The most hypocrite country in the world

The most hypocrite country in the world.
United States of America, where you can;

>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
>Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim
>Where cops shoot people for being black
>Where you can smoke weed in public places but not a cigarret
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down

Is this FREEDOM?

>only have sex at 18
It's 16 for most of the US
>not a bottle of alchohol
Yes you can
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
Actually a multi-billionaire business mogul who did the show for fun. You should be cast back into your favela for insulting the Donald.
>Where cops shoot people for being black
Yeah, sure... Just because they're black...
>Where you can smoke weed in public places but not a cigarret
Literally the opposite
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
Both are legal
>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
Yeah, that way I don't have to wait a year for either.
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
At this point I don't even think you believe the shit you're saying
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
On what planet?

holy shit a talking monkey

>On what planet?
Drywall nigga. It's barely stronger than a cardboard

don't you have a dead body to pull from the water pedro

>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for President
textbook freedom desu

>complaining about weird laws
These vary locally. If a state wants to allow or forbid hookers, public drinking, etc. it is their call.

I think the chinese drywall situation is fixed, and regions prone to storms usually have strict building codes. At least in Florida, houses are practically bombproof.

>Presidente

disregarded

What? Maybe some of the drywall that is used on the inside of the structure, cost effective and looks good.
Do you know what high density drywall is? You'd break your hand if you tried to punch through it. This is what is normally used on the outside of the building and around major support areas.

why are foreign people so obsessed with insulting Americans?

Because Americans think they are better than everyone else

Literally most of what you said can be changed by the PEOPLE voting for the change.Not to mention that most of what you said is a LOCAL or STATE decision and not a FEDERAL decision. Can you vote for laws in Favela?

where you can report posts and sage comments

Says the King of the Garbage pile! Brazilians obsess over pretending they don't live in a third world country while desperately trying to imitate us.

Most states, its 16 to have sex, and 16 to drive, unless you're on a farm, then its younger. And most 16 year olds pay out the nose in insurance.

Drinking laws are tied to federal highway funding. If states choose not to receive federal highway funds, then they can change their laws.

In most states, but it depends on local restrictions. And some police don't give a shit if you drink in public as long as you keep it hidden and you don't make a complete ass of yourself.

Poor countries where the men fuck prepubescent boys and goats. Most people actually like cops.

Get a prenup.

Unlike your country, where a former communist rebel with hair from the 80's gets embroiled in a corruption scandal involving the state-owned oil company

again, your president refuses to step down after being investigated for corruption.

At least our dicks don't look weird.

Most of the people shot had weapons/were threatening the officers. They happen to be mostly black.

Maybe in some places. But it's mostly the opposite.

McDonald's is losing revenue.

Shitty part of the social welfare system.

Fireworks are legal in most states. And you'd get arrested for using a flamethrower in a public place.

Medical debt sucks. Waiting 6 months to get your wisdom teeth taken out sucks even more.

Nevada. And we can change that on a local level.

Maybe in really poor areas, but most restaurants serve some sort of salad

At least 20% of your population are trannies.

Have you been to any major city in the US? A good amount of houses are made with bricks and concrete, and they actually look nice, unlike houses in your shithole.

Have fun with your disease outbreak.

Why does he dress like a Columbine student?

Congrats on stealing fire from the Gods.

We are though.

This election will decide whether we still are.

>implying I'm even gonna bother taking the time to reply to the points of a butthurt, Zika-infested, third world, 7-1 huemonkey
Stay jealous of our superiority. If we weren't the best, we wouldn't be running this shit.

He made Tusk.
Most of the time, he just wears hockey jerseys.

yeah well 80% of your country views a cardboard box as a palace.

does kek will it?