How do they have sex? Do they have a cat penis or a dog penis?

How do they have sex? Do they have a cat penis or a dog penis?

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When one eats, does the other have to shit out of their mouth a few hours later?

they don't

Ren and Stimpy sure was poorly adapted back in the late 90's.

What his parents are?

If you shot one in the skull, would the other die instantly, or would he slowly die of sepsis as the other rotted?

the same way we all do op, not at all

Cats or dogs, Sup Forums? If both, pick which you like better.

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A frog and a yeti, if I'm not wrong

I checked paheal and most people seem to think one humanoid dick right in the middle.

Why do cats seem sexier?

As a kid I imagined that Dpg's penis would unsheath from the middle of Cat's torso and vice versa.

Fuck you nickelodeon for making me think about that

They were adoptive parents though, they found CatDog in the middle of a tornado or something iirc

One sheath, two distinct penises?
Can they feel one another's dicks?

I think the last episode of the series has their parents literally as the same species as them (i think? been forever)

That settles it. Proof by paheal popularity.

Fuck you for giving me the curiosity to look up rule 34 of catdog.

I wish the show had that art style.

Barbed knot.

would it be rape if one of them masturbated while the other didn't want to?

>search
>find Catdog/Littefoot porn

God dammit, rule 34.

Does anyone have that pic explaining various theories including the illusive, alternate dimension Butt-Butt? I saw it once and never found it again

Better question. Would it be rape if each masturbated the other while that one didn't want to masturbate?

That's what is happening in that picture so I guess it's up to interpretation.

They are both always in a complete state of orgasm.

Who likes gijinkas?

Imagine being attached to your own rapist, that's gotta fuck you up psychologically.
This must have happened to at least one pair of conjoined twins during human history.

That's fucked up mang.

There was a scene where cat was about to piss on a litter box and dog was about to piss on a fire hydrant simultaneously

so they both have a dick on their chest

Dunno about that. but the sex lives of conjoined twins must be pretty kinky. I mean the original Siamese twins had separate wives (twin sisters) and 6 kids each I think and would also each day surrender control of their part of the body to the other one. Imagine trying to sleep while your twin's too busy boning the shit out of his wife who also looks like your wife. Weird stuff.

i think the original looks way better, that design is weird because it makes dog more rectangular, when the whole point of the original design is that dog is made of circles and curves while cat is made of squares and edges

jesus fucking christ

>not answering with both being neutered and having to squat to pee

It's a cartoon, you fucking autist.

>pussy cat

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Neutered animals still have dicks.

They don't: they die alone and unsullied just like you.

>Cats had a barbed penis, making it difficult to remove.
>Dogs have a knot, making it hard to remove.
Clearly they tried to fuck each other in the ass simultaneously, and got stuck that way. In time their hind legs atrophied.

>No idort pet choice