Exquise moi, parlez voo american?

>exquise moi, parlez voo american?

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why did i laugh

gay

Che? Ya voobshe ne v duplyau nahuu, chto ti sprosil tam

No they say
Aaaayxcoooozaay mwwaa
Paaarlaaay vooo ameericaaan

Don't know why the fuck they make vowels so long it's sounds gay

NOT funny

>implying they will speak a word of french
French words are like insults to them ("excuse my french")
More like they will speak fast english at you and look at you as if you were a fucking retard when you don't speak their language
God I wish they just fucked off

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Bullying is not nice

This. I fucking HATE Frog-munchers.

They think French people speak like that.

No wonder why they think french sounds gay

>zuyu espiike frahnsay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_my_French

>exquise moi

HOMOSEXUALITY; THE LANGUAGE

English, especially american one,sounds much more gayer

Do you have a language gayness ranking?

at least they dont think french people sound like canadians speaking french, imagine that

Canadians are just poshier americans 2bh

they usually just walk up to you
>hey howreya doohn
>couldya help me with sumin

Je ne sais pas

Fuck off.

Yeah but every time they try it seems deliberately half-assed to make you pity them

bump :^)

french is a disgusting language much like korean and chinese.

>this episode again

I'd use my extensive cultural knowledge gained from Sup Forums and proceed to engage in simple small talk beyond answering the primary question about directions because I would know that Americans appreciate it (or even expect it as their own custom).

I would use my extensive historical knowledge and talk a bit of our current place and give some recommendations, even trying to string a common link in recent or older history, so we could share a brief moment of historical connection.

Then I would ask them about their home state and origins because I know it to be a strong point of their identity. I might even engage in light banter if it turns out to be either a meme or an flyover state and I would further inquire about their family history.

After we've shared a laugh or two and upon receiving my tip I would wish them a nice stay, merry Christmas and then we would part ways.

Holy shit...you are an official expert in American handling

>light banter
>an american
someone's looking for a bullet

>foreginer comes up to me asking for directions
>"exxcuusaaaa me, do you know where the uhhhhh the uhhh emmmm, timess square is?"
>give him directions to the ghetto
>later that day I hear on the news he got himself killed by niggers in the bronx

I went to the Bronx in fash undercut, khaki pants and a polo shirt, I looked like an alt-right caricature and I had no problems there.

>three Chads approach me at a bar
>Hey dude where's the best place to get laid around here bro
>Why the fuck is he asking ME this?
>Recommend a bar that's like 10 minutes away and a total sausage fest
>They pay for an Uber to get there
Felt fucking good - fucked over tourist and Chad in one swoop.

>light banter
>implying they can take it

sure i believe you

It's not actually nearly as bad nowadays. Try going there in the 70s or 80s.

Perfect crime

Yeah, fuck y'all. Bunch of fucking queers, the fwench.

Light banter but not international banter, more like using their own internal and friendly rivalries and stereotypes.

New York is a yuppie haven ya idiot the only danger there now is maxing out your credit card buying a coffee

Well people were staring at the subway station. I was so white I was almost glowing. It didn't help that my nerdy Asian friend was standing just next to me.

Nice. Bonus points if the banter involves their local sports teams.

>implying they won't just go "What?" to your mumbling

UP

oui