Add -er to a movie title and rewrite the story accordingly

Add -er to a movie title and rewrite the story accordingly

>Baywatcher

It's twice as litty.

fuck off with this askreddit shit

If your in need of a confidence boost then think this: Convince yourselves that the woman in OPs pic wants to have sex with you and convince yourself that you are able to do it.

Your welcome user

To the Boner

Keanu Reeves portrays a doctor who helps a woman who is start to grow a penis.

no

>Driver

an autist is stuck in a garage forever doing burnouts with a car

Winter's Boner

More pics get released, and now an explicit sex video.

who is this sticky web weaver?

Dumb and Dumbererer

Drooling retards throw their own feces at each other for 90 minutes. Becomes a #1 US box office smash raking in $1trillion on its opening weekend.

The Darker Knight
Stupid Azrael shows up being all edgelord and Batman shows why he's better. Total satire of the Dork Ages in comic books.

>American Pier
A 90 minute documentary on how the financial crisis has effected the American middle class aspiration to one day own a boat

*upboat*

>To The Boneer
>Driveer
>Winter's Boneer
>American Pieer

Fixed. Learn to FUCKING read the OP.

Point Blanker

The Thinger
A movie about Mike Tyson's singing career

>Borater
The tale of the world's greatest public speaker trying to deliver the biggest speech of his career, but there's a problem... he has a cold

OH MAN, YOU GOT ME user. GOOD CALL!

who is fat tits?

>Dallas Buyers Clubber
Uwe Boll's fantastic new movie about the lgbt community

Wonderer Woman

A two hour film about a woman contemplating life.

The Zookeeperer

-The story of the real life servants that take care of Kevin James.