Jim Carrey might go to prison

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And yet Patton Oswalt roams free.

PATTON OSWALT KILLED HIS WIFE.

>He added that a trial would be 'very painful' for his Hollywood client

Not such a big guy after all.

>drove his gf to death using only his cock and emojis
>literally carrying her corpse straight into the ground

can someone stop him?

WHOS HAND IS ON THEIR SHOULDER?

Patton Oswalt trying to do Jim in.

kek

without jokes please

im trying to do the same but its very uncomfortable and im not that flexible

>Have you thought about my cock today?
>shh, not now Jim, she's dead.

somepost post the text conversation

what a fucking long article

good, it will only help him for his role as kassidy kletus.

>he has two personalities
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>and twisted fucking psychopath

Can't believe they printed that

It's a civil lawsuit. It's about money damages, not prison

Sam Winchester didn't age so good

it's the pallbearer parallel to him. They probably have to grab each other's shoulders so somebody doesn't slip and cause them to drop the body.

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why even have a thread about a topic if you aren't even gonna discuss it just fucking make a meme thread and move on jesus

It's the kid in the grey shirt, right?

JUST

stupid woman deserves to be fucking dead, fucking jim carrey is like fucking a nigger, its just a terrible idea

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he did nothing wrong

No its not the kid in the grey shirts because his left arm is visibly hanging down in front of him.

I have a vague memory that this was taken to reddit or somewhere and they did the research tracking down the kids in the picture and solving the mystery. And apparently there was a kid who wasn't visible crouched down behind the other kids, and the phantom arm is his. I don't have a source or anything tho.

what in high fuck? the shirtless kid looks EXACTLY like a young me

O I AM LAFFIN

That's the white shirt kids arm, though.

Why are all Jew dominated subcultures or in groups so fucking gross and superficial? I'd probably snap and kill all those around me in Hollywood

>Carrey is alleged to have transmitted herpes type 1, herpes type 2 (genital herpes) and gonorrhea in 2013

Jesus christ, ace

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This would be so wonderful.

Never forget this monstrosity.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY

Why did Jim turn from a funny energetic comedian to a weird eccentric liberal artfag?

THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

This will make him an excellent attack vector against the cult he's in.

Eckhart Tolle is a plagiartist, probably a satanist of some sort, and was relentlessly pushed and promoted by Oprah (his books, his expensive "retreats," et al.).

Watch some of Jim Carrey's speeches at these events if you want to cringe to death, possibly adding to Jim's charges.

Let his sexual urges warp his mind and worldview.

He misspelled "they're".

Had to be likable to get that fame & fortune, then he, eh hem, dropped the mask.

Someone give me a quick rundown on this Grinch?

>Jim Carrey set to face trial over the fatal overdose of his ex-girlfriend after wrongful death lawsuit alleged he supplied the drugs that killed her

PFF EVERYONE SUPPLIES DRUGS

MARYKATE OLSEN KILLED HEAT LEGEND WITH HER DRUG SUPPLY

>literally linking the UK's version of breitbart as a source of news

>eh hem

You gonna be ok, sweetie?

apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'heat is die'

'no'

and you?????????????

sounds like a typical dude

Yeah right, Sam Raimi got to hose down like 20 blacks with an AR-15 on a ride-along with Chicago PD, hollywood elite don't go to jail.

What a waste of trips. You alright, sweetie?

What about the thumbs up next to the kid in the black shirt?

He isn't wrong, wikipedia doesn't even accept Daily Mail articles at citations anymore.

That is saying something.

context for this?

fpbp

>used 'fixers' to silence her
What did they mean by this?

Here you go, Hillary:

cnn.com/2016/09/20/health/jim-carrey-lawsuit/

>samefagging

Read the thread, sweetiepie

wow nice english there pal go back to russia you fucking shill

Nice try, sweetie

He's going to kill himself, isn't he?

AHA SO IT WAS THE RUSSIANS

I KNEW IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NIGGER I AIN'T CLICKING ON THAT TABLOID SHIT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
TAKE YOUR TABLOID TRASH AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!

:(

>back spaces (You) on one of your posts and not the other

wow clever sweetie

Those are coffin-hands, user. All coffins have them. You've never been to funeral before, have you?

What a fucking coward, mocking a man who's been dead for nearly a decade.

messi too

So I backspaced another user's post? I AM A WIZERD!

>pallbearer
Wait, you mean this guy was there?
youtube.com/watch?v=3NZUlcLHT80

user isn't talking about the hand on the left.
That's clearly the grey shirt kid's hand.
user is talking about the hand on the right behind the black shirt kid's.

What the fuck are you doing off of /x/?

I knew already that he was a hypocritical nutjob, but if the fact that he gave her STDs without telling her that he had them becomes irrefutable, he needs to be locked up for the rest of his life.

I actually think it's good this story broke. Celebrities nowadays have given them selves this status where it's ok to be awful to people around them and conduct illegal activity, yet put themselves on a pedestal like their shit doesn't stink. This is a good reminder that being in some movies doesn't make you special.

Nigga I haven't been there in years.
Or have I?
No I haven't it turned to shit with all the retarded roleplaying.

>gonorrhea
For what purpose? You can cure that. Like adding insult to injury.

someone's been you all over the place then.

The jig is up. This whole thing is just a promo for Summerslam where Undertaker is going to throw Jim off of a 30 ft steel cage.

Judging by the archive it looks like I WUZ KANGZ

I don't understand that video at all. There's no actual joke to it. I'm not even right winged, but it's just an obnoxious "fuck you if you disagree with me" video. When you need to shove in a line about how it's political satire, it's obvious that you're just using an excuse to be a dickhead.

The only funny thing about that video is how the guy who willingly gave a woman STDs calls someone else a murderer.

More like Jim Carry

>woman kills herself
>"this is man's fault!"

I'm so sorry

someone explain this childish meme to me

what youtube edge lord started all this?

a true gentleman

>wikipedia doesn't even accept Daily Mail articles at citations anymore.
>That is saying something
it is saying that the autists who manage politically relevant articles are overwhelmingly left wing

Maybe Batman

>what youtube edge lord started all this?
Patton Oswalt's wife started it. Patton finished it.

Don't worry. Everyone is judged equally in the end. :D

>opens casket

"Do NOT go in there! Whew!"

Actually, he sat around jerking off to Hillary while his junkie wife killed herself.

>tfw she's my mums second-cousin
Weird

Did she think about his cock today?

And matthew "fuck the limeys" broderick

I've know a few kids who look just like that kid.

Do they serve crab legs?

>0:44
Pure WWE Kino

will light a candle for his dick if the bastards send him down the river for this

his wife "overdosed" on a drug that's really hard to overdose on

>daily fail
ok

How does this make her kill herself?

>might go to prison
it's a civil suit, imbecile

Thinking about Jim Carrey's noodle apparently wasn't a pleasant thing for her.

When the fuck is True Crimes releasing?