WHAT THE FUCK was his problem?

WHAT THE FUCK was his problem?

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His dick was simply too big

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THANKS MIKE

MINEY

you can shut up now

if you're gonna make a low effort meme thread, at least type it out correctly

Maybe because he was a gay cuck? Or because his donger is smaller than the average miniature poodle's? Glad he's gone.

i don't get it

Anybody have the dick pic from the live stream

youtube.com/watch?v=PgIr9ZLV_wk

I thought the big dick was just a dumb meme but holy SHIT. Some fucking people get all the luck I swear.

>plays video games for a living from his own home
>collects anything he wants
>9/10 gfs whenever he wants
>GIANT FUCKING DICK

Its just not far

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Why has this made a resurgence?

How do you explain this?

i get it

Oneyplays and that faggot who did all that grandad meme music.

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>kekhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

He flew too close to the Sun.

his problem is going to be getting his face bashed in pretty soon

>why are cuckhold fetishits so dense

Sauce on dick pic?

Its a nice looking dick

I'm very glad I'm a homosexual bottom, otherwise I think id be hella insecure about my average 5.6 incher

Has anyone ever noticed how Mike is more and more brazenly nitpicking all of James's opinions on movies and games? It's like he has something to prove.

is that james dick pic real? if so then where did him and mike meet? the guys with giant hogs club? lol

he is always making some passive aggressive pass at him and im honestly surprised james hasnt decked him yet

Why do you think Bootsy is no more. Mike was jealous that Bootsy was better at games and more popular.

I always hate how he interrupts James as if he can't hold his thought for more than five seconds.

Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.

quite a contrast when you see all the facts laid bare like that

>James is talking about something
>Mike suddenly starts talking while James was still talking and only stopped for a second to take breath
>Mike: "Ok I'mma let you finish. Go on."

that fucking brown brick idiot

Holy fuck thats true

*brown bricks your path*

Oneyplays started to shit on Mike and this video so people looked it up and saw the meme potential

>Main shows used to be AVGN, Board James, You Know What's Bullshit

>Main shows now are James and MIKE Mondays and MIKE and Ryan

>Mike also appears in James movie reviews now.

Pretty obvious that Mike is just using James at this point

>tfw james will never kick mike off the site and bring bootsy back

This is dumb. You're just supposed to say MINEY CRAFTA in mike threads.

Thanks, Mike

Thanks fellas

Mike is proof that having a 10'' dick is literally all you need to get a girlfriend.

you can shut up now

You left Ryan's grease stain in the background.

Mineycrafta?

It is nice looking. He is massive.
anyway this thread really has nothing to do with TV...
posts like this should be reported

POST HIS FUCKING DICK PIC YOU FAGGOTS

It's true. Mike has a BFA. Cinemassacre is the only reason he's even employed.

please

>be some nu-male autist
>but still manages to get a cute girlfriend thanks to the big dick meme

how can dicklets even compete?
it's so easy for guys with big dicks to get a qt girlfriend

LEAVE HIM ALONE

>cute

he's better looking than her

I think the video is funny.

she looks like a transgendered surrogate girlfriend who has seen and killed multiple people.

>Reddit "mods"

Just a look at what Mike does as a moderator on reddit where he's been torched for the past week for firing all of the other mods so that he has complete control over users and comments

Also, he's gotta be facing some legal trouble knowingly posting that dick pic in front of kids both on twitter and reddit. That shit is serious. No joke

Oooooooooooooooooooooh looks like mikes a pedo!

post his dick homie

>firing mods

Bro, being a reddit mod isn't a job

he refers to when people repost the dick pic that he originally posted as "revenge porn" lmao

wow, what a fucking faggoty little bitch

That's what they get for visiting this shitty site and sucking some e-celeb's dick.

someone's gotta be the sacrifice for the good of the whole

>James can't get rid of Mike because he's half of what Cinemassacre is

What can dislodge Mike the parasite?

Where are the pics?

>What happened with Bootsy is just between me and him.

Uh, does James have a say in this?

>Bro, being a reddit mod isn't a job
True. I meant banning them entirely

I don't know why you people have to beg and can't just use Google.

The date is wrong on that, I am calling bullshit.

thanks user.

10/10 dick. would suck

browun bricks

he apparently posted another dick pic through the reddit board months later during the afternoon and claimed he was blackout drunk. and he deleted a live stream video of him wasted to the point of passing out, and he bans anyone who mentions it. see a common theme? glug glug glug

i told you to shut up but you wouldn't listen

is this shooped?

No

He's got one hell of a cardiovascular system if he can get shitfaced and still get that monster dong engorged

He got a brown brick infusion

i love to post LONG DICKS with twitter

>I plan to make a video about this explaining all the drama, covering all the mods thoughts, my personal experience, as well as offering my own professional insight as someone who has done this kind of work for a lot of YouTubers over several years. If you publicly own up to your mistake, and apologise, I'll reconsider how hard I'll be in the video.

Absolutely nothing. He gets his knob slobbed everytime he visits james' house as payment for working on the youtube channel.

I still think this is all some elaborate ruse with fake reddit posts and the like cause that dick pic is like two years old and just was made for jokes when the whole 10" meme was first starting.

Weirdest shit.

*browns your path*

Maybe he doesn't want the legend of the dong to be overshadowed by his Brown Bricks

if you read all of that reddit drama shit, you'd see that blaming it on being so drunk was just a lie because the mods were contacting him throughout the day, and he was fine. he's a fucked up pervert, basically. he's done it at least twice, which hurts his case against not knowing about the age group who could see the pictures. it wasnt just a dumb mistake, he did it twice

White peoples were a mistake.

I can't wait for Miney Crafta to get brought to court and have to prove that the dick pic isn't him, only to save himself from prison

he's going to go to prison anyway for something else and when that happens he's going to get all the brown bricks he could ever hope for.

not trying to be funny here, but does that mean the jury or some Doctor has to give him a checkup and compare the photo to the genuine article...wtf

>Mike is brought up on charges of exposing himself to minors
>Knock on his door on the day of his arrest
>It's Inspector Gadget

I didn't audibly laugh but my mouth did one of them fart like noises ya know?

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I TOLD YOU TO ZIP UP, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN

No one is complaining on the youtube videos. its flippin' Pervert Gulch down there.

Mike increased presence on James Rolfe's channel is a big reason I stopped watching his videos.

i got 20 seconds before i couldn't take any more

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is this the best mike video? youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY&ab_channel=y2b3000

His girlfriend is a fucking tranny what are you on lmao.

oh so mike is part of the gay mafia and needs a beard because hes insecure about his homosexuality. now it makes sense.

Mike is going to jail

>Oh look, a free inmate

>confirming modmail leaks
>confirming dick pic was real
oh shit

nothing will fucking happen, James won't even limit his involvement on the site