Dick Squad edition

Dick Squad edition

Previous thread: >"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1

ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us/r/su

Other urls found in this thread:

su-gemsorter.tumblr.com/
steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Li'l_Butler
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

This is the blue gem.

Who's been drawing dicks

1st for best ship.

Who is she??

How do Ruby and Sapphire know how to kiss and flirt and all that so well

And Lapis knows too. Homeworld is DIRTY

Reminder that this will be the new CG by the end of the season.
>inb4 Ruby and Sapphire
It's happening whether you like it or not.

You are correct.

xth for GEM HARVEST

This is the mom gem

Stay hydrated, you dont want kidney stones do you?

>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven

>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz

>(GOD POWERGAP)

>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet

>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite

>YELLOW PEARL IS KINDA FUNNY TIER
Yellow Pearl

>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond

>JASPER TIER
Jasper

>PIECE OF SHIT TRASH FUCK YOU
Peridot

By the end of next season
See: the dated Lil Butler foreshadowing

su-gemsorter.tumblr.com/

posting this again.

>/sug/ - Steven Universe General

OP is a
retard
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Blue gems in opening posts

good

?

I am intrigued. You have intrigued me

Ruby and Sapphire were pretty tame early on. They must have learned it over the next couple thousand years.

I dunno how Lapis knows it, unless she could see what happened through Pearl's gem.

Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with Steven

1 Rose Quartz
1 Steven
1 Pearl
1 Amethyst
1 Garnet
1 Peridot
1 Lapis Lazuli
1 Jasper
1 Opal
1 Sugilite
1 Sardonyx
1 Alexandrite
1 Rainbow Quartz
1 Stevonnie
1 Malachite
16 Ruby
16 Sapphire
16 Yellow Diamond
16 Yellow Pearl
16 Blue Diamond
16 Blue Pearl

>"Season 3 is the best, that's when the neighbors the Richingtons move in!
Our old season 3 is our new season 4&5

the Richingtons move in by season 3 I think.

They're a riot.

1 Rose Quartz
1 Pearl
1 Amethyst
1 Garnet
1 Ruby
1 Sapphire
1 Peridot
1 Lapis Lazuli
1 Jasper
1 Yellow Diamond
1 Yellow Pearl
1 Blue Diamond
1 Blue Pearl
1 Opal
1 Sugilite
1 Sardonyx
1 Alexandrite
1 Rainbow Quartz
1 Stevonnie
1 Malachite
21 Steven

>Jasper flirting too
HNGH

I have yet to pass one of those, my friends dad passed one not to long ago, shit sucks
what a bunch of blue qts

1 Lapis Lazuli
2 Steven
3 Pearl
4 Peridot
5 Garnet
6 Sardonyx
7 Opal
8 Amethyst
9 Malachite
10 Blue Pearl
11 Sapphire
12 Alexandrite
13 Ruby
14 Rose Quartz
15 Yellow Pearl
16 Stevonnie
17 Sugilite
18 Rainbow Quartz
19 Blue Diamond
20 Yellow Diamond
21 Jasper

trying this again to compare my results

gaybarn burning down and them moving into the temple when

Just be happy that I made it. I realized the fuck-up when it was too late, so whatever.

im so excited for some blue pearl y'all

That's some mighty shit taste you got there.

Caught myself singing this quote at work, damn it user

One temple can contain only so much faggotry

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We all miss the original Lady of the Sea, it's ok user

i wanna see psychokiller blue pearl

Which Lil butler foreshadowing

>this is official crew art
Two days ago I was explaining how Bloople disturbs me and now this?

Are you gonna cry about it, Sugar

Does anyone have the head? I only have the limbs. posting the least sexual one

chocolate milk

>In Amethyst's opinion, season 3 is when the show really starts to get good, as that's the season where the uptight neighbors, the Richingtons, move in next door.

steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Li'l_Butler

>blue pearl is somehow more crazy about her master than Pearl was

I'm hard.

Bloople disturbs you? why so user?

Hey if Pearlfag is still here I love you man. I would be happy to see you too. Glad you didn't kill yourself.

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I'm not gonna post the rest, I just want to complete the set.

yes

Glad to have you back with us!
Sometimes people ask me if I'm married, and if there's a mister or missus in my life. Well of course there is.

It's you. Don't forget that, now.

Welcome back, this is Late Night /sug/, where the lowest of the low congregate together like fruit flies to rotten pineapple. But you know what? That's fine. It wouldn't be the same without ya. I'm your host, Larmarck Lazer, with guests Autistic Lime Pie and Wannabe Vitiligo Victim.

Let's do this.

>Tonight saw the introduction of a Gem Categorizer, slotting your favorite gems in rank as Anons posted lists to see who had the superior tastes. It'd be like you and your friends forming a dick club to compare dicks to see whose is better. A Dick Squad if you will.
>The Return of Bloople! Complete with a shocking twist! Blue Pearl saw a meteoric rise in postage, on top of anons discovering what they cannot believe with their eyes, ahaha.
>An enterprising toy inventor shares some of his ideas for SU related figures. It'd be like if Avi Arad had a twisted love child with McDonald's.
>user clarifies a point about the mysterious Bismuth while posting a morbidly obese man who sharted out a kidney. Why the fuck? How the fuck? Culprit claims it was on accident-- this reporter can only assume he has a BM fetish.
>Fan Gems make a comeback as a lanky Red Spinel is posted early on to the "Sickened But Curious" crowds dismay and pleasure. Y'all got some weird tastes.
>Pop Questionnaire reveals the majority of /sug/ identifies as Pearl and Amethyst. This is very unsurprising. 2+2 Taiwanese Woodcutting is full of depressed geeks.
>International food chain Arby's hints at their power level.

And now, the weather. Stay tuned.

oops add alexandrite to jasper tier
don't talk to me perifag

If you reaally have to know, go search /trash/ for it.

There's the quiet ones and then there's the quiet expressionless unmoving ones that love beside a murderous matriarch that both hide half of their faces

She didn't even flinch when the spider legs arctic tagged

Sapphire had knuckle dusters

Can SU have a good ending? No 2-minute amnesia plots, no turning into an anime instead of wrapping up plotlines, no Rose coming back

Tomorrow I start at my new work. My biggest regret is that I will have way less time to shitpost here. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

You forgot the name

Thanks for the update LLNK

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You're not the real news user! You clod!

I always get yelled at in /trash/ though...

I hate that theory. All gem weapons we've seen (not including fusions) have been symbolic of their owners. Sapphire needs a weapon that's symbolic of her

*activated not Arctic tagged
And that one Bloople fanart with the multi-eyes, eugh

I'm un-believing in you!

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

>couldn't even add the fucking name in the subject field
Why are Lapisfags so incompetent? Yes all Lapisfags/

Your waifu is a coward with no personality.

like a mannequin that loves you, and might kill for you

Maybe I do mother

Missiles!

looks like homeworld propaganda to me.

But boxing glove plus knuckle duster equals gauntlets makes a lot of sense.

thanks as always, Larmarch

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Thanks for the Action News update, Newsanon!

I forgot my name you double clod.
Besides, Im not concerned with namefagging, just the truth! The hard facts!

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We can't bully lapisfags anymore, survey said 90% of them are suicidal

And what are /freaks/, probably wannabe gym rats

Someone needs to be collecting these

so we're going to ignore the symbolism part completely?

also, Ruby's weapon is NOT a boxing glove. look at the pics from Keystone Motel, it's clearly a gauntlet

Gems?

We shall weed them out. There can be only one.

captcha: bodies of water

You do it, I believe in you.

Gauntlets are not made of cloth though, leather at their weakest, but never cloth.

What if Sup Forums boarded SU?

How would you feel if Yellow Diamond's invasion fleet was stopped by Yellow Diamond seeing 'enemy transmissions' of Lil' Butler (seasons 1 to 19) and calling off the assault because she really gets into it?

>How will I know whether the progeny of Lil' Butler and his formerly-adversary Nega-Maid succeed in going to high school?
>The coring can wait.

It's not cloth! Just look at the fucking screencaps!

Well if you search the previous threads far enough you should see it. Just look for the post with the most (you)s Good hunting

1 Pearl
2 Steven
3 Garnet
4 Peridot
4 Lapis Lazuli
6 Sapphire
7 Rose Quartz
8 Opal
9 Rainbow Quartz
10 Stevonnie
11 Jasper
12 Ruby
13 Amethyst
14 Malachite
15 Yellow Diamond
16 Alexandrite
17 Blue Pearl
18 Yellow Pearl
19 Sugilite
20 Sardonyx
21 Blue Diamond

They're dropping like flies, Lapisfags are starting to become few and far between.

What happens when Cold Tea makes his glorious return? Will he be king of the ruins, or just another number in the tide

1 Peridot
2 Lapis Lazuli
3 Pearl
3 Amethyst
5 Opal
6 Jasper
7 Stevonnie
8 Yellow Pearl
9 Blue Pearl
10 Rose Quartz
11 Steven
12 Garnet
13 Malachite
14 Ruby
15 Sapphire
16 Yellow Diamond
17 Alexandrite
18 Sugilite
19 Sardonyx
20 Blue Diamond
21 Rainbow Quartz

I dunno what /freaks/ are. Personally, I hate physical activity and exercising. Walks are nice, though. I just think Jasper is hot.

I like your draw

>Blue Pearl only appears to be all dignified and dutiful, but is actually a crazy bitch
I love it
MAKE IT HAPPEN CREWNIVERSE

I like blue Jasper. Green Lapis looks like an asshole, Orange Peridot seems tolerable.

>hates physical activity and exercising.

You're not worthy of the big buff quartz, user.

What does that say about blue diamond

>shy demure BD when alone
Bloople wears the pants in that relationship

chalk on six panels

I feel like I'm the only Rosefag. There are others, there have to be. Right? RIGHT?!

Why do the rest of the blue gems hide their eyes?

You are not alone famalam

Gems

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The way it moves and folds to her hand would mean cloth or thin leather, and it appears to be one solid piece of cloth/leather. Leather gauntlets were made of over lapping pieces of material to help protect the hand from grazing blows on the wearer's sword hand. That is a boxing glove, there is padding in the knuckles that make it plump, it's there to help protect the fighters hand from repeated punching. It's a boxing glove, not a gauntlet.