Just watched this, what do you wanna know? There are massive changes to the characters

Just watched this, what do you wanna know? There are massive changes to the characters

Spill everything.

I wanna know how pathetic your life is that you would resort to making up lies on a Cambodian Cave Painting forum

How much time does Spiderman detract from Iron Man?

Is it the iron man spider man power hour?

is tony basically uncle ben?

how is vulture?

How much is RDJ in it?

Is that Mary Jane at the bottom?

What specifically?

Biggest spoiler is Uncle Ben is black/mixed

No, unfortunately that's Aunt May.

Way to blow it immediately

Thread over

what was the after credits scene?
does he keep the retarded ironman spidersuit, or does he decide to go with a normal suit in the end?

>Just watched this, what do you wanna know?

Post proof that you saw it.

Vulture is alright His fate is ambiguous, he basically gets sent up into the sky and there's an explosion

Tony basically gives him the responsibility speech

A fair amount, I'd say half an hour

You don't see his face, just a dark hand and an old black grandpa voice

Is Zendaya Mary Jane or not?

He loses the suit
Miles Morales puts his mask on

WHAT

She introduces herself as Michelle Jane when she's saved by by Spider-Man, She figures out his identity when he calls her MJ in school, Spider-Man makes a Michael Jackson joke

JUST

Does Aunt May have a scene where she's naked, spreads her legs and dares Peter that he can't resist?

Is it bad or what

That's the post credits scene to set up the porn spinoff

Nah

you haven't answered my question yet

Any hints at Oscorp or the Green Goblin? He's one of my favorite villains desu

It's worse than ASM2, but its not extremely bad

Now that I find hard to believe.

wnat is it?

None, just the tower

which of the black girls is legit mary jane

LITERALLY WHY?

He kept using memes and i hated the vlogging angle
The plot was predictable and had major contradiction ls

who was your favorite character?

who was your least favorite

>Tony basically gives him the responsibility speech
you gotta be kidding me. why is this manlet even in this movie.

I call bullshit on all of this. What the fuck reason could they possible have to change mary jane to michelle jane?

stupid shit.

Spider-Man and vulture


Ned was the worst, o understand he's comic relief but he takes it too far

it would make sense if they are retconning. for example Ned is a fat asian but he's not in the comics. Even though they do actually have an exact character like ned in the comics they didn't use him

it's so nobody can cry about retconning a character. they can simply say 'well she's not mary jane so you cant be mad"

any chance vulture is set up to be a good guy in the next movie? i like michael keaton

Where do you rank it among the other MCU movies?

>you gotta be kidding me. why is this manlet even in this movie.

What's so wrong with him giving the responsibility speach? It's not like Ben gave it in the comics.

Who does Childish Gambino play? Is he just a henchmen? Is there sequel bait?

ASM2 was extremely bad though.

Is Peter still a huge fucking faggot?

The fuck is this shit?

Who plays him? Anyone the public would recognize?

Half of that god damn trailer I saw was just Iron Man.

Are they gonna stop shilling RDJ at some point?

Don't believe his lies.

>Uncle Ben is black/mixe
>Miles Morales puts his mask on
>She introduces herself as Michelle Jane when she's saved by by Spider-Man, She figures out his identity when he calls her MJ in school, Spider-Man makes a Michael Jackson joke

I refuse to believe this garbage

Sounds Marvel-esque

That's Jackson "Montana" Bryce, the Proto-Shocker.

Is not just that, is that basically everything that made Spider-man Spider-man is handled by Tony fucking Stark, nothing comes from Peter, this is destroying the character.

Is miles morales childish gambino?

Chitauri weapon. Literally in the trailer

>Chitauri weapon

Oh good, so something that doesn't matter.

Miles is in the not canon animated spider-man.

>Miles Morales in the film
>Uncle Ben being black

credibility lost

Is the Soul Gem in this?

I can believe Uncle Ben being black.

The Michelle Jane thing was already hinted at months ago.

The Miles Morales thing sounds too far fetched though.

>The Michelle Jane thing was already hinted at months ago.

By sourceless rumors.

so what the fuck is the after credits scene?

I believe it. The people involved made it very clear they want to pander to niggers with diversity. Aka, white genocide and cultural appropriation of white things.

>not putting white people in movies is genocide

It is a cultural erasure of people of european identity

>bronx is 50% white, 30% hispanic, 20% black
>peter goes to a high school in the Bronx
>a poor high school nonetheless
Yeah, so unrealistic that brown people are in this movie

yeah but its not genocide

don't make genocide equivocal with culture shit

White genocide is a Sup Forums meme.

This. The amount of black and hispanic characters in this movie would normally make me roll my eyes but in this particular movie(a movie about the only white boy in an inner city high school in the Bronx), it just makes sense that Peter would be surrounded by nothing but ethnic kids.

In the sense that the Jews have conspired to wipe out the White race? Yeah. In the sense that White people are literally going the way of the dodo through below-replacement-level birthrates and mass immigration? No, that bit's true I'm afraid.

Is spiderman gay?

what's also nice is that it isn't a repeat of the other two spider-man kinos where he just goes to a generic school. I don't really care about the objective quality of it so much as I am interested in a different take on it (a smart kid like peter actually getting into a smart school)

At what percentage of the population will people of european identity be able to advocate for themselves as a group with collective interests? 50%? 40%? 30%?

>changing birth trends and race mixing = genocide

Ok bud. You know that if immigrants and whites are making babies that means by your defintiion the immigrant race is "dying" too right?

this would be more believable as a full plot summary dump on the 'ditt
dropped

Probably more Tony Stark.

world wide, people of european descent are below replacement. People of Color aren't

What's your excuse for half the cast being black in that new show about Romeo and Juliet? They are trying to erase European and "white" media/culture/art/etc from history.

Not genocide in the physical literal sense but genocide of white/european media, culture, art, etc.

Were doing you a favor though. White genes are lousy.

I never mentioned race mixing. Why do you Antifa faggots always sperg out about race mixing? It's got next to nothing to do with the thing people called "White Genocide".

Yeah everyone should be a black haired, black eyed poo skin

Yeah, that's why they've created the greatest civilizations and everyone wants them. Shoo, joo.

>What's your excuse for half the cast being black in that new show about Romeo and Juliet?
There's not one, that show is shit and it got shit reviews. I didn;t even know about until now and it speaks volumes that you did know about it

>this movie has realistic diversity because the place it's set in is like that
>"WHATS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THIS SHOW WITH UNREALISTIC DIVERSITY THEN??XD"

kys

Honestly Iron Man is a cooler super hero than Spider-fag and Tony Stark is a better character than Petey Sue.

Spiderbabby is overrated af

Durable, stronger, faster, immune to sunlight and disease. They need to share that power with us.

>mass immigration
How else would mass immigration contribute to "white genocide" other than making nonwhite babies then?

>inb4 they're killing white people

a statistically insignificant amount. Try to learn how to formulate a clear argument

The Romans weren't white btw

>Durable, stronger, faster, immune to sunlight and disease.
That's all false nigger.

Stan Lee wants his babbys playing in the same sandbox though, understandably

>There's not one, that show is shit and it got shit reviews. I didn;t even know about until now and it speaks volumes that you did know about it
It was being blasted in commercials when I was watching old episodes of Forever one CW Seed. So it doesn't speak volumes about shit.

Literally the U.N.'s definition of genocide

You know how our skin ages like milk and we go bald in our teens? Yeah that

>what do you wanna know?
how much of this movie is about Iron Man?

also which girl is Mary Jane?

Spider-man, at least before Marvel went to shit, was the most grounded character. Nothing went ok for that guy but it didn't feel like he had back luck. He was just an awkward /r9k/-tier kid who suddenly woke up and found he could lift a cargo train with his finger. I do agree that he became a Mary Sue sometime after the Spider Clone saga, but the original source material was dope as fuck.

Irom Man has always been fucking lame, though. B-lister who got lucky because of Fraveau

>we
Speak for yourself, weakling. Lots of niggers go bald too btw. You just don't think about it because they shave their heads when they do.

So Uncle Ben is black now? Did they want us to make this joke?

...

I'll be real and just admit I've never read a comic in my life. So my Iron Man is RDJ, who is probably a big part of the reason it became so big. I think a cocky asshole billionaire superhero is kind of cool though, especially in juxtaposition with DC's resident billionaire who spends all of his time brooding in a dark room.

She's mary Jane's cousin

>Black Uncle Ben
>They should be rich from rice sales
Your move marvelfags

What were they?

is that sam hyde in the yellow shirt and vest on the right?