Rates movies on political lines

>rates movies on political lines
>rates until everyone else reviews a movie so he can be contrarian with his review
>viciously attacks other critics in his reviews
Why does anyone even pay attention to this man again?

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Because he's right.

Sounds familiar...

You literally just described Sup Forums

Even if he is just some troll, he's one of the more verbose an interesting critics out there

you have to go back

Stop trying to put a brother down.

so hissy faggots like yourself can have something to whinge about.

He caters to us. Duh

lmao good one my dude ;)

did he give deadpool a bad review? :/

Because he dares to go against the grain and voice an opinion that diverges from that of paid Disney shills.

>hating on Armond White
Is Whimplash also your favorite film? pleb

His new reviews lately have been lazy but he still can raised a interesting point here and there.

>rates movies according to their aesthetic invention, filmmaking competency, performances and ideology
>reviews anywhere from 1-4 movies every week regardless of if they're popular or small films released in fuckistan
>attacks shill manchildren critic millenials who'll """"review"""" up to ten movies a week and then pass seven of them, particularly adhering to a herd seal of approval, while at the same time shilling only popular independent productions while shitting on anything that challenges their limited expectations
>has several decades of film exposure, mainstream, foreign and independent
>has actually studied film, music and art as a medium throughout his highschool and college education
>offends liberals by being untouchable because of his race and sexuality but at the same time manifesting the definition of what they hate through his political views
>the only criticism you can make of him is "CONTRARIAN!" when he agrees with the populace over 60% of the time

did he give batman vs superman a good review? :/

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yeah, saw that coming

this guy gave a thumbs up to fucking resident evil afterlife

he's funny but that's it, fuck off if you unironically like him as a critic

fucking afterlife man

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cant wait for his wonder woman review

>gives bay watch and alien a bad review
>gives boss baby and Arthur a positive review
Is he just memeing at this point?

Because he's a meme. And also a faggot.

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i love bait threads

This, and I'll add I don't even care if he believes what he's writing. Just the fact that he gives a contrasting opinion to the hordes of same minded reviewers is refreshing in itself.

I find it fucking bizarre that whoever links his reviews to RT will cherrypick a positive line out of it sometimes, even if the full review is him shitting on it. He disliked Boss Baby a lot.

>Alec Baldwin takes the charm out of the animated film The Boss Baby. Doing the voice of the title character, a newborn infant whose insistent demands challenge the family life of his young parents, Baldwin plays to type: court jester for the angry Hillary mob. He no longer has the mellow calm that established a tone of resigned poignancy for Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums (2001). Now, Baldwin’s overbearing insistence on politics creates a problem that, very likely, will keep some viewers away from The Boss Baby, a surprisingly imaginative animated movie.

>nationalreview.com/article/446310/Boss-Baby-Alec-Baldwin-Strident-Politics-Mar-Movie
Oh shit you were right

Armond White is less of a critic than Doug Walker and his ilk.

>literally /ourguy/

You mean the band of literal cuckold numales who keep running out of money?

this

You've gone too far m8

>all these mad cunts who can't handle the truth

BASED ALMOND, BEST NIGGERFAGGOT IN TOWN

DID HE SHIT ALL OVER WONDER WOMYN YET

LITERALLY 90% OF REVIEWERS ARE CIRCLEJERKING OVER THE POLITICS OF YASS QUEEN WOMYN EMPOWERMENT FINALLY THIS IS WHAT WE NEED IN DRUMPFS AMERICA #IMWITHHER
WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE SUBSTANCE OF HOW ITS A TOTAL GARBAGE CAPESHIT FLICK WITH A LEAD WHO OBJECTIVELY CANT ACT FOR SHIT

He's been banned from rt before, then rt begged to take him back. Only critic in the site's history to do so. Man is a fucking living legend in the biz.

Critics choose the byline and Fresh/Rotten when they submit their review to RT.

This is Armond at his most based.