This is a storytime of all three parts of Marvel's "Civil War II": #0, the FCBD Special, and #1. I'm gonna try something a bit different with the latter two entries, so stay tuned if you want.
Please argue about the quality of the book in the thread itself. I enjoy a good shitstorm.
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So what are they fighting about this time?
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Foreign trade disputes or the refugee crisis; I forget exactly.
Minority Report
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Black Lives Matter
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And now, the main event.
Well, the main event book, at least.
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I guess this guy wouldn't have been convicted using a Minority report style justice system. Past records and reputation wouldn't matter, only what actually happened (or was going to happen)
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Wait, they're BOTH former alcoholics.
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So he didn't get revived before this right? This is just bendis saying "fuck continuity or explaining shit"
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That's our Bendis!
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Now for the part that I said would be different.
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>in this he gets the vision in front of everyone
>in civil war it happens at night
How do you fuck up your own continuity
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And now to finish off "Civil War II" #1.
So... why did he bother with the guns he took off the Shiiar he murdered with his hands alone?
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If the whole events ends up just being him accidentally projecting a possible scenario into their minds this will be my last marvel event for the foreseeable future
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>everyone else is blasting the shit out of him
>bp decides to run up and scratch him a little with his kitty claws
"I'M HELPING!"
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And that's the end of that.
I apologize for subjecting you to "Civil War II", but I couldn't resist plugging the FCBD Special into its proper place in Issue #1's narrative and see how it turns out.
Goodbye.
ok thats not how presidency works bendis, but ok.
Any chance this is a clue that the Inhumans are trying to manipulate things? Or did bendis just fuck up by having him have the vision in attilan is issue 1
The fuck?
Her biology is "strong green human."
With healing powers.
Wow, what an absolute waste of a last page.
Be careful! He's got a gun!
i think he's saying that he'll throw the weight of the party behind rhodey.
>I will kill you this day!
Maybe in the future don't try to write Thanos, Brian
>expecting Bendis to know how anything works
Next you'll tell me they weren't using smartpones in the UK 20 years ago, or that Cambridge isn't actually inside London
I hope you get aids.
Your curse is not severe enough
I hope OP steps on a d4
Tony is being such a baby here. I do like the implication that he feels guilty over not upgrading Rhodey's suit
>Peter flanked by 3 redheads
It's his dream come true
>3 redheads
I think you mean 2.
>She will never say "Hi, Greg" and wave to the reader, revealing a flight deck crewman named land in the following panel waving back for no reason
Thanks OP. I hadn't read the FCBD issue yet.
I mean it was pointless and added nothing, but I'm glad I was able to read it
Oh my goodness, there is something stupid on almost every page.
You're a real sick fucker, you know that?
wait hold on, isnt maia hill being charged on war crimes due to standoff? or is this before captain hydra
>United States Marines
>In Airforce uniform
I don't even...
Uh... Wait...
How long were Carol and Warmachine dating? I haven't been keeping up with Marvel too much but this is pretty damn new to me.
They've been 'dating' on off for a few years, but its only something mentioned in passing in like 2 or 3 Captain Marvel issues.
Its half assed because they don't want their strong womenz focused on a man but they did like the idea I guess.
Eh redheads and an orange head? Same difference
Jesus that was terrible. So forced...