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>why the fuck are you here
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yank edition, shant be posting

rita ora's arse desu

yank edition, shan't be posting

Am an honorary Brit. Do not insult me yank.

hello i'm white

ive been nothing but nice to you sweaty...

>Every time I open a new /brit/ thread captcha reverts to the annoying picture one.
>Only happens with /brit/ threads
Really activates the old almonds.

banal

you have no right to say anything you slimy french cunt

(don't hate the french btw, just understand the hierarchy in /brit/)

got a nice monster energy drink and galaxy chocolate bar to help with the come down.

mam's making a lovely tuna pasta bake (with crisps) and it should be ready within 3/4 of a hour.

hopefully it staves off the hoard of depressive thoughts

croatia is a lovely country
no you're not

>go to diner
>order "full english"
>Irish potato hash browns
>Irish potato cakes
>Danish bacon
>Scottish eggs
>German sausages
>unknown beans
How apt.

what are you lads drinking tonight?

Who is this and why should I care

turn your proxy back on """croat""" "lad" before janny decapitates you

What is this part of the body called, lads?

NEED to attend a japanese high school filled with qts

Cryptocurrency is the middle class version of buying scratchcards

Probably you cl

>half five
>still hungover
Fuck sake I didn't even drink that much, just want to be 18 again

Nowt

Crimbo eve tomorrow innit.

penis

um sweetie you're supposed to save up for tomorrow night's festivities

>arse
where?

nowt because this comedowns shit ahaha

on the mandy mate? my brain feels like you fry and egg off it. can't be fucked for this anymore

this desu
big all dayer with the lads

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Wonder if DPs ever happened in antiquity

your wish is granted

>Cryptocurrency is the middle class version of buying scratchcards

you fast on Christmas Eve you pagan

honest want to like americans but they make it so, so incredibly hard

>Daddy, what do you think of my new top?

>McGregor jammed his throbbing Celtic cock right in there

forgot to mention the diner had polish staff and was owned by a turk

>dad said he would do Christmas this year
>His first Christmas with the boys in 10 years he said
>See him in the pub today, he said he's not doing Xmas dinner
>Asked him what's the point
>Starts going on a drunken emotional rage
>"What about those 10 years"
>Shakes my hand and leaves the pub smashing his pint on the floor
>Try to hug him and calm him down but he just storms off
Bit worried about him 2bh hope he's alright

not a fan of the barrage of crypto posts on /brit/ lately

yeah mate mandy, first time and i've vowed not to do it again. fucking hell

/no crisps/ december is going smoothly lads. haven't had even a small bag so far. hopefully I can stay off them in the new year as well

hey

At the rents house for christmas.
How do you losers do this every single day? Already getting on my tits.
And I've got fuck all in this tiny spare room except my computer and some James Bond DVDs.

big fan of the french poster 2bh with you lads, only jf on here that isn't total dogshit.

...

>the shame is on the perpetrator
You can say that again.

Life

ahaha the londonanus...during his childhood

your dad sounds like he's been chugging soy the gallon load

Get im janny

>where's the other half

Erotic scene on the rim of a Greek red-figure cup (c. 510 BC)

diversity is your strength

'''''Whiteness'''''''

But Africa does have electricity.

I thought this was funny

whiter than you ranjesh

the cock blocker

Am having some childhood flashbacks right now. Felling kinda grim.

>Putting crisps in a pasta

wittier than you Raghnall

last night i had:

ectasy
ket
chong

rate the admixture lads, high was surreal but i'm in a completely wank comedown

nonce

What comes up, must come down.

guessing you did a mad amount? get plenty of sleep and eat well, you'll be fine in a day or two

My Christmas gift to /brit/, top tips for life

>Drink 3L+ of water a day
>Never drink sugary drinks
>Eat clean
>Brush your teeth 2x3 mins a day
>Deadlift, squat and OHP regularly
>Do cardio
>Don't wear ostentatious brands
>Cook for yourself
>Read a book a week
>Bin your television and video games
>Speak to gyaldem regularly
>Do mind-expanding drugs
>Set up a standing order to an ISA wrapped index fund
>Buy crypto
>Go to galleries/museums in the regs
>Don't watch porn
>Have sex a lot
>Travel often and widely

Completed Korean gf 2016-2017

Now onto Japanese gf 2018-

sue

Tuna pasta bake with crisps is fantastic. My mum makes one.

Wow he must really hate you

If you had a daughter like this, surely you'd want to shag her

VERY bad advice

stay strong

what

LOOK AT THOSE EARS

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH

it's not that i did a mad amount, i did one of them donald trump ones (a full pill) first time and its completely fucked me hard

>Have sex a lot
Oh wow I wish I'd discovered this lifehack sooner

sounds strange i rate it 6/10

Merry Christmas lads

And Happy Holidays to our American friends

WHEN THE FUCK DID /BRIT/ BECOME /DRUG/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only at sword point would I shag my own daughter.

i think they're cute...

cant find the blasted wrapping paper i bought from Fortnum & Mason specially

now im going to have to buy some cheap Paperchase wank and the cashier will think im a lazy arse who left it till the last minute to wrap his presents

rrrrrgh

someone hat this fool

>Read a book a week
No better than TV if its just trash fiction.
>Do mind-expanding drugs
More degenerate than vidya and porn.
>Buy crypto
MEME
>Have sex a lot
You say that like it's a choice for the average /brit/ lad.

When we found out how mad it makes you.

thats quite a lot tbf
wouldnt want to be in your situation haha

no I already would've shagged her mum, who is 50% the daughter; and wanked myself, who is also 50% the daughter, so basically I've fucked her before she was even born, and every chad she sucks of is a chad i've cucked.

>Life

newfag

>someone hat this fool

5 500 microgram tabs of Xanax right down the gullet

learned a while ago not to mix ecstasy and coke. dreadful comedowns. it's also a waste of gear since md depletes your dopamine as well as your serotonin, so the coke doesn't do much

tell me about it

thanks

>>Buy crypto
what did he mean by this
fictional books can have a message

drake and josh was kino

If I ever have kids, and that's a big if, I pray to God I never have a daughter. Actually, I just don't want an attractive daughter. Wouldn't nonce them or anything, just don't like the thought of them growing up to be sluts or preyed on by young lads. Would drive me nuts.

I read high end lit, philosophy and non fiction

'Degeneracy' is a spool

A meme that has made me tens of thousands is fine by me

It is a choice, just gotta put the work in

anime