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Satanic Christmas Edition

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas.

nothing wrong with loving fish (non sexual)

First for wasted on Christmas

I was a big ol' gobble guts with the food today, I'm so full.

Dumb statiania poster
Christmas puts me in a bad mood
Haha, now you know how it feels

>Christmas puts me in a bad mood
Why?

My lewd parts are for myself and cuties only desu.
L-lewd.

I AM NOT DUMB

>Haha, now you know how it feels
It's not fair, I'm supposed to bully you!
Not the other way around!

>My lewd parts are for myself and cuties only desu.
So you give me permission to access your lewd parts?
Oh baby, about time

There is a cute British boy at my Christmas lunch with a really nice accent, what do I do?

Become friends with him

I'm a Grinch that enjoys wallowing in bitterness
>I'm supposed to bully you!
Okay bully me then

Totally ignore him and hope he comes to you.
It's what I'd do.

R-A-P-E

Don't tell me what to do!
Maybe when you graduate highschool I'll take your opinion into consideration but right now I don't have time for the ramblings of a drunklen manlet child.

the aussie is my plaything. and is under my protection no touching pls

What stops me raping you and then moving onto the aussie when I'm finished and you are twitching on the ground exhausted?

D-DESU I DIDN'T SAY THAT AAAAAAAAAAAH
STOP RUINING CHRISTMAS DESU
TAKE ME DESU DON'T LET HIM TOUCH ME!

Oh please, you couldn't even rape me yet alone all of them

I could have easily raped you, you yourself said you wouldn't resist.
All I had to do was drag you up those stairs into my room but I'm too much of an honorable man for that.

b-but isn't that what you just said?

Why are you guys so horny on Christmas eve.
Stop that

Shut up

O-okay

They're horny everyday.

lol no you couldn't have, you can't even rape a fish let alone the magnificent me

thanks

I resent that statement

just try it desu oim gonna reky you

yea you heard him, hes mine

Why? Don't you guys have gfs?

God I wish that was me

You really shouldn't say things like that
If you tease me enough you might convince me to genuinely try rape you and take photos of you to prove my dominance and I don't think you would enjoy that.

Don't tempt fate

Lads,
Yes or No

Should I rape Chalmers when I return to Dunedin?
It would make him stop being so mean.
What do you guys think?

I-I DON'T ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING TOO LEWD TO ME AAAAAAAAH
I'm not horny at all desu.
L-lewd.

Oh please, no one who posts satania would be able to assert dominance over anyone
I'd like to see you try kiddo

But I like him being a cheeky shit to you.
So my vote is no.

I'd like to see him rape you though.

sooooooooooo.
that depends. whatchu gonna do to him?

i keep you safe desu

>I'd like to see him rape you though.
I would also like to see that tbqh

Idk, probably tie him up and make him piss himself or something
Maybe make him cut himself, that sort of thing.

Hug me tight and never let go!

Yes, do it you little bitch

the nasty kiwi wont be reaching you trough me

lol, I doubt you could do anything like that

p-please don't call me mean words
that really hurts my feelings...

Thank you desu.

But you are nasty, he's not wrong

You are lucky I have a bf or else I would be flying down and walking to your house as we speak.

I don't think anything would be more pleasurable than torturing you right now and making you eat these words.

then dont try to rape MY aussie!

>eat these words
you write that on your dicc and shove it into his mouth or do you mean that in a illiterate sense?

>you write that on your dicc and shove it into his mouth
I was thinking more figuratively but this is actually a much better idea, thanks!
Maybe I can make alphabet soup from my cum and force him to "eat the words"

Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

This satania posting loser thinks he can do anything to me, you should stick to fucking fish loser

m-maybe your right...
I can't do anything to you

I doubt your impotent dick could make a single letter, let alone the whole alphabet

i want to really have some soup now.

jo dont show weakness now or maybe he will rape you.

I guess I must be pretty powerless...

Accept my true role (on the left)

I'M BACK!
People here actually have their own cuties. Feels bad man.
THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING MY LEWD PARTS DESU I LOVE YOU :3
AAAAAAAAAH STOP IT I-I'M NOT INTO THIS STUFF AT ALL!

me on the bottom
it's the only place for me I guess

makes me a little frisky desu

Well I don't have any other choice...
my weakness compared to him is clear
all that's left of for him to take over completely

You really can't, you're nothing but a little sub bitch that will take anything that you're given
Yes you are bitch
Dumb baka, being dressed as a maid is too good for you

sh..sharing is caring. r..right?

D- don’t say that desu
G-guys stop being so lewd.

Rate my comfiness.

>being dressed as a maid is too good for you
y-yes!
what should I wear then! you can choose anything you want... I can take everything off if you want if you think I don't deserve to wear any clothes at all because I'm just a animal in your eyes.

>tfw noone to dom me

well, at least i have you. wanna stroke your hairs desu

My god you've done a 180 on how you act.

God I had too much to drink, I really want a sub I can violate.

You're nothing but a dumb animal, you get to wear animals ears and nothing else

Now shower my feet in kisses you whore

M-my hairs? D-desu that would be heaven to me :3

then lets go to heaven

ok, I'll do everything my owner says! Just don't hurt me...

After I suck your toes can I get a tail as a reward? You play with it if you want... but just not too rough though I wouldn't be able to do anything if you did twist it hard

W-what do you want to stroke first?

Fine, I guess I can get you a tail plug to remind you of your place as a pet
>but just not too rough
Don't you fucking dare tell me what I can and can't do to you, you are my property

Now I think I'm going to play with your mouth, maybe make you gag a bit, if I feel any teeth on my fingers I'll punish you so hard you'll forgot your name

>I guess I can get you a tail plug to remind you of your place as a pet
t-thank you master

>Don't you fucking dare tell me what I can and can't do to you
It won't happen again! I promise, nothing to make you angry.

Please use my mouth for whatever you want, it belong to you afterall.
Consider my body my Christmas present to you that you do whatever you want with.
I'd be honored to have your fingers down my throat.

Me as Weiss

That's right, your nothing but a dumb beast in heat that desperately wants anyone to satisfy your primal urges

Now I wonder how far you'll go, if I pee in your dog bowl will you lap it up like a good pet, or will I have to drag you outside in nothing but your ears and plug showing everyone what you are?

>if I pee in your dog bowl will you lap it up like a good pet
I-I would do so happily
For my master to feed me directly is an honor, I wouldn't dare waste a drop. If any is split I'd make sure to like up the droplets off the ground.

But if you drag me into the view of everyone then so be it, I might try resist but you pulling hard on my collar choking me will force me to obey and crawl on my knees as people look at me in disgust.
I just hope it doesn't come to that... maybe

but I-I'll do anything to prove my loyalty

wow

My cousin is off to New Zealand tonight lads.

Did I go too far with that one matey?
I'll stop now
I don't want to ruin Christmas

Nah go nuts,you're not ruining anything and it's your guys thread too
It's uhh.. creative, you fellas really know how to paint a picture with words.

No I went to far
I definitely pushed the boundary on what I can say to someone who isn't my bf
Plus it drowns out the rest of the thread.
Anyway

Did you get anything good for Christmas matey?

Fuck I'm sobering up and realise I went too far, sorry everyone

As much I love this so much and appreciate it
I think it's probably better for another time and another life

Let me pop back from Dulingo to see whats happe-

G-guys please calm down.

Sorry it was my fault, I was pretty drunk and got carried away, it won't happen again

It's a pity he never ended up being gay
he always knew exactly how to turn me on

We all get carried away at some point.
Don't sweat it gang.

>Did you get anything good for Christmas matey?
NO!
I got jack shit!
Except a bottle of Beam which I'm drinking now.
It doesn't matter though I enjoyed the day.
What about you what did you get?

>NO!
>I got jack shit!
Damn that sucks matey, I'll get you a present next ok matey?
It'll probably be shit, but it's the thought that counts.

>What about you what did you get?
Mainly clothes and a new sleeping bag and a little bit of fishing stuff
My brother got me this cool 3D printing pen that creates whatever you want from plastic
Pretty cool, I made a model bicycle earlier today with it.

I'm actually not too fussed about presents.
I don't like the obligation of having to get one for them as well.
It's the festivities I enjoy.
But in saying that, I'd love to get a small gift from you.
>cool 3D printing pen
What? Thats neato.
Sounds fricking awesome buddy.

>I'm actually not too fussed about presents.
>I don't like the obligation of having to get one for them as well.
desu I'm quite the same
I think the commercialization of Birthdays and Christmas is awful, I'd rather not play into the hands of our corporate overlords.

>But in saying that, I'd love to get a small gift from you.
If I haven't broken my 3D printing pen I'll make some art for you, probably an anime girl made from plastic.

I got a small thing of chocolates, a shirt and a pair of jeans as presents

sorry... It would have been nice...

Hmmm. My sister is coming over with her boyfriend who I've never met.

All good things must come to an end

Make him fight for your approval of their relationship

Sounds like it'll be awkward

IT SHOULD BE ME COMING OVER TO MY PARENTS HOUSE WITH MY GF. IT ALL WENT SO WRONG.

>probably an anime girl made from plastic.
I'm looking forward to it, you've a lot of time to practice.
Those are some pretty decent gifts.

Alright lads, back into the fray.
I only stopped in for a couple of hours for some alone time and to check up on yas.
Don't get upto too much mischief while I'm gone.

Make your sister your gf and take her to your parents house.
Problem solved.

God speed matey
Crush that bottle of Jim Bean!

GROSS

Good luck, have fun

For you maybe.
prude

>being grossed out at incest makes you a prude
Sure thing matey

These is literally nothing wrong with consensual incest.

I guess, as an only child I don't really understand it

Hmm....