Do you love Austria?

Do you love Austria?

No. Austria always drags us into their perfidious plans and we always take the blame for it afterwards.

stop falling for them

i love kangaroo

We have an ex-Stasi member as the head of our government right now, she is doing a good job resisting the filthy H*bsburgers so far.

When will Austria marry Germany?

germany already married france doe

Do you love Asturias?

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What's the difference with Germany anyway?

Yeah I like Austria, they aren't huge cucks (if that term had any meaning anymore) compared to ze Germans

We don't know anything about these people..our own president didn't even know what language they speek

Si papi

austria is just a shittier version of germany

Eh no.

Oh, I didn't know they have been loving so deeply each other...

Love Austria
Hate the FPÖ nazis

Bavaryan here.

Austria is our retarded little cousin whom we love. Austria feels the same way about us. We're probably Siamese twins.

You sound like an Amerilard with your shitty analogies.
>muh little cousin

nice

I love Japan.

I originate from Austria so I’m biased towards it, but I like it. Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser!

>objective and verifiable truth is an "analogy"

You're the burger here, inbred fat cunt. Drop your proxy.

Cunt.

>muh heritage

You sound like my little brother. Droplul

I'm advocating for pic related. Could you imagine?

>You sound like my little brother.

Post his feet.

You fat cunt.

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Don't worry Netherlands, you will always be our favourite little brother.
t. OWLer

I've never heard Netherlands is German brother.
Is it really?

No of course not. They are literally Mordor.

If so, we will have to throw the ring into the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor.

I agree, let’s give it another try.

It's pretty cool here.
Piefken please leave.

Rumors of German evil have been greatly exaggerated. We dindu nuffin.

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Look, we've already had this talk. I'm sorry about Rotterdam. We got dresden'd and humburg'd in return. Can't we all just get along?

ok

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No, fuck them

no

its alright, its calm and I like peace

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I want to share my bed with Austria

It's the opposite actually

I just spent a semester abroad in Innsbruck, it was nice.

B-But Austria is in Germany as well, R-Right?

It's the opposite actually

Just like Sweden is a shittier version of Norway

How many time did you post this?
And everytime it become bigger and bigger

gib back südtirol, you thieving pol*ntone

They shouldn't have lost the war if they wanted it that bad

Yes

Yes. As much as they love their own children.

Yes :)

Yes, cause it’s evil