What's on his mind?

What's on his mind?

wOwe balloom i want to go back home to whitehouse

>former president of the united states
>cant even afford new shoes

That hepatitis medication must be expensive as fuck

>heh heh, balloons are as fun as big macs are tasty

>alfalfa for the rabbits
>from the field
>tend them

>He doesn't wear dress clothes

Shoe bottoms of those type of shoes look like that almost instantly after starting to wear them.

They're worn but not worn out.

>"have things changed since the 90's or is a 20 year old millennial intern still willing to suck a 70 year old mans dick to get on tv"

"I hope I don't pass out from the meds again, I don't think I can take another one of Hillary's beatings!"

Just occurred to me

>Balloons brought to you by Bernie campaign contributions

Someone post that greentext from last night where it was the balloon's perspective.

Not much apparently.

>i'm so fucked up right now

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Here is the only accurate answer, which has not been posted yet in this thread.

> "I cannot wait to rape and sacrifice a small girl to moloch immediately following this convention"
> "We will need more blood sacrifice and dark prayer to continue to conceal the actions of the Clinton foundation and suppress Hilary's failing health"
> "Even now I feel the darkness consuming my life force"

At least Bill has a human reaction unlike his wife

Special designer cocaine made in a black-ops government lab.

>That girl in the green dress on the left
her tits make me sad to be alive. what the fuck.

fuck

that really brings a smile to my face tbqh
but is screaming JUST

Bill seems like such a great guy. Would get high with

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

BUT GEORGEEEE

Jesus Christ will you jerks stop making fun of Bill? He's one of the best presidents ever and he comes 2nd best to his wife, future Madam President Clinton. If he does have a medical issue we'll find out but until further notice have a little decency you cold assholes.

Late stage GRIDS dementia. His mind is empty. Hillary will have him killed in October to garner sympathy votes.

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>not wanting broken-in shoes

kek

With Clinton money I would have hand made Italian loafers for every day of the week. Again the meds must be getting to him or he's phoning it in

wonder if bill still does his husbandly duties or if Hilldawg gets her own bull to ride

"I hope they never get a hold of Chelsea's dress "

He's like a drugged up robot.

Hillary's

Playing with the globe as if it were a toy

A tumor

>Wew, ballooms be fun. When's muh next morphine shot?

>implying he can still get it up
>implying Hillary isn't completely bush
>implying it's still good
>implying Hillary doesn't peg

syphilis

>this is how you goose step Donald

>tfw Bill is probably being horrifically tortured every night by Hillary
>tfw at all of these events they probably heavily sedate him by force so that he won't break free and try to get help from his captors
>tfw we're just laughing at this mans suffering while they continue to break him

>listening to wife speak
>going in and out of consciousness
>suddenly finds himself on stage
>blanks out again
>it's his Chelsea, she's such a lovely girl, but why is she on the stage?
>he picks her up and holds her up in front of the crowd
>Look at this! This is my daughter! She's going to be a great politician someday!
>suddenly comes back to reality
>Chelsea has been replaced by a big red balloon
>An older Chelsea sits in the audience
>reality hits
>Memories of rapes and corruption suddenly flash through Bill's mind
>Oh no, no, this can't be real life
>This isn't happening, no, no, no!
>Suddenly she's in his arms again
>This is my daughter, she's going to be a great politician someday. I'm not going to let her turn out like me

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he looks like a small child who has never seen so many ballons in his life before

It's almost as if he had a soul