I just found out am ethnically Jewish today.
I just found out am ethnically Jewish today
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what's the story?
same
is this one of those things where you found out your great granddad's aunt's sister once touched a Jew, and you think that it somehow makes you 100% Jewish?
You were always dead to me so idc
Sad use of trips jewbro.
What fraction? Full? Half? Six million?
Who else /redpilledintooblivion/ here?
OP, consider that the one drop rule is a retarded concept that liberals and (((globalists))) have taken back and use it as a propaganda tool. Ethnic jew or not, if you sent part of the zion is machine you're part of the chattle herd and will be penned in with the rest of us.
Join the club.
I was looking up my last name and found out it was a Jewish surname. I asked my mom and found out that she, and my grandparents, are indeed Jewish.
half
Checked.
Half gives you right to identify as white and be anti-Semitic IMO. If anyone calls you out about being anti-jewish, feel free to throw ethnicity at them.
LOL.
Thanks user
You have to go.
don't post here anymore, get over to jewchan and get in on scheming ways to take these goyim apart
I disagree whole-heartedly.
That's chill, just gas half of yourself and you're A-okay in my book.
go collect your free land in palestine.
You literally just won a free trip to Israel, that is if you are young
Walmart has decent price on some bleach right now
...
How did you not know your whole life?
I didn't find out my grandfather was native until I was 21. Like full blown, alcoholic red skin native. I mean I never met the guy but my parents refused to tell me even his surname. I have a hooked nose and look extremely white(aside from the nose) and legitimately assumed I was at least part jew.
will Israel pay for the plane ticket?
I dunno if I am actually jewish but having asked that question is probably enough to pass for one.
So do you not pay taxes now?
What if I'm an old German Jew who hates collective tribal Jews?
I wish I got that. Instead I just a free trip to the welfare office.
And I didn't even qualify for gibs because my grandfather sold off his rights lol
I've gone to church every Sunday my whole life and I've never been inside a synagogue
No my grandfather sold off his rights. The government has a program for getting them back but the process is absolutely fucking absurd since he's a convicted criminal.
post nose profile op. I want to see how delusional you've been until now.
How do they prove if you are really a Jew?
go on a birthright trip to israel. free vacation and you might actually feel some connection to your people and land.
Mazal Tov
German jews are tribal as fuck they just pretend not to be to repel outwardly tibal ostjuden
Are you rich? Is your last name Goldman Sachs?
*tribal
Are you aware that God does not exist?
Dubs of the truth
German Jews used to hate Eastern Europe Jews cause they used to have more money (and supposedly also class) than them
This happened to me too after 20 something years. I immediately tried to self realize my stereotype and got into playing the stock market. I'm doing really well and if things aren't going how I want them to, I excessively rub my hands together while murmuring "my six million" and "fucking goys". It's been a surprisingly effective technique.
I love my South African Jew brother, fighting the good fight in every thread. Was going to say that this guy hit the hereditary jackpot.
nah it's ironically because the german jews (yekkes) had stopped 'being jewish' to a very large degree when compared with the easterners. they didn't speak yiddish, were very assimilated, stopped being religious and/or started going to synagogue on sundays etc. in the early days of israel yekkes were made fun of for being too german funnily enough.
pls no bully
So that's your background, Jude?
Are you OP?
he is not
>what are ids???
just a somewhat knowledgeable ashkenazi (mostly baltic) jew.
The poster boy aryan soldier for National Socialist Germany was half jew, you're fine.
You qualify as a mischling
Your mother is a volljude
Mischlinge served with distinction in the Wehrmacht
Volljuden got deported to funcamps
Also since your mother is Jewish the Jews would count you as one
*tips frdora*
>t. larping naziboo
Why are you on Sup Forums on Shabbos?
sucks, but there is a bright side.
No one can claim that you're being anti semetic for criticizing jews if technically you are one.
Yep we do, he is by definition Jewish.
i am dictating to my qt shabbos goyess.
Someone's gotta tell him what he is
This is pol not shul
Post nudes
>no american or e.u.
Tfw ineligible for rf passport cause dad left in soviet times
>Shiksa
thats not very kosher, chaim
Actually I have American permanent residence and will be moving after I finish Uni in 2 years. My plan is to live in America for the rest of my life, hopefully in 7-8 years I'll have my 4th citizenship.
I took 23andme a while ago it said I was Jewish.
Was pretty shocking to me. (Especially because this was long after Sup Forums convinced Jews are bad.)
I mentioned to a hardcore Jew one time that 23andme said I was Jewish, he grimaced, then responded
>Haha, I feel like that's something that real Jews take and it says that they're not Jewish
In other words, "Bullshit. You're not Jewish."
Oy vey
Say your grandma got funocided and collect a german one too
Gotta catch em all ya globalist kikebox
Where do your ancestors come from?
doesn't really matter if you got jew blood, so did some of the early christians
if you're christian then you're christian
I may have been born in Israel to Russian parents and lived in Canada for most of my life...but at heart I truly am an American.
I promise you that. Also got a MAGA hat.
Good line Schlomo
I almost believe it
Fucking Jew!
Why do you ask?
Cause if it's a place with a lot of Jews or you could trace the history to a time a lot of jews were pretending to be goyim
Did you ask your parents about it?
It doesn't matter if you do, one thing is certain. I'm leaving this stupid shithole for the best country on Earth. Most likely Florida.
Have you ever been inside an oven?
Are you a grill? Tfw no qt russian jew passport gf
I feel like alot of us are in the same boat... horrifyimg in everyway
Praise Kek?!
The polite term is kike
I'm a quarter Lithuanian (by immigration records), and apparently it's that part of me that's very Jewish.
Apparently, one of my ancestors was abandoned on the doorstep of a church in Lithuania. In all likelihood, that person was pretty much full Jew.
k just don't subvert western civilization into degenerate cuckoldry and you're fine. i consider jews white if they consider themselves white
Are you stingy around money? Ever feel like rubbing your hands together? I have bad news for you Schlomo
Lithuania used to have a massive Jewish population before the holohoax, it bears out
Especially during the holohoax when many jews gave their kids to priests etc
I thought it was something you knew internally, you must have known. It's like being surprised to find out you are black or something.
Lying Jew.
Stop posting.
It's sabbath.
Oy vey
You don't have to be so harsh, but yeah.. Being a Jew is about knowing you are a Jew and doing your best to act like one.
For years now I've hoped for another Hitler.
Now I realize I'd probably have to go if that did happen.
Oh well. My White pride is stronger.
You wouldnt assuming youre not Jewish from *all* sides (or three grandparents iirc)
In the future reich I wouldnt recommend advertising your ancestry though
Being a Jew is about having a large nose and a taste for money
There's no such thing as an ethnic Jew unless you're an actual Semitic person from Israel
1/8 Jew here. By the Nuremberg Laws, I'd be considered Aryan since none of my grandparents were full Jews. Hitler's chauffeur, close friend and early leader of the SA, Emil Maurice was as Jewish as I am. You're Erhard Milch-tier Jew, so if you served with distinction for the Vaterland, you'd probably be fine.
Then you should vote for a true jew like Jill Stein!
this '1/64 Jewish is Jewish as long as your mother is Jewish' thing is retarded. think of your father
Catholicism = Judaism lite anyways so you're good.
You know what that means op. You have to begin plotting to destroy western civilisation.
Nope, but I share your dilemma.
>tfw 75% jewish
Tfw arab goy gf
Do you share that one?
Definitely not, fuck mudslime garbage.
don't see anything wrong with it what do you mean
She said yes and Katya Vaynshteyn didnt
Shes fully secular so no islam
But was a virgin