Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

What do you predict the final score will be? No way in hell it's going above 30%

Stephen Amell is going to kill himself, isn't he?

7% cause fuck Stephen Amell that hypocrite fag

jesus christ, can't this guy catch a break.

He definitely will consider it

It's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
the score was never going to be even close to 50%
This in no way judges how good the movie actually will be

>This in no way judges how good the movie actually will be

You mean like Transformers which gets shit scores and are shit movies but people go to see them anyway?

>7% cause fuck Stephen Amell that hypocrite fag
what did he do? I stopped watching Arrow after the Ghul reveal in season 3.

>those trailers

I'm expecting Tranktastic number here, it looks fucking unwatchable.

Poor Amell.

And yet it will still probably out gross Zootopia because Michael Bay is the definition of pandering to the lowest common denominator that still pays for tickets.

But he's not even directing it, he didn't even direct the first one, he's just a producer.

People is just getting tired of comic movies, isn't it?

Now we are in that same point after the firsts X-men movies when all the Daredevils and Ghost Riders spawned.

Damn dude forreal?

I had high hopes for this one too.

I wasn't expecting a score above 70 but to be that low?

It's still going to be number one. I mean, what competition it has? None.

>pandering to the lowest common denominator that still pays for tickets.
Are you seriously imlpying Disney doesn't do the same?
...how old are you?

>I had high hopes for this one too.

It's your own fault for being stupid

Man, what a shame, I kinda wanted to watch this one because of rocksteady and bebop, but if it's as bad as the first one, i'll just ignore it and move along.

T1 wasn't that bad.

It's only 6 reviews. I imagine it will go up a little once there's more, ending up somewhere in the X-Men Apocalips region.

Yeah, and it got good scores

People tend to forget that before T2,the general consensus was "Wow, good job, Michael Bay!"

The film's fine. I saw it.
Is it stupid? Bone-dead. But it's still fun

>T1
>T2

Those are Terminator movies. You want TF.

Arrow's just gotten worse

He can't act worth a damn, all he has going for himself is good looks.

>Saw the first one since my nephew wanted to see it.
I thought it wasn't that bad but damn are the turtles ugly as hell.

ITT: Unironically thinking critic scores matter in any way for a TMNT movie
I want Sup Forums to fuck off

I just watched it. It was fucking awesome. Totally completely faithful to the 90s cartoon.

Amell was weak. Seriously weak.

Saw it
Gave it a 6/10 - it's ok

I can post reasons/answers if people reply

Seriously, it felt like it was made for fans of that cartoon. The van, the Donatello bullshit-level science inventions, the cartoonyness of the whole thing. It was pure, unadulterated fun. I enjoyed it way more than I enjoyed Apocalypse. And a bit more than I enjoyed Warcraft. This was almost Deadpool-levels of pure I-feel-like-a-kid-again fun.

Seriously, my only big criticism would be

No post-credits scene of Baxter injecting himself with the ooze and turning into a fly.

Implying that Zootopia wasn't the same shit.

Well, yeah, they always kinda have been
I don't get why people complain of the turtles looking ugly I mean, they're fucking TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES (who are also ninjas), why would they NOT be ugly?

he was a terrible Casey Jones, literally only the name and the fact that he uses a hockey stick is all they have in common.

but people were excited by the trailers.

I guess this? I mean it would entertain a child? Krang, Bebop, and Rocksteady look great. The tension between the Turtles was pretty stupid. Megan Fox was Megan Fox. Stephen Amell was barely recognizable as Casey Jones and could barely act (Hey I'm being fired and getting pissed here but I'm smiling and have this upbeat tone.Hey I'm gonna talk to myself out loud. Hey did I tell you I love hockey? Hey I have anger management issues which never get touched upon ever again after I mention it ), Tyler Perry was serviceable, Shredder was still pretty eh, but at least he's not a transformer.

>movie actually incorporates all the fun colorful shit from the source material instead of blanding it up and greying it out like the previous iteration
>gets fucking crucified
Second time it's happened this month.
What the fuck is wrong with this world?

it's not that bad. If you can embrace the stupidness and Amell's terrible Casey Jones then you're set.

THANK YOU, I've been saying for what feels like years now. The worst part is, I remember back in the day Sup Forums would post alt-art threads that were full of "realistic TMNT" which were WAY creepier and uglier looking than the Platinum Dunes designs... which they toned down in OoTS considerably so they're visisbly less HUEG and covered in crap than the previous movies' models.

>Wanting Baxter-Fly

That was dumb in 1988, it was dumb in 2014 and it'll be dumb in the future.

Making him a cyborg was cool in 1994, it was cool in 2003 and it'll be cool if it happens again.

THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL

>I disagree. For starters, I wasn't responding to the dislike of one particular thing on the show. I was discussing one platform and how anonymity makes people cyber brave. You don't have to like or dislike any one thing to be a fan of the show. But some of the criticism and vitriol towards fictional characters and the actual people who play them is comically outsized. I do enjoy an apology though before being called a f*cking idiot. And because you put your name on it... I give it serious consideration. Hope you can see my comments in the broader context Jacob.
tldr: if you hate felicity stop watching arrow

Tyler Perry seemed like he was channeling his best Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Didn't help either that the dimensional doohickey was actually at the Hayden Planetarium.

That seriously bugged me about Amell. No gruff LAWBREAKER voice. He would have been better off actually doing S1 Oliver Queen and that would've been a more accurate Casey Jones. He didn't even wear the mask during the finale. Boo.

>Shredder was still pretty eh, but at least he's not a transformer.
Is he supposed to be the same Shredder as the previous one? I mean, falling off a goddamn skyscraper in a fucking robot suit aside, his face looks decades younger.

Tom, C'mon.

supposed to be, I wished he had a cape and was purple, heck I wish the Foot were purple. Them being black really made their costumes look cheap. Shredder at the end was laughable, they could have salvaged it by giving him shoulder pads and a cape so he'd at least look big but nah, he looked like a tiny asian manlet.

this film series is already dumb. It should embrace it and channel everything stupid about the turtles.

This, it's like game scores. Who gives a shit?

>Being a Cybrog is somehow less stupid than being a mutant fly
2K3 babby pls

>Man, this latest Disney Cape movie #14 sure was fun & filled with children's characters! 10/10! Fresh this shit up!
>TMNT Really? talking turtles that know ninjitsu really? C'mon now! 1/10! Rot it to hell!

This. Of course critics are going to bash it.

The question that matter is: is it fun?

He will fit right in Hollywood then

OH GOD YES IT IS

just cover your ears whenever Amell speaks

>fun colorful shit
>source material
but this is TMNT we're talking about

Nah it will make a good load of box office money to warrant more sequels

I'll probably enjoy that movie more than Batman v Superman and X-Men Apocalypse.

>half of the CBR review was whinning because April isn't the main character anymore

then why is it getting bad reviews? Were points deducted for not being a Disney distributed movie?

>Casey Jones will never be a psychotic badass again
JUST

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If by "source material", you mean the 80s cartoon series

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Duh, critics hate fun. It's pure, unadulterated fun.

Thing is the early Ninja Turtles films got bad reviews too. It was always meant to be a parody. If Black Nerd likes it then it will be okay. An user described the movie and it sounds hype.

>Being a Cybrog is somehow less stupid than being a mutant fly

Uh, yeah! Because:

1. It's more rooted in reality
2. Reducing Baxter to another fucking parody of the the Fly is a waste of his character
3. The nature of a cyborg is always changing, offering more diversity in what can be done with him
4. The Cyborg thing is from the source material, the REAL source material.

Considering this movie has Bebop, Rocksteady, Krang, Dimension X and the fucking Technodrome as almost direct adaptations from the 80s cartoon, I'd say that's what "source material" actually refers to in the context of this film.

>the REAL source material
You mean the one that was intended to parody 80s comics and turned April into a fucking drawing?

And that's a problem how? Maybe if they replaced Megan Fox with the real April O'Neil, I would care.

but WHY NOT BOTH?!
There hasn't been Cyborg Fly Baxter yet, right?

That would be acceptably awesome.

Fuck yes, this is everything I had hoped for.

I'm seeing it Saturday with two guys because the trailers actually looked like the stupidest shit, but it also looked fun.

I'm ready for shitkino.

>Marvel shills downvoting the newest kino on their Disney shill """""""review""""""" website.

Marvel fans are fucking pathetic jesus christ. Assblasted that after 14 movies they're still fucking garbage.

>this has been the year of bad action films

>bad action films

Civil War has been the only stinker this year. Everything else is just getting better and better.

I can't imagine any way Justice League can top how perfect BvS was, but knowing Snyder, he'll pull another miracle and shut down those Marvel shills.

Give.
It.
To.
MARVEL.

This movie is so juvenile. Men shouldnt be allowed to make movies

>Marvel
>Doing anything right

They haven't made a single good, likeable movie. Why the fuck would anyone give them anything?

Civil War

It's also fun, who cares? Just "turn off your brain, bruh!"

>Civil War
>good

Go back to tumblr, or reddit, or wherever the fuck you no-brainers hang out, maybe they'll upvote your quipshit there.

>He can't handle the fact all the movies this year sucked except based Marvel
Marvel should just handle all comics movies from now on

Someone's cranky. :)

>Marvelshills out in full force today

Go back to being assblasted about your le ebic xD Civil War getting BTFO by kinos like BvS.

The first Michael Bay one was a bad movie but a moderately enjoyable flick for longtime series fans. I expect the same from this one.

>thinking I'm serious
I'm going to run with this joke all year what's the next movie on the list after TMNT?

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>facts are bait

Marvel in suicide watch

It was literally the "It's a hero, and villain. And thy fight." image. Except they don't even do the villain part.

Oh yeah I'm sure kids loved watching some old guy get his face caved in by one of the good guys and then watching that dude's wife get strangled.

Or that dude try to be a suicide bomber and get burned alive.

Fuck off with the kids meme

You're not even trying to sound like anything other than a butthurt memer. There's no reason to engage you seriously

You can run in terror from me but you can't run from Marvel movies being unwatchable garbage.

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>Marvel can only respond in memes

Not my fault no one likes your shit movie.

So did all the fucking trolls get on today or something

Dude don't listen to Vash. He defends age of Ultron to his dying breath. His opinion isn't worth shit

Absolutely noone expected anything from this movie. Anyone who did is delusional.


IT'S
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MICHAEL
BAY
MOVIE
THE
FUCK
DID
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EXPECT
FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

>your shit movie
>Not MOS/BVS capeshit

>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEE DISNEY BRIBED CRITICS

It was destined to be shit because it is TMNT. Nothing about them is good and if you disagree you are a fool.

Haha, well memed my fellow ledditor. have an upvote xD

Is it bad that I'm just gonna watch this because Donnie is hot?

Stop trying to make it seem that you have to like a garbage movie like BVS to be some kind of certified Sup Forums member.

You literally came in with memes, contrarian. Don't cry to me when you get what you asked for

It'd be bad if you didn't

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