Green Lanterns Rebirth Storytime

Time for Geoff Johns' final and Sam Humphries' first DC story

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no interest in this personally, but i'll bump for everybody else.

thanks for sharing, op.

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>literally mfw that combo of writers

>Humphries AND Venditti

what did the GLs do to deserve this

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You forgot:
>Cotton and Berganza

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Is like...
Nega-pottery

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>Please tell me it was Guy

I feel like this has been said multiple times now and it always gets a chuckle out of me.

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Man with Benes on art, I thought we'd at least get a bunch of ass shots.

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So I haven't been keeping up with GL stuff for a while. Why are there 2 new Green Lanterns for 2814? I thought it was two per sector, with backups in reserve. Wheres Hal/John/Guy/Kyle? Where did the rings for these two come from? What happened to th corps, and why aren't they being called poozers by Kilowog?

Even Sandnigger Lantern realized he's the nth fucking Earth Lantern.

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fuck this is cheap writing

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YES JOHNS THERE ARE MANY FUCKING EARTH LANTERNS WE GET IT.

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couldn't they have ended their mini first to show how they all came back

That is Dogfucker.

Simon is a dude who got his faulty ring when Sinestro and Hal were dragged away to the land of Nekron and Hal was using a copy of Sinestro's ring. They both told their rings to find someone like them, and they fused together and these conflicting orders means it glitches out and finds Simon

Jessica is the former Power Ring who got a GL ring in Darkseid War

>Manhunters
THEY'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING FOLLOWING CONTINUITY. THE MANHUNTERS ARE SEXY SINESTRO YELLOW NOW.

as you see a bit later it was a ruse by hal

Oooooooo
The level of SHIT this book will be with just dog fucker writing

Like this wasnt horrid, but I can see the Humphries coming though

too bad sinestro isn't sexy anymore

>Sinestro's look after two weeks of Soranik in charge

Why did Geoff allow this to happen?

it all happened when he found out venditti would write him again

Anybody with half a brain could tell you this was a bad idea. What if one's injured, or stuck behind enemy lines, or simply running late?

But, it's Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern with the IQ of a guacamole, so at least he didn't make them share a ring, too.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU MY BEAUTIFUL SAINT

I kinda liked this.

>Soon.jpg

WHAT NO, BUNN COME BACK. I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR AQUAMAN AND LOBO WAS SHIT. COME BACK.

This is the most contrived setup for a buddy cop comic ever, but it could be good

>to be continued in green lanterns #1

but this is...

No, it's the Rebirth special. Most of the new DC books are getting one-shots specials before their #1s.

this is basically the 0 issue but they don't want to call it that

It never works for me because it never seems to fit the character saying it.

Most people still say it Jest though. Simon must really, REALLY hate guy

What's wrong with Barry's faaaaaaaace?

Aquaman's Thing shirt is really ugly.

>Kyle has to share a box with Guy

Kylefags on suicide watch

As much fun as it is to read Guy, he's absolutely infuriating to be around.

>not wanting a sweet Guy and Kyle team-up

Well, he met him first when Guy was Red...

good old EVS face

>Simon and Jessica a cute
>but Humphries will probably find a way to ruin it

suffering

Batman crouching on weird places again?

July 13? Why?

I surprisingly quite like it.

Out of the 3 Rebirth #1's that've come out so far I thought this was the best. None of them were spectacular but they were all setups so I suppose that was to be expected.

Kyle and Guy are fucking tight, bro.

The ship goes:

Hal + Sinestro/Hal + John.
Guy + Kyle.

At least he has a face. Poor Diana and Arthur had their faces taken over by a dark void.

This one is just okay for me, if I rank the three books it'll go: Superman>GL>Bats, which actually surprises me.

For me it's been

Superman > Green Lantern > Batman And I really am shocked by that so much so that I'm expecting Green Arrow to be the best. But in saying that I've enjoyed them all so no complaints

Nah, everyone apart from Hal that page are better off not having their face shown. Seriously, what the hell is that on the top left?

>New Lantern symbol on the bottom right

The Rainbow Corps? What are they gonna be?

Proud to be Rainbow.

It's E2 Alan Scott literally coming out

Well we better get started on the gay oath

>Red Lanterns as villains
>Again

I liked them better as Space Punishers

Same. I'm really salty about Soules run being swept under the rug

bump

>Geoff Johns' final
Is he retiring from being a writer?

He's taking a break for a while to work on the shows/movies.

Did you really need to bump a thread that's having conversation still going? That's literally on the front page? In an age where that no longer even matters because we have a catalog?

Apparently he's not writing any books himself post-rebirth. It's still going under his direction though.

No EVS' pages were written by Johns, prejudice much?

>implying Johns and Humphries collaborated on certain pages

With thickest rods and slickest lubes
No evil shall escape us dudes
Let those who worship vag and boobs
Beware my gaping anal tube

>Like Jessica
>Hate Humphries
>Volthoom is gone so the original draw is gone

Fuck, I'm not buying.

top kek

>Rainbow lanterns don't wear rings on their fingers

>government man is not an asshole
this is really throwing me off

>Please tell me it was Guy Gardner
I like Baz more and more

So there won't be a Sinestro dedicated comic anymore, right?

Atrocitus and Dex are ugly as FUCK. Man, what a disappointment.
This. During their run they got fuckall to do with actually punishing evil, Atorcitus beat some warmongering assholes in first two issues, that's basically it. Guy and Co being sedated by some fucking "chill gun" when trying to overthrow a dictatorship was a complete joke.

Bleez looks like she had proper orgasm or two.
Or dozen.

>please tell me it was Guy
ffs Berganza start reading other DC comics, Guy and Simon met in Godhead and in that last GLC story nobody remembers and they got along well

I ws expecting the latina GL to get her origins on this issue
Irregardless I will continue reading

Hal you impulsive moron this is not going to end well

Godhead was really bad, actually anything related directly with New Guardians was awful so it's ok if no one remembers it...

Who the fuck is this Vincent Price looking mother fucker and where is my Sinestro?

She already had her origin

Yeah, but if Rebirth is supposed to be a jumping on point for new readers then they aren't doing a very good job in re-introducing the characters again.

In brightest fluid, in blackest hole...

Man, Benes is really shit at expressions. It's either "bland neutral" or "sexy pout"