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>name
>colour
>location

> C.S.A
> Grey
> Texas

kingdom of the Netherlands
Orange
the Netherlands

>jimmys land
>dark blue
>georgia(usa)

Free Right Republics
Bright Green
Southern Western Canada

Britannia
Purple
Britain

Vela Kingdom
Light Blue
Southernmost point of Argentina/Chile

British empire
you know where
red

IT BEGINS

Don't do this Jimmy

Think again, mate

Zizek Monarchy
Patagonia
any color

fuck that lel
make me british australia
australia red

>Kiwibix
>New Zealand
>Green

yellow
Hellenic Empire
Greece

ill suck your little cock this time because i want to see the british empire this game realized

Ping Pong Dynasty
Teal
China

dammit, I'll start in Russian Far East

>Saudi Arabia
>Orange
>The Taliban

People's Republic of California
Any Color
California

i just want georgia i wont go any farther south

Orange?

Um Grey

That's reasonable and all, but I need that bonus, unless I can get a NAP with the P.R.C.

Grey?

NAP?

If I get in this game, I'll just let you guys take the Eastern U.S. I have my sights on the Pacific.

Fucking yellow

Fuck of Europe

He's my friend

Shit, looks like we got a united states after all.

I won't go South of the US border if I can hold Canada relatively peacefully

Shouldn't be a problem so long as you keep your dude weed and bagged milk at a distances leaf friend

let me take the north east

Dude weed will be confined to some shitty island and I'll export bagged milk to Eurofags

taken by Hellenic empire

drop them in Africa we wont take them

Make sure that you do, yuropoor comrade. I will not have capitalist pigs in my paradise as long you stay on your side.

This nigga can't read.

ok
guess what you have a gift

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Suck dick monkey

But where has the mupdate gone?

I gave you fucks as many tiles as I wanted so don't complain, sorry to the people who only just missed out

Probably trying to keep up with our shit and not being able to find a fucking colour

Fill Britannia and Ireland

Fill Germany

fill the north eastern usa

fill straya, dont let green take any of it

Wanna be allies ?

Fill Western Canada up to the three left-most territories in Alaska

Fill Oregon/Washington, spill to Mexican territories.

Finish up New Zealand, then set sale for the gazillion tiny islands to the North/East.

China will grow larger, keep taking China

Yes, but I want Frnace and Iberia

fill russia

sniff. pali!

want to e allies or something

Fill Chile, then spill into Argentina.

FILL THE SOUTH

shit forgot name

Sure, big bro.

Deal

NAP? We're border bros

Spill east ward

sure
NAP?

Yes, Ok

do you want Mongolia?

Hellenic empire didn't roll in time

Finish filling Britannia, then spill into France

Fill Germany

Fuck it take the rest of the south

NooO
Soon we will be a right and proper threat to America's economy

Take china

what happened to my pali? I should have filled far east russia with that? I assume my bonus is +4
continue filling russia
>848

Get the rest of those little islands then take Papa New Guinea. Any remaining spill should go into the western isles.

defend the attacks from grey

keep filling australia

Finish Alaskan territories, expand laterally east into eastern Canada (Alaska + Manitoba and the one territory north of manitoba to connect the north territory)

Damn dubs of defense

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Nice. Now that the western states have secure their power and strength in the arm of the people, our utopia must spread towards the ocean. Take Hawaii and head for any pacific islands in the area. Our honored Dindu vanguards shall lead the way.

I would suggest heading to Japan. Any incursion on my islands will be treated as an act of war.

am I right in saying that those dubs crushed the csa?

rolled to defend, so no.

yes

fuck off its our sea

i defended with a higher value
30-16=14
so i should take 14 tiles from you

Noted. I'll head for the Japan then. Maybe they'll appreciate socialism more.

where do the dubs go then?

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We can NAP if you like to make the agreement more formal.

Expand into unclaimed territory surrounding CSA.

I asked for dubs of defense, got a pail = 26 t's

rule 4

my palis beat his dubs op

no they didnt fuck off

dubs = 69 tho

I rerolled here

>929

Damn you niggas are autistic as hell

This is the worst risk game I've played in years

You got it.

defend from his defence

> 69

Op... They are worth 25..

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