/brit/

Edition: The night before Christmas with Wayne Lambright and the lads.

sophie

Leftypol seething on an open flame~

good post

posting this on r/Sup Forums lads

current bev: 6 months out of date v8 in a red solo cup (the can had some crust on it)

goal vehicle is a supercharged nigger in racing green

doin sum mad tinnkins

I don't get it

need a plump gf

getting the bevvies in with Dave

>shitugal

What's your excuse?

post the youtube video

i'm so fucking bored of 2017 can this year end already my god

you couldnt handle it tim/phimo/luca/ed

possibly the most pengest vehicle ever to be designed

Actually cannot believe i'm not going out tonight or have any plans at all next few weeks. Fucking state of me.

anime

Bash the fash

reiterating once again my adoration of Czech lagers

Deano machino

told dave to get me a carling dark fruits lmao, wish I could see the bartenders face

The dream machine

If I ever met one of these rorke runts spouting his racist filth irl I would fucking turn his face into red mush to be h

Had a dream I was on the bus with Summer haha

sminem is a chad and im not

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is it too late to go christmas shopping haha

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Turns out I did have a couple peppermint candy canes after all

cor

dave here

getting the bevvies in

>Miss me yet?

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cor

what did everyone make their mother for christmas
you didn't actually buy something from a store for her, did you?

actually tried carling cider in a pub in wexford a few months back (couldn't believe they actually had it on tap so simply had to try it)

utter piss haha

I had a dream she was dressed in latex and she was dominating

povvo

how long have you been waiting to use that one gazza?

YOU
YES, YOU LADDY

what should I order from the Chinese lads?

Would she pass as a local in your country?

made duck pate and a chilli pickle thing

kung po

a gf

We Lump posting now?

Deano as fuck

Spoiler it next time

psuedo leafs

>no plans for new years
what the FUCK

redpill me on lump

need a landwhale gf lads

a family you sad cunt

jew

>anything that isn't a Mk3 Mondeo LX is a deanomobile

He's the best

I'm eating it with my family

does summer have a new curious cat?

NEED a conservative christian gf

you eat chinese for christamas eve?

hello Jacob

Th' Christmas dindin plans lads:

>Coffee with brown sugar and a cheeky splash of 80% rum and set alight
>Lobster thermidors I picked up from toil
>Tiramisu ice cream topped w/ sugar + a cheeky splash of 80% rum and set alight

Thoughts???

sod off summer we know this is you

Yeah and a new twitter thats private

Hello Pedro

no mate it's winter lol

sad case twat

That's an ar*b

i'm 98% sure u're gay

chinks are renowned for eating questionable things, but I doubt even they'd take it that far

do girls in your country do this?

bit of a gay thing to say lad

Looks Portuguese/Spanish/Italian/Greek. Not white, lad.

british women cant be in the sun for more than a few minutes

what is the cc called?

Didnt ask what season it is did i TWAT

I need more Lumps lads

mirin traps

Wasn't she that girl who had a huge crush on xexizy?

think i'm going to walk around the streets with my headphones on drinking a small bottle of vodka since everyone will be staying inside tonight
hope the shops open

Christmas is shit

>crawling through summer's private twitter
>seeing that she's dating this posh cunt
How does this ugly piece of russian shit get a gf and not I.

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alri grinch

Hope to see none of you CUNTS here tomorrow.

post happy pepes/apus

my eternal lack of gf becomes much more obvious this time of year. might just kill myself

odious paki vermin

so which is going to kill humanity first ...

Homicidal AI
Climate Change
Drug-resistant super bugs?

ah yes kaffirs

scrogge mcduk

Trump

Christmas is /brit/

$10 says autismo will be here asking about cuckio

hello rasheed!

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your as flaming as that rum mate!"!!

Why doesn't the RAF do something similar to this?

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to be honest