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Merry Slagmas everbody

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jesus user, cant you be normal for one day of the year, its christmas

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CHOOOOON

Bank loans you 300k to buy a house. The bank owns 100% of your house and let you live there in you pay back the loan (mortgage).

You pay back 100k + interest. You now own 1/3 of your house.

You want to buy a load of bitcoin, so you go to another bank and take out a loan offering up the 1/3 of your house that's legally yours as collatoral. They see you as reliable and offer you 200k to buy bitcoins with.

Bank 1 owns 2/3 of your house, and you now owe bank 2 200k or they take the other 1/3 of your house.

Post XXXmas slags

I hope the crypto bubble bursts.

Sick of undeserving people earning obscene amounts of money for taking stupid risks.

still a grim thought

Happy Christmas lads

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>British Christmas is just sitting around watching American TV
This is too funny

>HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.
Fucking McAfee

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEE
OOOOOH VIENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

very grim post

Crimbo is officially over, 1:13am in Sydney.

this is american christmas too

its nice that you're keeping your friend company for christmas user, god bless

Not arsed lads
Not arsed at all

gonna send this to my dad since he was telling me before about buying shitcoins
he already got mad with me when I sent him some /biz/ memes after the crash.

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ah right now i get it thx mate

christmas is shite

dubs confirm

cat looks like leopard size wtf

we need to start a prayer circle to stop bitcoin from crashing HELP ME

>in vest in a bubble right as it's about to burst

Tech investors killed themselves in the thousands in the 80s because of exactly this

...

Americanism is a cancer

Nope. Bank 2 would not offer you a loan in excess of the value of your collateral. This scenario would only play out the way you suggest if the market value of your home had increased to the point where 1/3 ownership equaled 200k.

Got one of those Alexa things for Christmas.

Cheers, like, but what am I supposed to do with it

business idea: don't buy things that I can't afford

I love slags!!! I would pay one of youbrits 1000€ if you can hook me up with a slag.

Also fuck yanks, bastard mongrels.

I'm not a financial consultant, that was just a basic example

Rank websites

>dirty pipe on the table

all i want for christmas is a finnis gf

>bubble
thanks for the insight, haven't heard exactly the same thing said 10000 times in the last two months

howling looking at /biz/ waiting for mcafee telling them what shitcoin to buy
already went through this thing with the GE clans on the 'scape :u

Its deano tech
Pointless trendy shite

British Christmas is watching the same old “Remembering Morcambe and Wise” or “Remembering Barbara Windsor” or some other unfunny 70s comedian so your dad can complain that “they don’t make things like this anymore” all night

After I came back from my univ I fapped and came to feel too tired to stay awake.
This is the way I spent my chirstmas.
well in addition to this I went to the railway museum, but is this really the way we should lead the christmas life?
OK, you may say that this is suitable to a weeaboo autist...
26 December?

the finnish language is stupid and they eat too much fish
for this reason I will not be pursuing a finnish gf

Based

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put it in your kitchen and ask it to buy paper towels or tell you how tall everest is.
or don't use it at all because its an always-on microphone constantly streaming to amazon's servers.

Yep, 26th of December for me now. Boxing day, as we call it.

Botnet for your home
actively commodifying yourself and paying for the pleasure

krakanokennen verikauluis kerraupbita japislanu

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heard this a lot on 6music, one of those songs that is very annoying at first but then becomes catchy

Merry Christmas, user.
*pats you on the back and walks off in the snow as "Joy to The World" starts playing*

>Boxing day
What makes you guys call so?

>parents complain about political correctness and immigrants eroding Christianity but still don't attend church on Christmas eve or Christmas day
hmmm

>google can detect that I'm writing mock finnish but has no idea what I've said

hmm very impressive

could have used more ääää but otherwise this does look a lot like finnish well done

Please brits, i want a slag so badly. That beautiful accent. Thick ass. Cheeky behavior. Drunk with her purse.

What app do you use to find them? I don't have Facebook.

All mum got me was a fucking Gucci watch and some Balenciaga trainers. Fucking old bitch.

t. immigrunt

any of you lads go to Church today?

cause we beat the fuck out of nips

What'd you guys get for Christmas?

Hmmm

Love you hans

shout out to my niggas in the struggle

just go out in any provincial british town at the weekend, there are hundreds of drunk slags with their arse out m8

cmon mate it isn't that ba-
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clothes and chocolate

Plenty of Fish if you want yummy mummy's educated at the university of life

Otherwise you need to come over and hang around town centres on friday night

have that vitas meme song stuck in my head

they are just ignorant stupid middle/lower class workers.
Deal with it and let them go.
OK then I'll bomb you again.

He's a big boy lol

American cats are big and beefy

dw

english is the superior language

Rotten American mongrel. Dont reply to my posts.

inferior alphabet tho

Wait 20 years for a Joi

Lads I'm DRUUUNK
With the senpai and it's cool. On my fourth pint right now

clothes, shampoo, and shaving cream
I don't even grow out facial hair

throw it out, which means

Whiter than you mehmet

yeah well we'll get the yanks to nuke you again

Thinsulate hat from Primark

Fuming

American in your country for christmas here
Vile grey dump

I am not able to just fly there right now. But i will sooner or later.

I asked this before, but can someone give me a concrete recommendation of where exactly to go to find a slag? Id like to keep her and take her back to Germany and make her pregnant.

yet you're staring into your phone and posting here

the easy language to learn, but very, very complicated one to master.

"bin it"

How's the KFC, Taka?

State of that, do you live in a council house with a single mother?

What kind of retarded kraut would want to go to England of all places to get a pregnant girlfriend

Spelt senpai but wanted to write family lmao
*reddit spacing*
And yes I'm posting because I felt like it

Nah she's just doesn't give a shit anymore

fool!You couldn't do anything but for the US!!!!


OK in this way you and I are the same allied comrades yes.
I didn't eat one this year.

Thanks for the news flash mate

cheap rambuska wine
love that memory

I want to make a slag pregnant and keep her. This would be a dream. Or at the very least have a week of unprotected sex with various slags in England.

Would Bristol be a good idea? Which hotel? Which bars?

An air purifier because I spend so much time in my room and my mum is worried about my health

it's christmas in devon
there's great things on tv

Sme but French HAHA
Visiting the senpai AT THE PUB and DRUNK

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE

it's decent

>yanks use the word vile
terrible bait

>asking where to meet women
>on Sup Forums

would you mind me eating you?

>senpai
WHAT THE FUCK I'M WRITING FAMILY WTF IS WITH SENPAI

Go to a northern university town/city.