Exceptions: The language

Exceptions: The language

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it seems that way but the rules in russian seem very rigid at the same time and once you master them it's just learning more words.you learn how to conjucate the different types of verbs and its smooth sailing. once you try learning slang it's like a new language though

Why do you bother? You will never be fluent in Russian, you will never sound like a native speaker. You will never be able to banter with the comrades.

I thought that was French and English

I only want to be able to read it.

actually, if he lived in russia, within 3 years he'd be pretty good. I've seen it myself. and then 5 years he could possibly be almost native level
arabs tend to adapt the best to it (outside of slavs) though they sometimes sound caucasian. brits and some americans are pretty bad and keep their accents hard but i think it's because they stick to their own crowd and don't assimilate too much

They're nothing compared to it.
pic related is how many ways there are to say "fast" depending on the gender of the noun and what case it's in.

Basically this.
I used to know a Chinese guy who learned Russian at the uni and by the time he got his master's degree he was pretty much indistinguishable from any Asian Russian.

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Well at least you won't be a pleb

Why would you even want to learn alcoholic?

>flag
You can't be that far behind my dude

He speaks a Slavic language that has no declensions. It's...it's....abominable...

>learn how to conjucate the different types of verbs
kek there is much much more to that than simple conjugation rules. for starters, russian has 6 cases and three genders and tons of exceptions. etc etc.

he can learn alone in one week if hes gauss tier

it's not
CASES FUCKING SUCK

but yeah fuck the bulgar t*urk

I was talking more about alcoholism

>using the word "skoro" to denote rapidity
The absolute state of RussiANOS

yeah dude i know but the cases are honestly not hard. if you listen to russian it'll almost become memory and you wan't even think about cases, they simply just come out.
russian is hard yes but people make it seem like this behemoth of a language you can't learn. maybe some of the east asian languages are like that but people spend 5 years n russia they become native levels, they even start to swear in obscure ways(which is really an art in russian)

It sounds like alcoholism induced speech
You will never EVER comprehend the agony of being in my position, having to listen to Bulgarians speaking

The baby's "Gugu gaga" from cartoons, is as closest description as I can depict

You could say that about any language.
Personally, I study new languages because it is often useful on the internet or IRL. Let's take Japanese: it introduces you to all this new pornography about imoutos and oneesans that you couldn't find in the western world.
The slavic world also has some neat pornography, but to find it, i need to understand at least some basic words and how to read the cyrllic alphabet. And so i study it.
And when i study Latin or Greek, i often have these "aha! so that's where this word comes from!" moments.
it's really fascinating desu

>macedonian doesn't sound cute to other yugos

All I know is that Croats are best Slavs

There's also "bystryj". I don't know which one is the right one

>using the word "bistar/bistra/bistro" to denote rapidity
lemao

what do you know about german

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There's "borzyj" if you want, but to Russians it sounds like slang.

bystryj sounds more standard. skoryj sounds old fashioned and mostly used in fixed expressions like skoroja pomosch ("quick help", ambulance) or skoryi poezd (express train)

That's the right now. "Brz" or the archaic "berz"
Same thing.

"Bistro" means "clear" for inanimate or "quick witted" for animate
"Skoro" means "soon(er)"

>"Skoro" means "soon(er)"
same in russian. i guess it has a different meaning as an adjective vs adverb. never thought of that.

no actually do skoroj vstrechi means "see you soon". so skorjy may mean fast or soon.

DELET

ante znam da citas jebem ti mater

Oh. I think you will have no problem getting Russians to understand what you mean with "brzo", but as they decided that the primary meaning of that word is "having a quick temperament", other uses end up coming off as slang.

>"Bistro" means "clear" for inanimate or "quick witted" for animate
Probably won't work, the word has no meanings other than rapidity, at all.

>"Skoro" means "soon(er)"
"Skoro" means "soon" as well (sooner being "skorej(e)"), whereas "skoryj" has meanings ranging from early to swift. Skoryj is not a commonly used word outside of fixed expressions. In theory you can form an adverbial "skoro" from "skoryj" but given how rare the original word is, it won't register.

Skoro, ohcen' skoro
Soon, very soon

Russian fucking sucks
Learn a language that will actually be useful in the foreseeable future like Mandarin or French

If anything that table makes me feel that Russian declension is very easy as there is only one plural form undifferentiated by gender, and the short forms lack non-nominative uses (not that they need them, I guess).

Kinda wish Russian had inflected articles so it would be easier to navigate the syntax. And more participles. Oh well.

No, no language needs all that fucking bullshit, fuck gendered words, fuck inflected articles, fuck cases
Just look at japanese, they have zero of that and they're doing fine. That shit only confuses you for no reason and makes the language look outdated and caveman-like (perfect description of russian)

krov polyotsa moryem

Kek no it's not. Read this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_declension

>fuck gendered words, fuck inflected articles, fuck cases
>makes the language look caveman-like
Ah yes, "Meu nome é John" is very backwards and caveman-like, as opposed to "John be" (John desu) which is very progressive and modern.

です is actually an inflection of another word, so if you actually knew its etimology (you don't) you'd know that it doesn't actually translate to "be"

me no speak japanese, me caveman

There's plenty of strange things in Japanese as well. Mostly the part where everything is so vague it barely makes sense out of context, while the language is hyperobsessed with denoting your exact opinion of yourself, the people you are talking to and the people you are talking about, as well as their things and the situation you're in, at all times. All thanks to the wonderful, efficient grammar of Japanese.

Woah, so this is what superior kraut shitposting looks like......
You don't know japanese, I don't care

are some Russian letters backwards English letters or are some English letters just backwards Russian letters

No YOU don't know Japanese.

WOW YOU GUYS ARE SUCH EXPERTS WHEN IT COMES TO FOREIGN LANGUAGES
IS THIS THE POWER OF VIRGINITY AND NOT LEAVING HOME?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BRAZILIAN LANGUAGE
*GUNSHOTS AND MONKEY SOUNDS*
FASCINATING INDEED

If you're going to make retarded posts like , what did you expect? How is a language not vague as fuck if it features no verb agreement (except for politeness), omits the subject if it can and expects you to just know, based on the situation, what the subject is?

That just shows that it doesn't need verb agreement to make sense. If you're reading a text you should know what they are talking about in the first place, unless you're an ADHD ridden retard. You can say that japanese has stupid grammar (for a kraut like you), but it works and is far more efficient than any other euro language.

except he could
Egyptian guy studied in Russian University speaks fluent youtu.be/R7m-gJaMivM
Greek guy youtu.be/u9cd_QtDcvc
Ghanian gril youtu.be/1i3PJYlpjEI
All of them speak like a regular Russian.
Had met in Periscope SouthKorean girl, whom teaches in Beijing and spoke many languages (converted into Islam btw) and could speaks (sounds) super fluently.
In Brazzilian goy case he even doesnt need voice practice.

>anglo babby mad because he's too stupid to learn a foreign language
Classic

If Japanese is truly the simplest, why should anyone have trouble with it?

I think that Japanese is very inefficient, in terms of syllable to meaning. They compensate by not saying anything but the most essential things, whereby the profuse and mandatory indication of social status helps somewhat. When it comes to formal writing, you can't omit most things anymore, so Japanese style turns into a monstrosity.

There is so much more a language can do with fewer syllables, to create crystal clear syntax like German does. But the point I hoped to make indirectly that despite this criticism, Japanese, indeed, kind of works. Any language works for communication.

I speak Urdu and Arabic fluently while you are an imageboard language 'expert'

>Urdu
Aryan bro
Brazilian btfo

>Exceptions: The language

don't study greek ever

Apart from the short forms (which are rarely used in real speech anyway), the adjective declension is the least difficult part of the Russian declension system. They're 100% regular, so you can always derive one form from another without holding any additional information about the word in your head. Try nouns or numerals if you want to show something impressive.

>rules in russian seem very rigid
I dont think so. Rules in English are far more rigid. AFAIK Russian is synthetic language while English is analytic one - that means in russian you could construct the sentence in different ways, changing the order of its members, but words have to be conjunced properly through endings

I want better tenses system for russian - like english one. Also, I want an "inverted comma" that could be paired with standard comma like brackets in mathematical equations to make complex and complicated sentences more understandable

You're right. Gendered words is a very buggy crutch. I have some thoughts about how do we need to get rid of them

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γου αρε λιkε λιττλε βαβιες

The new Russians will solve this problem ;)

I dont think that "new Russians" would be able to understand other language improvements.

>they even start to swear in obscure ways
Can you give any examples?

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Nothing disgusts me more than foreigners who think that they can learn russian. Especially when you shits try to speak it, pure ear rape. Leave my language alone, you will never learn it to any meaningful degree and always be a laughing stock to native speakers.

Based Ivan putting russiaboos in their place

At least words sounds how they spelled.

Дə вaщe бJз вpянтəф

no they don't. they change sound based on hardness or softness which is sometimes arbitrary

ahaha fuck off

youtu.be/ohVYcbMbrs4

Этo yжe peгиoнaльныe paзличия, дa и тo oни нeзнaчитeльныe.

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This

Peдyкция бeзyдapных oбязaтeльнa в тoм чиcлe и в литepaтypнoм языкe (дa и вooбщe вeздe кpoмe пapы-тpoйки зaбpoшeнных дepeвeнь гдe-нибyдь в Boлoгoдcкoй гyбepнии). Ho пpoблeмa, кoнeчнo, нe в нeй, a в нeoбязaтeльнocти oбoзнaчeния yдapeния нa пиcьмe, из-зa кoтopoй вooбщe любoe нeoднocлoжнoe cлoвo мoжнo гипoтeтичecки пpoчитaть нecкoлькими paзными cпocoбaми.

ITT: people butthurt over an easy language

Я хopoший гoй

>declensions are hard
The vulgate was a mistake.

worse then French?

i like their dimas

>cases
ewww

>*GUNSHOTS AND MONKEY SOUNDS*

>brainlets are butthurt because Slavic languages are too difficult for them to learn
Feels good to be elite.

>brainlets can't understand cases and genders

I was laughing at foreigners that couldn't learn Russian.
Now I laugh at myself because I tried learning Korean and failed.

Nous savons, Jacque

>russian
>slavic languages

>this meme again

rude

cases and genders are don't need.
For example: caucasian languages are more difficult than slavic languages.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion though. You guys also butcher other people's language.

Try to learn Finnish or Hungarian.

I can understand them. The annoying part is that the endings change depending on how the word ends in a way that I still don't understand like: zima and kniga are zimi and knigi in the genitive. I expected it should be zimy and knigy.

Are you sure? I heard them "speaking" once, and it sounded like continuous primal screams occasionally interrupted by coughing. Do they really transfer some kind of information that way?

>zimi and knigi in the genitive. I expected it should be zimy and knigy.
it sounds same in russian

hello I like russian
really cool language, brothers