Describe your complete christmas banquet today

describe your complete christmas banquet today
hear: glazed ham
potato salad
ceviche
rice with raisins
egg bread
christmas cake
eggnog
wine

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Salmon
Rice
Potato Salad
Pudding my grandma made

We celebrate Christmas on Christmas Day because we're not peasants.

On Christmas Day it's

>smoked salmon and scrambled eggs in the morning
>dinner is
>turkey
>roast potatoes
>mashed potatoes
>brussel sprouts
>road parsnips and carrots
>peas
>pigs in blankets
>various stuffings
>bread sauce
>cranberry sauce
>gravy obviously

> be brit
> eat meat loaf on christmas
disgusting

Nobody eats meat loaf at Christmas where did you get that from?

>Christmas Day
>scrambled eggs

Absolutely 3rd world.

I'm glad we're kicking you out of the EU.

These, minus a couple like pigs in blankets

Plus we have tourtière

>we're kicking you out of the EU

Yeah that's really what happened isn't it?

Not sure what there's gonna be this year but I've made this so far
>bourbon bbq ribs
>smoked salmon
>shakshouka
>glazed ham with pineapple
>janjetina
>pozole
Currently working on baklava

this
>I'm glad we're kicking you out of the EU.
Yeah, that's why we're paying to leave isn't it?

Had a couple of sandwiches for breakfast at 9, then when the relatives showed up at 3 we had

>Mulled wine & Coffee
>saffron buns, gingerbread cookies, saffron biscotti and a couple of other cookies that I'm unsure of how to translate

Then we handed out the gifts (I got a sweet new marble cutting board) and then we sat down for dinner at around 18.30. This consisted of

>seven different varieties of pickled herring, as well as a cold salad with herring and potatoes and one with dito and beetroot
>cured salmon with a mustard sauce
>thick slices of cold, glazed ham with home made mustard
>finger length sausages and home made meat balls
>Janssons Frestelse - a casserole with potatoes, anchovies, onion and cream
>Kålrotslåda - cabbage based casserole/ pie thing
>three types of cheese, a cheddar, a gouda and a roquefort + a chutney
>a salad with kale, red cabbage, walnuts and cranberries
>home made liver paté
>four types of hard and soft bread

All washed down with not insignificant quantities of beer, julmust* and shots of snaps accompanied by the traditional snaps songs. I will now enter hibernation and return by the start of the new year. I'd kill for some ceviche on my Christmas table though, love that shit to death

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>seven different varieties of pickled herring

best one so far congratulations hope you shit it out joyously

> he denies it
this is the most disgusting thing ive ever eaten and it was in your cunt

>let me tell you about your country

I have no idea what that is and nobody eats it here let alone at Christmas.

>bread sauce

Indeed, started replying to the thread while taking a shit

>tfw no Christmas in Russia

This evening I am home by myself eating glazed ham. Tomorrow I will go to my parents house for traditional British Christmas dinner with my family.

>I got a sweet new marble cutting board
We're kicking you out and you're paying for it, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Good lad
We want to leave you twat that's why we fucking voted out, Merkel wanted us to stay.

Why not? The tyranny of communism is long over, you people can celebrate Christmas if you want

>you twat

With that attitude, no wonder we're kicking you out.

You asked for it Heinrich

We didn't "ask" to kick you out. We decided to kick you out.

Words have meanings. Learn them.

Keep telling yourself that mate whilst you get flooded with rapefugees

18 months ago
>we'll save so much money that we'll be able to spend £350 mn a week on the NHS
Now
>yeah, £40bn sounds about right

Face it Nigel, Cameron sent your country up a certain creek without a navigational instrument for the sake of party politics, and now your country will be dealing with the fallout for the next 20 years. I'd probably be in denial to if it was my country, but honestly, it's what's happening here.

CHI

Chicken tamales
Horchata
Salad
Curtido
Sandwiches/tortas

You get flooded with Paki semen.

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>2 different kinds of chili
>baked potatoes
>potato salad
>macaroni salad
>salad salad
>brussels sprouts
>asparagus
>crackers and dip
>obligatory Christmas cookies

are you poor?

Still waiting for a few guests to arrive. Not all the food's arrived yet.

Homemade lasagna
Roasted lamb
Some veggies
Some cheeses
Rice
Wine

All guests have arrived. Add to the list:

>cake
>wine
>turkey
>hot chocolate