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我只是个neet因为我刚刚从中学毕业。
下个月将会被军队征召。

Chad edition

pls respond kiwi

Natsuki is NOT a chad and needs to fix her silly hairstyle

renai rabu

Why can't the protag just kissu both Sayori and Natsuki and leave the psycho to cut herself and the sadist to wallow in her own self-pity

I did, check the old thread

Yay I passed the exam

See Noice, gratz

yea just dont let get a habit okay?
congratulations

have cut myself on the wrist two times

once was after my first experience with netorare hentai when i was 14

once was when i was unreasonably angry last year

Where is everyone
Let's talk about something!!

Now I can shitpost with a more calm mind

Now that I approach civilization (I'm returning home) I have better internet

Nice

STOP
POSTING
THAT
BITCH

Do you have a boyfriend?

...

Why are you so mad at him now when he was your waifu two days ago?

>Why can't the protag just kissu both Monika and Natsuki and leave the psycho to cut herself and the sadist to wallow in her own self-pity
FTFY
I won't, watching the blood run down my arm was entertaining but it's not worth it

>implying this is not roleplaying
>implying I will not use a lame excuse to make peace with him
>implying this is not only to improve our relationship even more
Inverse Psychology

And thank you now I will take your picture as a trophy

next time pick your nose until it bleeds and stand naked under the shower desu
that funny. you will feel like a psycho

天安門大虐殺犠牲者一億人
習近平豚

How's life on Mars?

But Sayori isn't a sadist. Meanie.
whadhefug
国民党万岁
中国应有的政党。

Astolfo is so hot

你们对Chad有什么印象?

アストルフォ君は男の子です。

stop speak in hyroglyphs

Thought?
IMHO a great lost opportunity

If I want to hear chinese I only need to visit Prato (or Plato as the natives called the place)

DAS IST FEIN, JETZT ICH SPRACHE IM DEUTSCH.

FINNLAND IST SCHWEDISCH. DOCH DIE DEUTSCHE STÄDTEN, INGERMANLAND, ESTLAND UND LETTLAND SIND NICHT.

That's Japanese, I was saying Astolfo is male.

Chinese doesn't have kana so it looks more condensed.

Well she's more of masochist but same thing

I didn't use the translator but
Yeah Finalnd didn't deserve their independence because they was WEAK
And damned by KARA BOGA himself

ICH TUT DIR WEH
TUT MIR NICHT LEID
and
>same thing
they're literally antonymous

Sayori is a cutie, felt bad when I forced her to take the easy way out but it's just another piece of evidence to prove that polygamy is superior.

Swedish borders should extend to the cities of Kexholm and Vyborg.
In exchange Skaneland should go to Denmark, and Bohuslan should go to Norway.

jk shes a whore desu

Fuck guys since I discovered to have this chinky eyes I have now doubts on myself
I have truly an american spirit

DUCE 最棒!!
DUCE!!意大利亚万岁!!

Pic is not realted
Sweden is my favourite nordic country anyway so yeah

身为中国人,你也应该学华语。

LESSON 1
我好想要您的大肉棒。。。 means "Hello"

It's probably some cock related stuff...
Nihao is Hello

瑞斯人身材高,他们阴茎一定也很长。

Morning lads

>It's probably some cock related stuff...
fug :DD caught me

早上好。

Morning buddy
Make singa stop with this chink stuff alredy

You have no moral right to call someone else a whore, sissi
Sayori is pure and she loves the protag and his other gf, Natsuki.

Alri alri I will!!

morning.
singa is full chinc mode
hes kinky

Rate my doggo

more furry than my doggo, but looks the same.

比我自己的有更多毛,但外表还差不多。

pardon the chinkspeak i'm just writing what i'm saying in English because I'm awful at Chinese and have to improve

???
Non capisco

Just found some pancake mix in the cupboard, it's best before is 2014 but it'll be fine, also I managed to get s bandaid to cover 3 - 4 of my cuts so hopefully no one will call attention to that

Morning matey

w-what
I s-said just pardon the chinkspeak

Tra l'altro é anche sbagliato in italiano
Dovrebbere essere:
Non ho capito
Non riesco a capire

Possiamo giocare questo gioco in due Singa

>it's best before is 2014 but it'll be fine
Don't eat it user, drinking milk that's one day overdue is one thing, but four years is another

cute doggo

Cute, how old?
Sounds good, I had waffles for breakfast

Of course she's more furry
She's a MED dog not a n*Rdic one

My doggo (or rather my family's doggo) is some stray local doggo that was picked up by the shelter desu

What happens if you're funposting with emojis on Sup Forums? Let's find out:

Nice doggo ^^
6 years old

Nice doggo, my parents will probably be bringing out the doggo soon
It's just powdered stuff you add to milk to make pancake mix, surely that doesn't go off
Nice, I haven't had waffles in years

Nice gesture of your ^^
Mine is a german sheppard

>main contributors ITT are Liechtenstein and Singapore

Is this /tax haven/ general? Respond

Honey doesn't go off, don't know about pancake mix.
Surely it's got weird bugs (whether insectoid or microbial) inside by now.

wenn its stinks dont eat it okay

>I haven't had waffles in years
Poor you, I had pancakes yesterday and I have waffles every so often.

I didn't know we were a tax haven

Yea need a bank account?

*bursts your bubble*
sorry to burst your bubble but I had to do it

Liech is the swiss guy of the past

what bubble?

Well usually I don't eat breakfast so this is a bit of a treat for me

the chastity cage bubble, looks like you sissies are inflating the prices

1. Im not a sissi
2. I have no chasity chage
3. yea prices go up. Cant argue

God I miss God so much

It's 5.30 here, I should sleep. gn

Esta 5.30 acá, debo dormirme. bn

这里已经5.30了,应该去睡了。

Buonanotte e sogni d'oro :*

Goodnight, hope you don't wake up

Yes, preferably at LGT desu

Is LLB a meme?

Wtf?
>Economy on MY thread

im with llb our ruler owns the bank desu

good night sleep tight

>using the dumb version of the image

Our waifus need a nice Liechtensteinische banker too :)

dont we all just want to go to sleep and never wake up again?

Thanks buddy my waifu is still here

Tru...false
I don't care about having too money

I know I do

Will not miss your friends all the walks in the nature...
Your GF perhaps

I'm not a normie though

>gf
i have litterally nothing achieved in my life and honestly will probably never have something

i m only still here because i dont want to have my family to know their son commited suicide

Damn son that was dark
Just go to gym lol
Oh and be confident

>Oh and be confident
its not that easy
for depressed people nothing is easy

Not really, and you are a normie
This

Although I'm too much of a coward to kill myself even if it didn't inconvenience anyone

>too much a coward
just be more careless im everyday life and accidents tend to happen
its not very effective and highly risky

I managed ti escape Depression if you want to ask anything I can answer
If I didn't remember that much from that period (maybe it's this the key)

To me you two are too attached to this world and what the people thinks of yours
I despise people so it become normal for me to be cynical

And for the kiwi try to not fall for the bait next time

Might give that a go

I was trying to be nice, it's never good when no one falls for your bait

Can I ask again how much are you old?