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Yule edition

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i am going to die alone

first for arse

need a bf or a gf lads

question; what are you if you're not listening to freeform jazz when the clock strikes christmas day?

anime

me n the lads

not clicking that in such sacred date .. . . .
might see it in the archives

It will be embarrassing, but curiously familiar, if London Zoo announces that a full headcount now shows there were in fact many more animals living in the fire-ravaged petting zoo than their keepers previously assumed.

Mind boggling to think that Wales is the most genetically homogenous part of the UK. The English are mongrels and Irish and Scots just less pure versions of the Welsh.

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I want her to smother her pussy into my face and then stamp on my bollocks

I'm playing tunes in DADGAD right now

lads, rorke's lost his mind

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might kill you in cold blood

tomorrow is both christmas and my 21st birthday

Spare a thought for this harassed fellow

>beautiful face
>tight, thick arse
>perky tits
>nice personality
>nice feet
>like having sex
trying to think what the catch is with this girl

alri jesus

business idea: kino night with /brit/

I'd do this to you

catch is she is a flawed human being like all of us trying to justify our existence every day

The problem is you

think jesus is a bit older than that LOL

how did I make my money? speculating on the price of digital tokens

Move to London so I can get you a kebab

what's he seen lads

any crossrail man in

*inflates your hamster*

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If it is I'll go garage then.

WHEN I THINK OF AUTISTIC THINGS I'VE DONE IT'S NOT ONLY UNBEARABLE TO THINK ABOUT BUT UNEXPLAINABLE ENOUGH TO BE TOO EMBARRASSING TO SHARE TO ANONYMOUSLY
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do you think humanity as a whole would be happy if were still all hunter gatherers?

that's not a catch
it just makes me like her more, especially since it's what let's her like a fuckup like me

Creasing

your crotch
Will someday
deliberately seize your
bedroom and boipussy

Remember, don't stay up too late.
Santa wont come if you're not sleeping.

Wahey

>let's her like a fuckup like me
this is the real conundrum, the very few people who have liked me over the years I have instantly liked less because there is clearly something wrong with them for liking me.

Is this animal abuse

creasing at this runt talking about "ancestral lands" through a voice modulator so people can't hear what a bender he is

is she a pornstar/model

pls say yes

that's really lewd
you have to get me an empanada in return

Haha!

They accidentally made mum and mum cards instead of mum and dad.

yes, arbella danger

sometimes let out an audible "fuck" when i remember hah

UKIP are extremely moderate for a supposedly far right party. Them being fucked out of politics is terrible for the left, because it means all the rorkes will start to vote for actual rightwingers

>far right
>ukip

it says her name right next to her lad

me and are getting dad & dad cards

what do you want in the empanada

if i correctly guess my post number will hang himself on new years eve

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It was christmas eve babe..

Worst thing for the left is a tory vote

what do they put in an empanada?

maybe

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

If you don't post

BRM BRM

in this thread
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Toil upon the morrow

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You have to look like this to get her

Unless you're talking about a bitch you're already smashing. In which case fair dos, and has she put her feet on your balls yet?

They aren't moderate, they were just powerless.

why is blinikot the best kot

it depends on the empanada
minced meat, tuna, green olives, corn, cheese, ham
some sick fucks put raisins in it

Their policies were hardly different to Tories from the 90s

she looks about 9 in this photo its really good

5
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isn't it interesting that in multiculti countries people self segregate?

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math is fucking hard lads

Not really 2bh. An actual far right in British politics would make UKIP's old ideas seem moderate, so only then would the Tories take note and adopt some of their policies. It's a butterfly effect. Voting for the Tories as is just emboldens the current status quo.

They really were moderate lad, they just didn't buy into multiculturalism and tolerance, stricter immigration laws was their main selling point. Hardly extremism.

raisins? What the fuck? We have pasties here and I usually just get the minced meat. Get me that.

>kot

'dit

Free gfs for all

sister rubbed her foot on my crotch one christmas and i ejaculated at the dinner table

no it's not, you're just a fucking gimp

he has blini

allways better with blini

They had few real policies, mainly because they knew they'd never get into power.

Their supporters were far more right wing then their policies let on.

Perhaps one could say the same of the tories to be fair.

She told me she lost all feelings for me after that argument. Sweet.

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do it anyway lad

>'dit

kot

the proto gf talks a lot about fetishes
reckon I might tell her I have a thing for feet in case she's into it

See

bet my math skills surpass yours

welp this is it, last hour before ive got to spend two days putting up with small talk and faking that im happy.

minced meat empanada is by far the most popular, apart from the ham & cheese one

Girls who casually use fetish terminology are all whores.

whoa weird that ur family comes round at midnight to start the festivities

merry kekmas my fellow Sup Forumsfriends!

lib dems are actually commies but have few real policies because they know they'll never get into power

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The behaviour of a party's supporters don't equal policies mate.

Is this all the white people in Brazil in one room?

highly doubt it
I'm an EE grad from imperial

honey that's the greens, the lib dems are the moderates who are slightly on the left socially and slightly on the right economically

awwww he's so cute :33

Yes, many UKIP voters were a lot more extreme than the party itself. But it was mostly a party for middle class pensioners. Dad's army basically

Lots of Labour's supporters are proud communists, doesn't make the Labour party an extremist party

Why did you crosspost that you silly argie?

what actually is mince?
in mince pies i mean