ITT: Continuity Errorr

If Bucky killed Tony's parents, how was Tony born?

He was born when they died
HE WAS A TEENAGER ACTUALLY!

What?

GODDAMN MARVEL!

They died in 1991.
Are you suggesting that Tony is under 25 years old?

How does something like this slip by the scripts? It's entire crux of the movie and it makes no fucking sense. Bravo, Marvel.

If Joe Chill killed Batman's parents, how is there still a Batman?

Right? Fucks sake, Marvel. At least try to be competent. Here's another one:

In Iron Man, Coulson says they're still trying to figure out a name for the Strategic Homeland , but in the Agent Carter one-shot which takes place in like 1945, Howard Stark outright calls it SHIELD.

>Marveldrones will defend this

If Krypton was destroyed, where did Superman come from?

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>those fonts
TRIGGERED

If Krypton exploded, how is Superman, a Kryptonian, alive?

Stop trolling.

How can Krypton be real if our eyes aren't real?

good memeing

If Bucky fell to his death in Captain America 1 then how is he alive and young in Winter Soldier?

If Martha is Batman and Superman's mother, then aren't they brothers?

why is lich kings mount called invincible if I can see it

Half-brothers.

Martha slept around a lot.

If Captain America was Hydra all along why didn't he kill Dr.Erskine before he could give Steve Rogers the Super Soldier serum?

Because your eyes aren't real.

If Alan Young was so young then why did he die of old age?

And if he's made of Iron how is he alive?

And if he's a machine made of war how come he's human?

If Bucky is the Winter Soldier, why does the movie take place in summer?

Yeah but Agent Carter sucks

(You)

>No fun allowed: the namefag

We already did this thread

>he was a teenager when he was born

Fucking marvel is such shit

Continuity errors like these are the reason that Batman v. Superman is a good film while MCU films are awful.

But Batman and Superman's parents died too.

Hell Superman doesn't even have a planet? What did he do, get born in space from his dead mother?

why would you believe that terrifying green shrek

It's not a continuity error you twat.

>Batman and Superman LITERALLY have the same mother
>neither was aware of the others existence
>neither of them know their real father is the Lizard
yeah, nah

>Batman is a nice guy
>he was about to kill his own brother

Why did they turn Bats into such a lunatic?

it's explicitly stated that iron man is only 8 years old

Hell Superman was born in in hell. Hellboy is his father.

Read some comics for God's sake.

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Why is this man not anony-moose?

Fun Fact: the Bucky who killed Tony's parents is the same Bucky who was Steve Rogers friend in the 40s and the same Bucky who became winter solider

It was a clever twist . I thought it was three different buckys

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>three different buckys
they wouldnt be THAT stupid

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What did he mean by this?

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>Bane breaks Batmans back and leaves him in a pit
>Batman shows up perfectly fine a few months later
are you fucking kidding me?

How is Made Windu in the Avengers? Didn't he die in Revenge of the Sith? Damn Marvel and their timelines.

How can Hellboy be a dad? he is only a boy!

he was adopted faggot read the manga

>Months
It was like, 40 minutes

It is different for demons

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In X-Men 1 - 3, Xavier and Magneto are both old men, but in the next X-Men movies they are younger. Xavier even has hair!

DoFP had both of them making things really confusing from scene to scene.

As far as I can tell only Wolverine ages normally.

>Star Wars takes place "a long time ago in many galaxies away"
>Mace windu shows up again years later in our exact galaxy
fucking hacks

And why didn't Force Awakens have anything to do with Revenge of the Sith? It's like everything that movie set up got solved off screen

How does Wonder Woman exist with no masculine father to raise her right?

>BvS
>Doomsday made by Lex Luthor
>Not Dr. Doom
>this is okay

Read a comic faggot

Eddie Murphy's Coming to America was originally suppose to be a Black Panther movie but the studio backed out at the last minute and just made it a straight up comedy.
This explains the scene where Eddie fights the crook at the McDonald's . It was suppose to show his expert hand to hand fighting skills

Ok then, please fucking explain how the Starks had a child while they were FUCKING DEAD.

Moron

Hank Hill raises Wonder Woman, hwat happens next?

Bucky went back in time to kill them u idiot.
Why else would he still be alive if he was born in the 20s

Shit like this is why I dropped DC. How the fuck am I supposed to believe that a champion of truth, peace, and justice, DIDN'T have a positive male role model in her life?

She crusades against the Charcoal industry. And she dresses like a respectable woman, not some two dollar whore.

Why didn't Superman help Godzilla? I thought they were made by the same company

If Joe Chill killed Batman's parents, then how was Batman born?

The Joker killed Batman's parents, not your little oc.

>Why didn't Superman help Godzilla

Remember how Godzilla ignored the tanks on the bridge? He was trying to keep the destruction to a minimum.

If Shazam is captain marvel, why isn't he married to captain marvelle?

Why didn't Green Lantern and Jonah Hex come and help Superman when Zod showed up? Arent they in the same universe?

Top lel

If Tony's parents were adults in the 1940s how old were they when Tony was born? 200 ?

In the comics Tony's dad takes super-soldier serum and is captain america while steve is gone, it's not the good serum though so he still ages just slower.

This is why Tony has slight super-strength

But if the lizard is a lizard then how come batman is a bat?

Howard was in roughly 53.

If Bruce Wayne's parents are dead, how was Bruce born?

He wasn't .
Batman was born

Guys, is Bruce Wayne the masketta man, Bane?

Hear me out

>Bruce Wayne
>Bruce WAyNE
>B WAyNE
>BANE

Go to bed, Master Bruce.

>Bwayne the tubular protector of California's beaches and oceans

Didn'tStark literally explain this shit in the beginning of the movie?

oh my fuck

>He didn't see the ending where Tony faded away from history then Quickslav returned in his place, turned to the camera, said "You didn't see that coming." and fucked his sister.

Fucking plebs skipping the post-credit scenes.

He actually told the
>''You didn't see that coming.''
to his sister right before bursting in her face.

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>someone actually saved a pic from that cringeworthy as fuck thread
Kill yourself my man.

Why your head so hot though.

BTFO

In a cave. With a box of scraps.

>Rush

Holy fuck it's perfect

Did they ever explain why black panther was from Africa ?

Iron Man the hero, maybe. Not Tony Stark. In Civil War, it shows him at like 18 years old the night they died.

If Bucky killed Tonys parents...how was his dad in iron man 2?

How is Quicksilver still alive in X Men Apocalypse if he died in Age of Ultron? Did I miss a movie or something? Because it was never explained.

The expo took place is the 70s or 80's, Bucky didn't kill Howard till the 90's.

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Why is he called the Winter Soldier? It's summer

How does pouring acid onto someone give them power over coins or probability? Coinface's powers and origins don't make sense. Explain this DC!

But the movie took place in 2009