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Edition: Christmas with the lads.

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caralad

facebook is now telling me every time a girl comments on pictures
hate the girl, should unfriend her, she's not like a normal weirdo who adds you drunk one time, she pretended to be a friend for a while. realized eventually she was just bullshitting and left it up to her (at a normal point in conversation, with me having made the last reply) to continue conversation later. never did, witch.
not even angry at her, actually, angry at my own naivete.

hate christmas

we only text like twice a week
i hate texting so i avoid it when possible

i basically think of our relationship as being on-hold during the holidays and then resume it during termtime

dont like this image one bit

maybe just a little peak tonight haha

tryinng to find his 3 posts so i can reply to him

one half of my family is proper working class, the other is proper middle class.
i have to go round the middle class side for dinner this year and i fucking hate it. theyre too posh. we have to sit around a table together, do prayers, no TV apart from intently listen to the queens speech. i fucking hate it. the worst part is how everyone expects gifts. i like giving gifts, but not to people who expect them. zero appreciation, its just expected. and if you don't make a huge deal out of the presents they give you they get really pissy.

cant wait til i can leave and go and go to my working class sides house. have a few bevs with my grandad and uncles and have a proper laugh. they dont expect presents, but that makes me want to give them more. love it when i give my nan money and presents, i have to spend ages convincing her it's alright and she can have them. still doesnt stop her from trying to sneakily give me my money back though. god bless her, salt of the earth she is.

merry christmas you shits

sue

Enola gay, you should have stayed at home yesterday
Oho it can't describe the feeling and the way you lied
These games you play, they're gonna end it all in tears someday
Oho Enola gay, it shouldn't ever have to end this way

It's 8:15, that's the time that it's always been
We got your message on the radio, condition's normal and you're coming home
Enola gay, is mother proud of little boy today
Oho, this kiss you give, it's never ever gonna fade away

nice that lonely lads at christmas can ring up babestation for some human contact

Merry Christmas

been days since I've wanked but now I'm too drunk so it will have to wait until christmas morning

Santa's really tidied himself up.

>favourite christmas film: die hard

Erotic...
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Merry Christmas to all

the best Christmas film is Mean Girls

i WILL fight you if you disagree with me, so be warned before you make your reply

merry christmas chappies

let us for a day stop worrying about jews and our testosterone levels and instead feast and laugh like our people have done for centuries

cheers,

whacky bruce

I use /brit/ for the majority of my human interaction
all you need desu

with a vengeance motherfucker

really dislike how google doesn't even say happy christmas

drinking a 10.4% beer lads waheeey merry christmas i'm getting plastered

Google hates Christians

its happy not merry 2bh

merry christmas you retarded faggots

typical arrogant students

>prayers
Bit odd

>December global festivities
what did (((google))) mean by this?

It's still Christmas eve for me

will you be my gf?

any xmas wank man in

Some jew called me a nigger earlier

literally just doxxed the oxford bender, looking at his facebook profile right now

he's really cute x

ummmm lads??!?! *points at the window where the grinch is trying to sneak out with the christmas tree*

hahaha sorry about that lad

right, thats it
*flails ineffectually towards you while looking away and screaming*

pics

love the way my cock feels through my jammie pants

alright well I made 3 posts and none of them got (You)s so time for bed
merry christmas motherfuckers

theyre turbero rorkes lad
honestly the best part is when my grandpa gets drunk on champagne becomes Sup Forumsincarnate

I like it but wouldn't say it's a Christmas film any more than a Halloween one.

aha
see now i know this isnt true because my facebook profile pic is uggo and makes me look like a 14 year old chipmunk

should really not type and format your post the same as always if you want to pretend to be someone else you pathetic cunt

pics?

The best Christmas film is Stewart Little and you're a faggot because Mean Girls has a very low Comfy Rating

don't post fat cats
you're condoning animal abuse

tis not a samefag
evidence: use of an apostrophe

My favorite Christmas movie is the dark night

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>watching memey "christmas films"
alarming amount of plebs itt
top banter
mmhm, feels nice dear

quite like Its A Wonderful Life

not that i would ever admit that if a yank asked me of course

JEW FUCK OFF

The 'ole ma' has drunk too much eggnog

big guy detected

where's karen poster?

wait a second.. thats not grinch. Thats Donald TRUMP

yeah the first pic where you're next to the graffiti is a bit shit but the next one where you've got the sunglasses on and look like john lennon is really nice x

trying to work out which one of the chinks on your friends list is your bf now

just got home from the pub lads
what a quality night

What happened to the gold Jesus got as a baby? It was a decent little nest egg, but I recall Jesus as a man lived in poverty. He should have invested it into an index and let that gold grow.

If you've got a little nest egg, come to Goldman & Goldman. Got an ounce? A pound? A kilo of GOLD? Trust Goldman & Goldman. Remember: no one handles money better than the Jews. That's a Goldman & Goldman promise.

jimmy carter was history's greatest monster
not for the very sensible "stop being consumerists pls" speech which was actually p. good, but for airline and banking deregulation

uh oh

doin a cheeky animal abuse to myself

just egged a nog

Post willy

keeeeviiiin

Just bashed a Muslims head in as per Christmas tradition dictates

:3

Jesus was a panhandler's dream if you think about it.

old pic same position x

Happy holidays :)

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bit immature, but had to share it :)

no you bent fucking gay yank twat

He should have invested in bitcoin, reckon he'd be a trillionaire by now

cheese pizza mr mcallister

Oh fuck.

Starting to make a lot more sense why the jews killed jesus

Patrician Crimbo flick.

wish you could get a bf by doxxing someone

Where's your Xmas spirit lad?

imagine being a muslim right now and being the same old boring repressed smelly cunt today when everyone else is having a great time. no wonder no one likes them

where is him

hanukkah isn't even that important to jews

[1970s NYC blackout]
>The police commissioner ordered all 25,000 of New York's cops to the streets... more than 10,000 took the night off anyway

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"Not exactly what I meant but okay i'll take it"

henry stop locking down your profile :(

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bought a box of chocolate for my mum as a christmas present and i've only gone and drunkenly eaten them all myself haha what am i like

sorry
you spooked me

IM NOY A FCUKIGN MUSLIM AND IN NOY A KEKING JEW PLEAAS STOP CALLING ME THAT

thank you :)

>I got a bad feeling about this
>you got a bad feeling about everything!

>doxxed on christmas

rude innit

>During the blackout, numerous looters stole DJ equipment from electronics stores. As a result, the hip hop genre, barely known outside the Bronx at the time, grew at an astounding rate from 1977 onward

>Three decades later, Curtis Fisher recalled for a Slate article and podcast that, when the power went out, he and his partner DJ Disco Wiz were playing records, running their equipment from an outlet in a park. At first they thought the outage was local and caused by something they had done, but realized when they heard stores closing that it was citywide. He took advantage of the community's vulnerability to steal a mixing board from a local business, as did other aspiring rappers and DJs. "I went right to the place where I bought my first set of DJ equipment, and I went and got me a mixer out of there.

list 7 kinos in where this happens

in home alone 2 kevin talks to and hands money to a literal ghost

any trains man in

have you ever actually tried getting a bf
reckon you just love moaning yet never approach anyone or make any effort towards getting one
being bent is a lot easier, even if you're ugly you can get a bf

friendless, dad-less queer likes the attention innit