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White Christmas edition
(You know what I mean)

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I've returned!

I wish that was me

Don't make me make you homeless!
I'll do it!

Repent now!

Going to Mass make me realize that I've sin

Sorry God

And Purge all this Faggots

Who made this song?
Fr-from saliva.

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison
Doing the Vatican Rag

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original
If it is, try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria
Gee it's good to see ya
Getting ecstatic and
Sorta dramatic and
Doing the Vatican Rag!

lads whatever happened to thailad

Faggots burn in hell. Thank goofs all we do is ironic kissing and snuggling.

I'd like to see you try

Vatican Rag by Tom Lehrer

Happy New Year /ausnz/!

>Fr-from saliva.
Oh
I guess that's lewd
but not the kinda of lewd I was hoping for

Chilling with his thai family I guess
or maybe he got raped and killed by a ladyboy in bangkok

I would like to see you try instead

>american education
drunk gabu is very cute gabu

Sorry I was outside
So you are of Chatolicism as well?

I guess they are right when they said that there is light even in the most dark place

haven't been here in a good two years

what's been happening, lads

OwO Nice déçu.
NEW YEARS ISNT FOR ANOTHER WEEK DESU
Wh-what kind of lewd were you hoping for desu?

Merry Christmas buddy
Satan pls

Eveything turned to shit
The usual

>but not the kinda of lewd I was hoping for
You and your dumb piss fetish
Not much

Whatever happened to PNG lad?

Why is the New Year celebrated at some arbitrary date, instead of an astronomically significant date like January 7 (I think), the perihelion?

He's fine
I think he got called in for another project in PNG so he'll be working there for 2018 as well.
Haven't heard from him in a couple months though

Killed by natives

Perihelion doesn't coincide with solstice though?

What the heck is that picture suppose to mean

He nearly got killed because some guy wanted him to shag his daughter and he refused
what an awful place

Something something Augustus Caesar

Cute Illya

I indeed am. I don’t think our pope is very good though desu.
Welcome back desu. Where were you all you all this time?
Lewd cutie

me in the pic

Yeah it doesn't
Perihelion is Jan 3, Aphelion is Jul 4.

Okay fine but I get to be Miyu then

busy with study lad

brisbane!

I think the Pope is like that because he's very liberal

Thank God I am not a faggot that the people ITT

octavian was a nonce, he killed my waifu cleopatra

Illyas are cute, yes

Brisbane?

NEED a cute weeb bf in BRISBANE

So we are in winter when the Earth is actually close to the Sun!?
I know that the wikipedia pic is exagerate on purpose but that's mean that the southern emisphere should be actually the northern one

HAVE a cute bf in WELLINGTON

It will be 2018 in a week. 2017 has gone by in a flash

Chinese New Year is a funny thing desu.
It means you and Liechtenstein user were meant for each other.
OwO sounds fun.
Of course desu. We would only ever snuggle and peck each other on the cheek like true Italians. Straighter than a pencil I say.

Same feeling
Every year is actually faster than the former

hotel?
trivago

We only call the north pole the north pole because of scientific convention desu
But you're in winter because of the earth's tilt, I don't think it has too much to do with the elliptical orbit since the ellipse is not eccentric at all

Merry Christmas weaboos

>Every year is actually faster than the former
Ya, it's crazy how fast years go by. I didn't have this feeling when I was a wee boy desu

You already said this

only if you come to brisbane and take my DICK

The 1975 film Rollerball is set in 2018.
The television series seaQuest DSV takes place between the years 2018 and 2032.
The opening plot in Code_18 takes place in 2018.
The events in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance take place in 2018.

Chinese New Year is based on the lunar phases, it's better than western new year because it's fun what with firecrackers and red packets.
Firecrackers are banned here though but when I was a kid I went back to Malaysia every year and burnt big piles of grass.

The fire rises, brother.

Um
no thanks

>The events in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance take place in 2018.
Doesn't surprise me at all if I'll be honest

sorry NZ lad

Good post
I mean considering that in our mind if your are far away from the sun then you should be more cold
If you are close, more warm
Then you can use this as a "conventional way" to say that the true winters actually happens on what we call the south emisphere
(irregarding that what the temperature says)

To reverse that by now would be stupid and confusionary I know but it's only a mental exercise

It's not that I don't appreciate the sentiment

AAAAAAH WHY TIME FLY BY SO FAST.

I WAS ONLY 12 LIKE A MONTH AGO WHAT THE GAAAAAAAAAAH
Also glad you still like that meme desu :3
As to you desu.
W-why does this happen fellas. I'm going to be 20 next year and I'm not very excited.
Aw ok then thanks for the information desu.

eating a dorayaki

Back to the future in 2015
Kek

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I wouldn't think about it too much, it's purely arbitrary

>Also glad you still like that meme desu
I'll probably never get tired of it desu
>W-why does this happen fellas. I'm going to be 20 next year and I'm not very excited.
I expected you to be older desu

I'm not in Wellington, my bf is, you numskull

You're nineteen and work as a fucking banker?

Is it a side job while in university or something?

It's not arbitrary actually

It's Eurocentric, like the Greenwitch convention of timezones

How old are you my cousin?

Sounds tasty desu.
MY VOICE ISN'T EVEN THAT MANLY AAAAAAAH ALSO I TOLD YOU WHY I WORK FOR A BANK AT 19 ALREADY AAAAAAAAH
I-I thought I explained this already desu. It's a side job for my university which I got thanks to my knowledge and tincy-wincy bit of nepotism.

P-pays ok desu.

Really want a coffee right now desu

All kinds of shit is Eurocentric, including the concept of "religion"

Greenwich isn't actually purely based on convention, there's good reasons why UTC is on London. 180 passes through the Bering Sea and the Pacific, which is the most convenient longitude for the Date Line.

His dad hooked him up with a cushy high paid job.
Fucking nepotism, and it will be the downfall of western economic supremacy.

I bet you want to put whisky in your brandy you alcoholic

22, what about you?
>MY VOICE ISN'T EVEN THAT MANLY
it is though
I didn't know you work at a bank, good for you

That's convenient.

Nepotism is fifteen times more ubiquitous in Asia my man.

fuck
you know what I meant

>I expected you to be older desu
Because of how mature he acts?
Did you know that the French wanted to use a prime meridian running through the Bering Strait?

I am 19 now too , Jackson!

Only Americans give their kids names that are supposed to be surnames

>my voice isn't that manly
Wtf I thought you were a trucker or something
I have fyour same height and ~dick size~ and still not have your manly voice

>Nepotism is fifteen times more ubiquitous in Asia my man.
Yea I guess that's true
I suppose it's more the downfall of all our economies in general.

I don't think he acts very mature...

>Because of how mature he acts?
kek
Because of his voice actually

I did not know thank s

No! I'd rather have a nice coffee by itself and then drink the whiskey straight, so I'm not an alcoholic

Oh no!!!!

Cool info thanks
22 aswell so you are the oldest here eheh
I think that overall the London convection is not that bad

I don't think that makes it any better

me in the pic without my bf

me on the right

N-NO DESU PLEASE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE ANDREW BATES I-I'M ONLY DOING NORMAL WORK, NOTHING SPECTACULAR DESU :3
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D-desu please.
It is. I'm lucky desu :3
OwO desu nice to meet someone of similar age. What are you doing in Uni right now?
B-BUT MY VOICE ISN'T THAT MANLY AAAAAAAH

I-I'm going to go have a shower and feel good about people here calling me mature and cute and manly and etc. Bye-bye!

>not posting the full image

Can you pronounce Greenwich properly?

It's Gren-itch.

Still manly desu

I am definitely on the left here

and also on the left here

Sayori and Natsuki are both top-tier, Yuri and the sadist Hungarian are both gutter-tier

It makes it a lot better, I'm not an alcoholic

>I'm older than the aussie working as a literal banker
tell life is fair, I dare you
I double dare you

How old are ye and what ye doing in life?

Are you suffering from repressed feelings that you are drowning away with alcohol?
If you want to talk about it, I'm here for you.
I worry sometimes

At least you don't have conscription to delay your entrance to university by two years.

I am a university student and learning law now. :-D

Why don't you just use all your richboy connections to get a nice job like he did
Nope, I just like to drink

Grinvuic, gotcha!
He's 26 I think