Did they fug?

did they fug?

I dunno, but the Big Bad Wolf sure looks like he approves.

Wouldn't mind seeing that.

I can only imagine what sort of cataclysmic event the sexual merging of Chernobog and Maleficent would be.

That would be sexy.

Rockslides and fire everywhere. So, basically, whenever they fuck, a volcano erupts.

volcanos and crevices will be involved

You certainly didn't.

Triggered

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.

Oh man, I missed that Cynder cameo in Gargos' reveal trailer

>Gargos' reveal trailer
The what?

>you'll be lucky enough to witness it without getting here

*hurt

I dunno, but Maleficent must be pretty bummed that he only wants her in her dragon form.

she's pretty happy tho

She's drunk user

even better!

Silly user, that's what all witches do. Do you really think they get their abominable powers without giving the Devil his due?

>t. Reverend Hale

Don't take advantage of drunk dragons, it's not a gentleman thing to do.

>not taking the risk

>he only wants her in her dragon form.
Well duh, he'd split her in half otherwise...that's not a metaphor.

Imagine the children.

Well i did, and for some reason I pictured one of them looking like the top third of a mountain when asleep.

I wonder if any drawfags would be willing to do things for this?

I'm personally wondering if dragon maleficent lays eggs

there's a 75% chance this is the case.

So many filthy degenerates.

No user, you are the degenerates
>And then user was /d/

>Weird dragon-demon centaur
>Four winged demon girl.
>Green and purple mix of the Balrog and Facilliers shadow.
>Dragon with flaming extremities.
>aforementioned mountaintop sized dragon.

She's the mistress of all evil. Of course they fugged. She fugged ALL the evil folks.

Man, family photos must be weird.

Maleficent would have her hands full with that batch.

My thought exactly.

>Maleficent
>Her title is the Mistress of all Evil
>Chernobog
>Disney's idea of pure evil

Yes.

>literally a witch fug the devil
that's the whole point

"... I don't want to talk about it."

Huh, makes sense.

That reminds me, has Chernabog been in anything lately?

This is so perfect I can't help but wonder if you're OP, setting up this whole punchline.Either way, well played

He's going to have his own live action remake, I think.

...

I still love how Disney is almost trying to hide the fact that they have Satan as a character by calling him "Chernobog".

No Doug Walker shut up, why you don't admit you said shit? Also that's not a real villain because he just appeared on a musical short, not a complete story with dialogues and characters.

He's a Slavic deity you fucking pleb. There's more than one mythological personification of evil out there, believe it or not.

That's not what they said in the short's introduction.

Also, Walt Disney himself called Chernobog "Satan" in a interview.

Like the battle at the end of the second Black Company book.

Rude.

Would raping the mistress of all evil be an evil act?

I SMELL A SITCOM~

Or is that brimstone and lube?

>Goes on Sup Forums
>Complains about degenerates

Would you go into a Chinese restaurant and get pissed off because it's full of chinks?

>Throughout the show, Hades, Jafar, and Chernabog wanted to bone Maleficent.

Wow, Malefy is a total slut despite how scary she is.

I guess he's talking about the new Killer Instinct.

I never even knew he had a name until Kingdom Hearts.

Before that, he was just that devil guy from Fantasia.

you can't rape the willing user