>be white
>go outside
>become a walking tomato
Be white
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Such is the one downside of being a whitey.
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You can't get sunburn when the sun doesn't shine
youtu.be
where did that meme come from? I’m as pale as a sheet of paper and I never get sunburned
pit whore
that's because you don't have a real sun.
Russia doesn't get cooked alive by the sun
Blame the British for colonizing sunny places like America and Australia. White people are designed to live in Europe and other cold places.
>be black
>go outside
>get shot
> Be Black
> Go to Northern Europe
> Freeze to death at 0 Celsius while your bones deform from a lack of vitamin D
I'd rather be sun burnt desu senpai
Oooh, I’m sorry white sympathizers, did I strike a nerve?
>be American
>go outside
>get shot
No, I'm just trying to educate you on how organism adapt to their environment through random mutation and natural selection, my good man.
>be asian
>gets in car
>eyes too small
>can't see shit
>died in car craash
yes thats me, I once had sunburn blisters in greece
The fuck is going on with her LEG?
>yes thats me, I once had sunburn blisters in greece
yakub's punishment for wh*thes
He's not joking about the bone deformity thing
Black people really do have problem living here because of the lack of sun/Vitamin D
Med master race
Why would you live in place like that?
>be american
>stay inside
>get order to get out and crawl
>get shot
The MED man was shaped by GOD to perfectly adapt to the environment of his Choice
Go ahead... laugh... but that's going to become skin cancer in a few years
That's easy in Russia, try going to the beach here and let me know what shade you turn up with.
Though admittedly, I'm as pale as OP's pic but I never got burnt THAT badly.
>be white
>invent the internet
>ape from a shithole new york ghetto uses it to make fun of you on a stolen laptop