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Britain's Got Talent semi-final thread
Butthurt judges edition

Fucking hell Amanda

Wew lad

might watch last night's bgmt to see the judges whinging

just enter a choir competition

Howling at David

I don't mind choirs as much as shit dance troupes.

sensational

>hey your dad is here
>oh ok

>tfw no gf who can count

hope the two old guys win tbqh

Left will be dead before Saturday

Need a Vicky gf

fucking hell

Butlins

Yes, musical comedy has literally just been invented by that performance

bit crap tonight

This year is generally pretty crap compared to previous series t-b-h

post pics of her chest

Do they still allow singers and dancers on this shit?

Who /Corrie/ here?

is Craig /ourguy/?

Lucy Fallon is beautiful

...

>She's about to get gangbanged
Don't know how to feel desu

Reminder to watch Three Girls?

Seriously, ITV are fucking pathetic for making them all white guys. It's some bizarro shit considering they're usually based compared to BBCuck.

Hope Scoliosis chick dies tbqh, annoys me the piss out of me how she constantly fucking brings up her disease ridden body.
Her group and the two old geezers will probably get through.

Those teeth

Simon's paying for surgery so she's just lost her sob story.

hopefully the public put through 2 shit acts so the judges can bitch about it again

I'd fuck her back straight

Anybody spot that girls fucked up looking nose? Her septum looks like a giant clit.
Also reeee fuck these roastie whores

He's the most generic singer they've ever had on the show

/ourlads/

ideal judges:
>simon cowell
>vic reeves
>bob mortimer
>matt lucas

Matt Lucas is too busy cucking Walliams out of being /ourguy/ on Dr Who.

>It's a Stephen and Simon literally conspire to cure David's gayness by setting him up on a date episode

reckon david is the sort of pretend gay who would get really angry if a guy actually tried to kiss him

Last year there was a magician who invited David on stage and acted really flamboyant towards him, and David looked really uncomfortable the whole time

Holy shit Mullers brought in fucking MARTIN!

Tonight was the worst acts but the whole finals is shaping up to be really shitty. Only liking the 2 magician dudes.

I'm really sick of all the generic dancing and boring singers. Every year they say they want to see "variety" then shun all the unique acts in favour of more singers and dancers.

I want to COLONIZE Rochelle.

>Leave Kat Deeley to ME

>Mike Oxbig

Must be a customer at Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's).

does mulhern think it's car hold or car hole?

Lads I saw some of this shitmonth show it had some 'diverse' dance troupe wirh some noggy saying 'wee r d futur'.