blue pearl edition
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>misseps leak thread
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>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
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>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
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>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
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>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
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>/sug/ flockdraw:
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BEST GEM
Well, i WAS making a pearl edition.
I guess a blue pearl is acceptable
thicc
I don't really like this show but I watched a few episodes and Greg seems pretty cool, I like him.
pearls are turning out nice this season
Reminder this is official crew art.
>TERRIFYING MURDEROUS PEARL
Connie is for both hug AND fug
lol dat hand
Garnet Force when?
>Bloople is making a comeback
I welcome the return of best Pearl and second best blue gem
Pretty sure a Homeworld version of that pic has been made.
Hi, it's me, Lemon.
a lot of official art doesn't make sense though
Pearl will get the Steven she likes, she'll get the Steven she needs.
its okay user, its not for everyone
have a greg
Evil Bloople makes perfect sense to me
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Of course she's coming back, she was secretly working for the rebellion.
Watch her reactions in The Answer again.
When's the next leak?
>official crew art
>blue pearl has shoes on
nooooooooooooooooooo oh god no no
man I hate that wiggly mouthed lemon
>Evil
I think you mean tired and violent.
Just give her back ;_;
Haha, what reactions?
i love her, exactly what i imagined a pearl to be like on homeworld
I'm talking about one where it's all Garnets formed from the Ruby Squad and those five Sapphires we talk about on and off.
Connie is for GETTING OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
I bet you're the kind of weirdo who has the hots for his sister and uses the term "MILF" a lot.
Pearl teaches Blue Pearl to be more assertive. Realizes she made a huge mistake.
WASTED
>And that's when Steven Universe decided he was tired of being good.
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>no no not insertive!
>blue only goes above a whisper when going for a kill
>blue pearl has shoes on
>yellow pearl doesn't have high thighs
THIS BETTER BE A MISTAKE
I don't have a sister, and I don't use that term at all.
Why do I find this pic... hot?
When Sapphire is talking to Blue Diamond, blue Pearl is very attentive
Meant for
hm i like this one more, keep it up
So how's everybody enjoying their Connie-less season so far? I think it's a great direction which will ensure high quality of each episode.
HOLO!
HOLO!
PEARL!
cuz she hikes up that dress thing with nothin on underneath and just slips you right in
who drew these? i've got my torch and pitchfork ready.
plenty of Connie incoming now that we're back from the fucking barn
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>mr. smiley will never get a focus episode
Not that I mind, but he seems the most fake out of all the Beach City residents and it just feels weird.
Maybe he's Lars' dad.
hoodie over nightwear?
check
possibly the only thing shes wearing?
Check, also pretty comfy
Season "3" has been really good recently and no Connie, I'm not saying there's a connection but...
joe did, he and jeff draw the best pearls
Greetings, you filthy animals!
Lapiss La-ASSuli can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
I'm not sure what a phone is, but that's what Steven said to say when you can't reach someone.
Anyway! Lazuli is currently ABSENT and unaccounted for! So I, the greatest and most lovable reporter to ever be conceived by the Clod Homeworld, shall be taking over this establishment and renaming it. I'm all that and a bag of Chaps!
Welcome to After Hours /sug/! Where the filthiest patch of unreciprocated gathering dirt known to gem and man alike congregate to shitpost about us superior lifeforms.
Let's get down to brass tacks.
>Anons continue to post their ranked lists of their top 20 gems, as if anyone cares about them! How sick!
>All aboard the Hype Train as Visual Novel user confirms the VN to be (probably) released during Steven Summer!
>Debates over the possibility of marriage to adult Steven continue to be circlejerked. What's marriage anyway? Is that a food?
>Is Blue Pearl secretly an interplanetary assassin slash bodyguard? General Consensus seems to be, yes! Blue Diamond Court gems are practically insane!
>One user desperately clings to the idea that my butt is thick. This is false, and he is a CLOD for spreading LlES. MY ASS is NOT, THAT, BIG.
>Hot Arguments arise over whether or not Lazuli's wings come from her gem or not. Nobody cares in the long run.
>The Xman remembers his training in Calgary, and presents the fruits of such labor by posting Adult Connie. SO many boners are popped, the earth temporarily suffers mild windshear and slows down for an hour.
That's all for now. Be sure to tune in next time! Out!
On one hand, I'm glad we aren't seeing Connie as much.
On the other hand, I fear that we might have a bunch of fucking Connie episodes incoming.
We may get to see Connie's mom though
needs more uncle grandpa
>you will never suck on a Pearl's nose to stimulate her sexually because a Pearl's nose is her sexual organ
>she will never climax by releasing a thick, hot, salty torrent of mucus down your throat
>you will never swallow it greedily to the last droplet
>the mucus will never harden in your stomach and become a brand new pearl gem
>the new pearl will never burrow through your body and emerge at a random location to become your gem and mutate you into a new Pearl with no memories of who you once were
>you will never become a Pearl and engage in nasal sex with other Pearls
>not talking about the user that is likely has commited suicide
This is why you got fired, Peridot.
Funny you say that, Deedee tweeted a pic earlier of Smiley's VA in the recording booth with her and Steven
How can the hologram exist without the conscious effort of the creator.
Pearl got poofed so putting effort into maintaining this construct wouldn't be on her mind, yet it still existed.
Does that mean that the holograms are independent and partially alive, like cats or something?
This is the blue mom gem
Thank you for doing this, News Network user.
damn it... RIP barefoot blue pearl and thigh-high lemonpearl... fuck this gay island earth
Peridot really does have a very thick ass, hips, and thighs. I presume it's so she'd look convincing in her limb enhancers.
Priyanka is the only good thing Connie's presence has ever given us.
I love how this is actually a legit new recap
Woah, spooky.
That's cool. I guess we won't be seeing it for another year though.
Indeed
Oh, that's good. After being in so many season 1 episodes and completely disappearing, I assumed his VA had given up on the show.
What about the people who want to fuck the arm thing?
The homeworld gems I can't see as being moms to steven, they'd be more like sisters or, in jasper's case, that really butch aunt who was a russian bodybuilder because your cool uncle was into that kind of stuff
The 'boop' Amethyst gave to Pearl in So Many Birthdays just got a lot more suggestive
tru
That patch of grey hair on the front of her head, I always see them as goggles or an eyemask for sleeping.
Does anyone else want to fuck the news reporter?
Her name is ARMSTRONG
>Her
Yeah seriously
>Team A = familia
>Team B = friends
W H A T
W E
R E A L L Y
A R E
5 women = 1 man? what is this islam?
Do NOT sexualize the moms
>tfw deedee wasnt even recording that day, just wanted to see the su familia
5 gems whose identities have been lost in a forced fusion = 1 new creature that can be whatever gender.
>Pearl
>overprotective
She left Steven to die when he fell off a platform after seeing him plummet and turning around and walking away
She turned Connie into a child soldier
The newest trailer of steven universe really hit the pipe.
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Someone needs to create the perfect shitposting -- overlap an episode AND an altered audio when all the gems are voiced by Loquendo.
This is a nice AU.
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Oh, I will fucking too, they're old enough to get it.
Moron
cool mom squad>overprotective mom squad
Allow me to suggest something as a replacement for Steven/Connie, if you would.
Gentlemen, for your consideration: Rose Quartz/Priyanka.
She knew Steven could make it
She trained Connie to protect the future of mankind and gems alike
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Bob and Earl are handsome young humans.
Are there even enough cool moms to form a squad?
Let me tell you the difference between Armstrong and Alexandrite. One is the result of several individuals coming together in a new relationship, the other is a dozen bits of entangled IKEA furniture beating the shit out of each other.
That's stupid, you're stupid.
Interdasting
Lapis in short shorts is a gift from god
I'm fairly sure Rose is the straightest of all gems
Yes they are.
I wonder if they could use a post-game massage
with twin happy endings of course