Ben Shapiro and Mara Wilson are cousins

ITT; post weird hollywood family members

elliot rodger was the son of peter rodger famous british filmmaker and photographer.

sam harris is the son of susan harris- who was co-executive producer of the golden girls and its spinoff

I wonder if they get along at family reunions.

Probably not: Ben would accuse her of being liberal cancer

what happened?

She should dye her hair purple and work for BuzzFeed.

puberty

Amy Schumer and Chuck Shumer are cousins. Even more reason to hate them both

Siblings

Larry Wachowski & Andy Wachowski are sisters

Kate and Rooney Mara are sisters
Their dad's family owns the New York Giants
Their mom's family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers

Ariel Winter is the sister of Jimmy Workman, the guy that played Pugsley in the Addam's Family movies.

jew genes

Post a shot of her body. She's hot as fuck.

Kek

What the fuck?

She looks like the cute office secretary desu. A little homely, sure, but I see potential. Lay off the coffee, get some teeth whitening, and get a nose job and boom! you got a decent woman.
Now I'm curious. Do it.

The late Miguel Ferrer was George Clooney's cousin.

it has more to do with there only being so many rich people in the world. Only so many people can approach academia or the entertainment industry with a golden parachute.

Ethan Hawke, Miguel Ferrara and Rocco Sifriedi are blood brothers

Lily Allen is Theon Greyjoy's sister

Nicolas Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.

Jake Gyllenhall and Maggie Gyllenhall are siblings.

>naming yourself after a black comicbook character

I'm seein' double here! 4 ROCCOS!

their dad directed an ep of twin peaks season 2

Blake Lively is Goldie Hawn's unattractive and untalented relative of some sort who cares

topkek

dont forget that dude from sugar ray.

...

Eric Roberts plays the role of Emma's father.

Amy Schumer is Senator Chuck Schumer's cousin.

Chris Evans is the biological child of two strong lesbian black women and if you disagree you're racist and he will punch you just like Captain America punched Hitler

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Martin Freeman is related to Morgan Freeman.

Joss Whedon is Albert Fish's little sister

Martin Freeman is Nelson Mandela's cousin.

She wrote a song about him called Alfie. In the music video, hes a puppet and she walks in on him masturbating

Antonio Banderas is descendant of da Vinci.

Same with Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan.

Spongebob Squarepants is Hillary Clinton's child from her previous marriage to Spawn

Jesus is a direct descendant of Abraham

No, you are confusing something. Hillary Clinton is the spawn of Spongebob Squarepants. The mother is unknown.

>be lily Allen
>be I guess famous pop singer?
>make song about your lazy ass brother smoking weed and being a degenerate all day
>brother lands huge acting role on one of the most famous and recognizable shows
>get btfo

Mohammed is the son of Satan.

Based Banderas. His beard is kino.

But what the HECK is Spongebob doing smoking weed???

no he says he cares about his people first

What's with all these dudes growing Orson Welles beards?

Tom Hardy has two twin brothers

>his people first
Mara is an atheist

Doesn't that make them triplets?

I unironically want to dye patches of white onto my beard to get that full oreo

I thought you were talking about Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiro for a minute there.

still cute desu

Bruce Willis and the short one of the Willdecker Heartknaves are cousins.
They often play Stackenblochen together.

Rami Malek has a twin brother.

I think user means that he has two brothers who are twins, not that the big guy himself is a twin

Do it to your hair too.
He isn't?

More like the same person

Wait, they are known in the US? And they are called Heartknaves? kek

This is Vincent Gasolines brother whos looks he describes as Paul Walker-esque.

Whoa, didnt realize i messed that up


I mean, that was my plan all along

Twin brother, actually

>brother lands huge acting role on one of the most famous and recognizable shows
>a year later nobody remembers him

Ye they been on X Factor

Who?

Tom Hardy is actually the fourth cousin of pro wrestlers Matt and Jeff Hardy

link?

I'd wager that more Generation Zs know who Alfie Allen is than Lily Allen

That's sad. Did they get far?

Whoa they're pretty big guys.

He defended their parents when their other sister was trying to become her legal guardian, due to child abuse, too.

hollywood is run by jews, everybody is related. /thread.

for tom

>not knowing Judaism transcends religion
cmon

Rachel Sutherland has an alcoholic brother.

I don't think so

but "two twin brothers" mean he has four brothers

so he's a quintuplet?

Naw he's a dodecahedron

Wish I was drunk right now

yes, they do.

But let's wait a year after the show is over. Not saing Lily allen deserves better, I didn't even know her

Adam Carolla is related to Christ Christie

>dodecahebro

oh man i had forgotten about this bitch,

Malcom Mcdowell is alexander siddigs uncle

So did Zooey Dechanel's dad. Her mom is Donna's mom.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is related to Cap. Dreyfus of the Dreyfus Affair. A French Jew accused of sacrificing his own men on war when he knew they would die.

Charlie Murphy is the brother of Britney Murphy who he murdered in a botched rape

Michelle MacNamara was murdered by her husband Patton Oswalt. That's weird relatives for ya!

She's also going to be a Billionaire once here dad dies.

BROTHER NERO...?

>Can't even get his meme right

decent titties

Thora Birch's mom was a pornstar.

Wilfried's _wife_ is Bruce's cousin.

is there a video?

Dad too