Im getting old my man

Im getting old my man

Are you a virgin?

Hair transplant and restylane injections on the face will make you look like a teen again. But you’re probably too fucking poor for that.

literally exact same age as you

t. Kim

Born in 95' here

...

get out gen z spastic

Ummm no sweaty I'm a millennial

You are big boy now

Going to turn 24 soon. It's making me feel old for the first time in my life.

I'm 23 but I feel like 63

I was born in 1984

Your brain hasn't even stopped developing, which is at 25

Post wrinkles/white hair to prove you didn't steal your grandpa's ID.

barely

Cutoff is 2002
>Syrian education

>>Syrian education

american edumuhcation

if you're older than 25 and you're still browsing this youngster imageboard something is very wrong with your life

I am entering 30s next year, which is the fact i want to deny.

Can you delete this photo of me please I don't want to get doxed

i was born 1998
i thought i was a grown man, feel like a child now

I know i know ..........

6 more days and kids from 2000 will be allowed to post here

pfff, I'm 8 yrs older than You and still young.
How's your christmas eve dinner?

look closer, it is NOT a photo

I..... I..
I DON'T EVEN COME HERE THAT OFTEN!!!!!

Older than you

t. handheldless virgin

>1990
I thought children born this year were still going into kindergarten

just checking somethng

yes. kissless and virgin

Stop snooping

nice blog post

same
I-I still don't know what to do in life. It's like I haven't found my calling yet.

>32
>last time I kissed a girl was I think about 8 years ago

32

I feel sorry for people who didn't get to grow up in the 90s

i just turned 34 a week ago,still kissless hugless virgin with a terminal disease

Isn't it subjective as fuck..

Born in 92, hair is already turning white

There is nothing cool about the 90s grandpa

Another oldfag here

This thread made me "quit" again, but only minutes later I found myself thinking "I wonder what's on Sup Forums"

>with a terminal disease
Which?

mam 28 lat, wyjebali mnie z roboty

>21 in 8 months
>do nothing but work 2 jobs and study
feeling old, feeling dead

>only 21
>work 2 jobs
>studying


sounds to me you're actually APPLYING YOURSELF


keep it up

>i just turned 34 a week ago,still kissless hugless virgin
>with a terminal disease

I heard there are feminist neopagan sex cults who would be willing to help you with the virgin thing because they belive sex lead to spiritual salvation, but never seriously searched for them. However I heard the horrible porn-rock band "Rockbitch" from the 90’s was part of that movement so you might start your search here.

6 months older than me

tell me what you're favourite moege is

heart issues and mesothelioma

'94 here, the feeling of aging really hits you when you finish school

that gif probably describes me perfectly, thanks for the motivation Swedebro but it's getting hard

>at least whatever the age, we are all virgins here
>tfw only virgin here

26 year old virgin here

From asbestos or just bad luck?

Well you'll get no sympathy here. You are in a better position than 90% of the people on the 'chins

Happy Birthday, fellow 1990 user.

Guarantee you people posting today are virgins, tomorrow normies will be back so enjoy

Hope it gets better for you user this year.

I'm the same age... I've always wanted to be old to look older so people could finally respect me and take me seriously, but I can't even grow a full beard and it looks ridiculous when I try to let it grow... Yesterday I went to a dinner with some friends from high school and they were still making fun of me and asking strangers how old I looked and it was either 17 or 18 or 20 and then my friends would laugh and call me a kid and ask why I didn't bring a boyfriend... The worst is they all changed a lot and I didn't change much so it felt like they were strangers and I didn't feel my age and it was intimidating... It was a really stressful night and I'm glad I'm back in Sup Forums... I hope your christmases are better.

it's fucking 95-97 (but no one wants to be a millennial, so it's 95)
>murrica

this

I was born 1997 and seeing people like OP on here really makes me laugh at them

what kind of a failure do you have to be to be 27 and browse an imageboard for 18 years olds

seriously fuck you OP fuck you so much

literally an inferior version of early/mid 2000s

There is no clear consensus

But I agree that 95 is the cutoff

>feeling old at 24
You must have made some really cowardly decisions my man

Either that or you’re fat as fuck and don’t exercise

>18 year olds
who ever starts browsing Sup Forums after they turn 18

It’s like with cigarettes, you either start in high school or you don’t start at all

At least you're one year younger than me.

Nigga you are ancient

1996 virgin club, gather up!

Born in 1996 here.

As if either of you will stop browsing Sup Forums or any other imageboards once you become 25. The oldfags from around 2003 are either still here on Sup Forums or have gone to other imageboards.

remember kids, no matter if you're -18 or +25...

>born in December
>be the youngest in your class
lmao what a loser

...

It's commonly defined as someone who was under 18 at the turn of the millenium. So, unless you're born after that, you have to be as old as pic related to not be a millenial.

1974here you kids

29.12.1990 here bro

Do you love Spurdo?

really makes you think why everyone get's thrown out of school and forced to make adult decisions like career choice when they're just a kid.
How about a mandatory day of school every week until you're 21

Light face lifts and fat injections are better alternatives.

You're only beginning you life. Feeling 'old' at 21 is self-defeating.
Your friends sound like dicks.

kys

>what kind of a failure do you have to be to be 27 and browse an imageboard for 18 years olds
yep, once you hit 20 you no longer have a need to waste time

you'll always stay a disgzusting little underage faggot in my eyes

SHUT THE FUCK UP

kek faggots in their 20s thinking they're old..... sweetie please. If we turn the clock 20 years most of you would be single digit age.

I'm a legit wizard my man.

I was born half way through 88. Don't feel as though I'm getting old so much as it feels the rest of my peers have reached the sort of normalfag success and security which has expanded beyond the information horizon. It legitimately feels like beyond apart of a galaxy where all the closest galaxies have shifted so far away that light is no longer possible to ever reach. It's such a hopeless, useless situation.

Why do normalfags like you come to Sup Forums? You don't belong here. You aren't welcome here. Go to one of the other billion websites which pander to your existential strata.

You are 7 months and 15 days older than me.

this

fuck off

Fuck you Mario

What would you tell to a man 5 years younger than you? Give me some tips on life, please.

Start learning japanese

I'm not a weeaboo though, why would I do that?

Ich denke, dass Deutsch besser als Japanisch ist.

Finde ich auch Brasilien.
Start today, learn something you like or think will be useful for 5 years straight everyday for 30 min to 2 hours and you will look at your past self with respect.

'93 so not super old but what exactly changes.

Most of us are the same even if we were born in 1999 or 1989 some of us have just been doing this longer.

When i was underage and lurking in 2005 and then posting a lot in '12-15 i didn't necessarily consider that i'd be doing it today but I am.

Its like when I remember being 10 and talking about how we wouldn't be playing video games when I was 18 but here i am playing PUBG on xmas.

At the end of the day we get older and lives evolve but we are the same people inside and i hate/love lurking and posting with similar people and I imagine I will continue to grow old doing so with others here.

If you really think you will just wake up at 25 and stop posting in here then good for you, but most don't

I can help with that