISS

>it's going to be a rock opera special featuring Meatloaf

>Netflix.
What went wrong.

What is the point of having a streaming site when you are gonna make disney diversity pg-13 shows.
We can watch that shit on cable.

STOP APPROPRIATING POLSKĄ KULTURĘ

>fight for truth

Truth? He fights because it's what he was raised to do. He's a Witcher. He kills monsters. He goes out of his way to avoid anything that doesn't involve his profession unless it concerns someone close to him. There's no announced search for some philosophical truth that he's hoping to understand. He kills. Monsters.

Fuck. They're going to make this into some overly dramatized series where Geralt tries to liberate the Scoia'Tael or something.

If you have an issue with Ciri finding a qt chocolate waifu in some random dimension then consider necking yourself.

>whites
>culture

top kek

>Hella diverse
>90% is black
Is that how diversity works?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ŻYDZI WON Z KATOLICKIEGO KRAJU

that's the point of the image you dumb fucking fuck

yes

confirmed yennefer casting

is this animated or live action?

The Witcher is a wannabe Tolkien crap.

>focusing on the worst part of the books/games.

>They fell for the Netflix meme.

Considering their track record of making marvel garbage and comedy specials what did you expect?.

delete this

Geralt always gets involved in shit he isn't supposed to.

Diversity just means non-white

oh no

oh no

is it?

In other Netflix news, Castlevania's continuing to look pretty badass.

Who is this semen demon?

She doesn't look harsh enough to play Yen, more like if Yennefer had a timid little sister. I don't follow celebshit enough to know who would be better but that's not it.

yes, when they say "diversity" they mean in contrast to white america/hollywood. Not the actual movie itself.

this is the only series i am excited for

Ugh, you may want to read a witcher book and a Tolkien book before comparing one to the other.

Bailey Jay as Yen WHEN

but dude they both have swords so they must be the same

Why don't they just cast Central or Eastern Europeans? I'm pretty sure they're much less represented than fucking blacks. Who doesn't want to see more Polish or Czech qt's?

Super green

Just please no Triss Cucker in this show. Yen is all we need.

Slavs are partially responsible for the American slave trade in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries shitlord, they don't deserve to be in movies and tv shows

No you s... fucking hell, you're right

because that's not very diverse is it?

>slavs
>white

Slavs have virtually nothing to do with the slave trade

exactly

Seriously though, who is this?

well except for the fact that the word slave comes from slav because they were so many of them sold into slavery

This meme is shit.

>Poles
>slavs
American education

cute

das what im talmin bout

Is it true the author sold the rights to CD Projekt for like 100 bucks?

>those thighs
Sad!

ITT: Uneeded cynical panic

They are not black. Checkmate you racist faggot.

>Awesome slav guy fight monsters and sexs random babes every week.
>And also gets involved in political shitstorms unwilling.

Is that such a hard concept to understand?

Only a fucking idiot could screw this u....
>Kids.
Fucking Netflix.

White culture used to be decent before it got sucked up into kikepitalism. Amerikwa's culture is trash, I'll admit to that.

>People that say witcher is based on polish folk lore
>It consists of nothing but Anglo Saxon and other Germanic fairy tails

What did they mean by this?

>we wuz wends/sarmatians and shit

>fight for truth
What fisstech are these people smoking

Plz fucking god no

if you aren't cynical you aren't paying attention or you are just retarded

No, fake news

Its based on Slavic folklore (though a predominantly polish interpretation) there's nothing anglo-saxon/Germanic about it either than the fact that those cultures adopted Slavic myths into their folklore

> Anglo saxon
The only elements not slav are the dwarfs and the elfs which are Norse mythology

They offered him a deal with a percent of the profits but he laughed and said they weren't gonna make any money

Poles are the slavest of the slavs since they have the biggest r1a haplogroup distribution among slavic nations.

>if u have an issue with ciri getting blacked kys
Bro what board are u from honestly

Bullshit. The whole reason he's the butcher of blaviken is cause he got involved in shit he didn't have to. You haven't even read the first goddamn book have you

His Hanse literally is an unconventional family, I don't know why people are upset

Fuck Westerners

Don't be racist. There's nothing hitter than a platinum blonde innocent white girl getting penetrated by a dark as high BBC

MAKE IT HAPPEN

So you're the one starting all those blacked threads.

No but he turned down royalties and then promptly got assmad because the games were hits and he lost out on loads of money

>those cultures adopted Slavic myths into their folklore

WE

That's because the normies were gonna kill his gf

Oh yeah, all that bland whiteness and intolerance is so "based"

Fuck off back to Sup Forums

Every1 knows its tumblr faggot

Fuck off westerncuck

> bland intolerance
Get the fuck out

She's pretty harsh.
She broke up with her boyfriend and kicked him out of the house while streaming on chaturbate

>fuck whites
>why are they so intolerant of me

Digimon honsou as Geralt.
its time

Getting awfully defensive of seeing BBC, aren't ya?

Blaviken was when he killed psycho Snow White and her gang to stop them from killing everyone in town

Who wouldn't? Everyone should know the beauty and value of BBC

Its God's greatest gift to (wo)man

>chloe's man-shoulders
jesus fuck no

It has already started :(

>unconventional family
well what's pretty accurate when you read the books
no sure why everyone here is suddenly making sjw jokes

they're probably not going to blackwash anyone, show will be shitty anyway

> Witcher tv series
> fallout new vegas tv series
> Mass effect tv series
> Dragon Age tv series
> Skyrim tv series
> Dark souls tv series
> Baldurs Gate tv series
> Vampire Masquerade tv series
> STALKER tv series
> Metal Gear Solid Tv series

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Well realistically cCiri would be pretty butch considering how much of a warrior she is

Haha oh this board is shit. I can't tell if you're baiting or honestly a cuck faggot. It doesn't matter.

>some platinum blond will inevitably be sacrificed to the BBC in The Witcher
Might as well be Chloe

I dont know.
Like wtf is this shit.

They are gonna make geralt a moral fag .
And yennefer are ciri are gonna start together with Geralt?.