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>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
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>QotT
Since when do you care about being liked?

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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME

BUDWEISER YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER
AND THEY CALL ME DRINKENSTEIN

I feel like shit. I hope I'm dying.

I shit on user

I've already reported this thread twice

give me kino or give me death

you should take the latter desu

>tfw all posts in the OP are yours

>t. amdi, grring

...

Hitler says the N word

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i hope you all die. you are all scum. retards.

?

this thread is fucking abysmal

Is film a good hobby or just for weird trannies?

I luv you *KISS*

youtube.com/watch?v=XMbvcp480Y4

good song

Joseph Smoothhands is the King of Kino.

king of retards tb.h

desu isn't banned anymore

Great Thread!

Thanks Neons!

what a terrible thread!

C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

I hate you all

I still love (you)

mmmm smelly fart hehe

give me death or give me kino

please get death

what are some films that accurately portray the pleasure of being cummed inside?

is neon the new Sup Forums cancer phrase of the year or something?

Why is everyone watching this now?

I'm pretty sure it was just added to filmstruck with a bunch of other Nicholas Ray films.

Ahhhhh

I think cinema has been a great disappointment. Those extraordinary apologists, most of them were either Belgian or French in around 1910, all imagined that cinema would be a glorious, magnificent dream machine equivalent to the enormous excitement of the human imagination, but I don't think it's worked out like that at all. I think cinema now is a rather tedious examination of bedtime stories for adults. It is very disappointing.

letterboxd.com/albion
angery because I can't find a pair of vapormax edition

Have you seen more Marker than Level 5?

not yet
any reccs?
It's basically my first essay kino, was pretty interesting

Start from the beginning. He is a very good director, if you can call him that. With his more historical works some background reading will help, like European labor movement for A Grin Without A Cat.

Not the real machill!

I thought you had seen La Jetee
Also fuck you slept.

alright will do
my friend told me to watch a grin without a cat funnily enough
Oh I have
forgot know that was by him, neat

I started it!
neural99 was first again.
>Tfw I can't remember when rating a film less than 4/5

go nuts kids

discord.gg/Vqnyu7

Keep your assclown hang out to yourself, thanks.

Why do people watch Criterionshit

Why does PUNQ like nigger babies

>week end
>5 stars
what compelled you to to such a thing

Don't say that word

I wonder how PUNQ's wife reacts when she's out with friends and accidentally gets a call from one of his nigger babies.

Why do people watch anything after 1939

They watch things 60 years ago. What's another 20 years

I know right. Rules of the Game already came out in 1939

I liked the egg metaphor

Sorry, PUNQ. Didn't mean to trigger you

Damn, what did Emma Stone mean by having this on her wrist??

Why do people watch Arrowshit?
Why do people watch Masters of Cinemashit?
Why do people watch Shout! Factoryshit?
Why do people watch Vinegar Syndromeshit?
Why do people watch Warner Home Videoshit?
Why do people watch Twilight Timeshit?
Why do people watch Cohen Media Groupshit?
Why do people watch Kino Lorbershit?
Why do people watch BFIshit?
Why do people watch Blue Undergroundshit?
Why do people watch Carlottashit?
Why do people watch Flicker Alleyshit?
Why do people watch Columbia Pictures Home Entertainmentshit?
Why do people watch Indicatorshit?
Why do people watch MPI Home Videoshit?
Why do people watch Retro Mediashit?
Why do people watch Signal One Entertainmentshit?
Why do people watch Cult Filmsshit?

All fucking garbage. Get better taste, babby

>3 minutes since last reply
BTFO

10 minutes

she be pagan n shieeet

are those traps?

t. homosexual

looks like traps.

You would know, homosexual

You would know what nigger babies look like, pedophile

so they are traps.

So you're a homosexual

yes

homosexual poster EXPOSED

homosexuals aren't real they're all practical jokesters.

>no ur gay dduuuurrrrrrrrrr
great discourse we have here

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Night of the scorpions had a few nice flourishes but was really slow, felt 2.5 hours long or something. Really ugly blu-ray too, hope the eurocrime double I bought from Dorado looks better
The vagrant was good fun (although arguably not as fun as the poster and tag line which own), I'm sad Bill Paxton is dead now

he's a dambed imposter.
I actually hope you all live. You are all good people. Smart.

Not the real machill!

Please don't gaslight me

Dessert loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sale a contradiction?
You come and go, you come and go

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green

glee tier shit

Film isn't an intelligent medium, you can't construct a decent argument with it since every edit is a lie and bias. There is already a medium suited for academic essays and that is the written word

ah yes
written word, that notoriously free-from-bias medium
really smart and good post, thanks for this one, much appreciated

Also DW Griffith already made the first essay films. No fucking obtrusive narrator like Chris "Hack" Marker. It's really nothing new, it's been done a million times already in the 1910's.

You would know something as basic as that if you knew anything about film history.

is dodsworth kino?

>digital media
Cancer. Also William Wyler's worst film. Get better taste, babby

youtube.com/watch?v=Hmltu6TnkGo

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This isn't the real Andre Bazinga, not even he can be this self-contradictory. It's someone role-playing as him and being contradictory to whatever is said no matter what. It's got to be.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hmltu6TnkGo

You do.

'Sup, amdjeet

>le 27amdi34 boogeyman

Big words from a little man. Sounds to me like your mouth is writing cheques your intellect can't cash. lol

*yawn
If this is where the ""patricians"" hang out on Sup Forums then I guess there are none except for me

Amaranth will always be more patrician than you

I shit on amdi

and lavdiazepam will reign over all

amdi shits on the streets

Amaranth will always have a unibrow

Bruce is still but hurt over amdi calling him out last night

bruce melvin fucking destroyed amdi yesterday

>dropout_gorro this insecure